The couch thread

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:16 pm

Fish wrote: Eww.

Are you insane?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:03 pm

T200 wrote:
Fish wrote: Though I would rather see him workout than the little dweeb that is in there all the time grunting while wrist curling 17.5 pound dumbbells.
Quit making overtly homosexual statements of preference please.

Here is a palate cleanse for everyone...

Even if it so transpired that she was a tranny I would still hit that, and regret nothing.

Fish · Post by **Fish** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:06 pm

GoDogGo! wrote:
Fish wrote: Eww.
Are you insane?

LOL

This is getting a little off topic now.

Shaun B. O'Murnecan · Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:09 pm

Fish wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote:
Fish wrote: Eww.
Are you insane?
LOL

This is getting a little off topic now.

No you schtickloch, this is exactly where you want it. Go back to the fish bowl created for you:

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=209091

Fish · Post by **Fish** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:21 pm

Update from the weak-as-shit thread:

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=51075

Thanks everyone for the advice. This summer was weird. I tried IF and eating either two good size meals, or one big meal, at night at the end of last semester (April-May). I got so used to this that I would not be in the mood (or was too full) to eat anything until dinner time and then I would eat alot. I obviously didn't eat enough during that meal, which is what led to me losing weight. This went on until about the end of August, when I realized just how skinny I was (even though I already was to begin with). I am just now getting back into the habit of eating three meals a day, breaking the IF mentality that my body has gotten used to is tough.

Sounds like an eating disorder.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:35 am

GoDogGo! wrote:
Fish wrote: Eww.
Are you insane?

No he's fucking trolling.

He's given being a real person and turned into his own sock puppet.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:08 am

Damn this week went by quickly...

http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/Gil ... -LSit.html

jscratch · Post by **jscratch** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:20 pm

T200 wrote:
Fish wrote: Though I would rather see him workout than the little dweeb that is in there all the time grunting while wrist curling 17.5 pound dumbbells.
Quit making overtly homosexual statements of preference please.

Here is a palate cleanse for everyone...

That is by far the sexiest bitch posted in this thread, probably all others too. Jeebus bless you good sir.

Dano · Post by **Dano** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:36 pm

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:49 pm

Joe wrote:Damn this week went by quickly...

http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/Gil ... -LSit.html

Still would, even with the huge muscles and Jennifer Gray nose.

Croatoa · Post by **Croatoa** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:00 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Joe wrote:Damn this week went by quickly...

http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/Gil ... -LSit.html
Still would, even with the huge muscles and Jennifer Gray nose.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:41 pm

jscratch wrote:
T200 wrote:
Fish wrote: Though I would rather see him workout than the little dweeb that is in there all the time grunting while wrist curling 17.5 pound dumbbells.
Quit making overtly homosexual statements of preference please.

Here is a palate cleanse for everyone...

That is by far the sexiest bitch posted in this thread, probably all others too. Jeebus bless you good sir.

I indexed the rest to finish the series. It goes from 1 to 14. You've already seen the highlights. Here are some decent nekkid shots.

PS POD, this is the kind of service you should provide with your e-sleuthing, not the black helicopter faggotry you usually post.

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:57 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Joe wrote:Damn this week went by quickly...

http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/Gil ... -LSit.html
Still would, even with the huge muscles and Jennifer Gray nose.

ya, there's definitely some pics of that chick where she looks good. this is one of them and if i'd never seen that 'street workout' vid of her (the one where she talks

), i'd agree with you.

still, nothin' a rag full o'chloroform can't fix.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:55 pm

I have officially resigned my affiliation with CrossFit Inc.

Please discontinue use of the URL CrossFitGreyskull.com as it will not be operable for much longer. Please bookmark this page or find it at:

GreyskullElite.com

-JP

Hmmm. Interesting but they weren't really a Cultfit gym in the first place.

JohnnyBadAss · Post by **JohnnyBadAss** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:46 pm

Ed Zachary wrote:
I have officially resigned my affiliation with CrossFit Inc.

Please discontinue use of the URL CrossFitGreyskull.com as it will not be operable for much longer. Please bookmark this page or find it at:

GreyskullElite.com

-JP
Hmmm. Interesting but they weren't really a Cultfit gym in the first place.

There were only two options for him: get out before fully drinking the Kool-Aid or become a Kool-Aid drinker. Few are able to straddle the line that he was trying to ride. I can only think of 2 or 3 that are non-jackass affiliates.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:53 pm

The non-retarded gyms will break away from Cultfit Inc. one by one.

The great irony of Cultfit Inc. is that it relies on the naivete of its participants.

In this, it is no better than the GLOBO gyms that Cultfit despises.

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:15 pm

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Thanks everyone for the advice. This summer was weird. I tried IF and eating either two good size meals, or one big meal, at night at the end of last semester (April-May). I got so used to this that I would not be in the mood (or was too full) to eat anything until dinner time and then I would eat alot. I obviously didn't eat enough during that meal, which is what led to me losing weight. This went on until about the end of August, when I realized just how skinny I was (even though I already was to begin with). I am just now getting back into the habit of eating three meals a day, breaking the IF mentality that my body has gotten used to is tough.
Starting this past weekend I've been eating a whole lot more than what I have been. I'm forcing myself to eat three times a day, and it seems like alot of food. How do people who are trying to put on weight keep up with the food? It seems like the food intake is going to be harder than the actual lifting program. Do you guys eat clean or not care as much where the calories come from? I know Rip likes extra calories in any form, so junk food is his go-to. So should I not care as much if my friends want to go to a diner for pancakes, or burger joint?

Is this an anarexia support group? I weigh 130lbs and I'm not hungry!! HIV?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:28 pm

I can totally see the functional applications of this exercise, and endorse it for all female trainees:

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:50 pm

Fish wrote: Eww.

eHarmony says... Fish and SPELLS are a perfect match.

POD · Post by **POD** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:11 pm

Ed Zachary wrote:
I have officially resigned my affiliation with CrossFit Inc.

Please discontinue use of the URL CrossFitGreyskull.com as it will not be operable for much longer. Please bookmark this page or find it at:

GreyskullElite.com

-JP
Hmmm. Interesting but they weren't really a Cultfit gym in the first place.

Does that mean you guys can finally stop fellating them at every possible chance?

More hilarity from the Craig's List personals:

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I made sure to bring the email out of the captcha just in case one of you fags wants to reply. Fish? Shape? I'm sure he'd have no problem with group workouts.

Fish · Post by **Fish** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:40 am

double post

Fish · Post by **Fish** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:40 am

POD wrote:I made sure to bring the email out of the captcha just in case one of you fags wants to reply. Fish? Shape? I'm sure he'd have no problem with group workouts.

Whoa whoa whoa now I am getting shit from POD?

Actually I would have replied but the whole "no sex" thing kind of turned me off.

The whole CL/@fit combo kind of gives me the heebie jeebies. Some gay rapist is going to wreck your asshole while giving you aids and having pictures of Couch hanging everywhere in his dungeon.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:26 am

Double Post; apparently IGx now has AIDS.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:26 am

Used to be we only needed to hetero up the couch thread like once a quarter, now it's required daily. Let's see what 3 members are responsible...

JamesonBushmill · Post by **JamesonBushmill** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:12 am

POD wrote:More hilarity from the Craig's List personals:
cf2.jpg
I made sure to bring the email out of the captcha just in case one of you fags wants to reply. Fish? Shape? I'm sure he'd have no problem with group workouts.

At least we know what Keith Witenstein is up to these days.

IGX

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