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WildGorillaMan wrote:Heaven knows I do love me some @fit attention whores

http://gopractice.typepad.com/.a/6a0105 ... c28970c-pi
I think I prefer the one on the right. She has more of a wholesome girl next door look.
Feel the burn, only 1,837 more reps in the CGSHP to go

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T200 wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Heaven knows I do love me some @fit attention whores

http://gopractice.typepad.com/.a/6a0105 ... c28970c-pi
Girl on our left is very fucking nice IMO.
Both are *quite* fine.

For those that don't recognize it, they're riffing on this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl6RJyZdBSU[/youtube]

which in turn is a riff on this:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2cYWfq--Nw[/youtube]
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JohnnyBadAss wrote:
T200 wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Heaven knows I do love me some @fit attention whores

http://gopractice.typepad.com/.a/6a0105 ... c28970c-pi
Girl on our left is very fucking nice IMO.
There is no limit to the things I would eat off of her body.
I couldn't have said any better.

I'd like to slap her around, choke her a little, and wedge her head between the mattress and headboard.

You know make sweet sweet love to her.
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I've got a question. Whatever happened to Shari's friend Big Bird here?

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She was all over the @fit mainpage two years ago as one of their star trainers, and then she totally dropped out of sight. Did she break like so many of them, or did she get excommunicated?
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Maybe instead of a whole day, we should post the andro honeys in small batches throughout the week, so as not to be overwhelming.

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What are they on a sidewalk in a construction zone?
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Falling debris is a serious modal domain.
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No baby, leave the chalk on.

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Damn, using a OTW bell no less.

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Mickey Mutherfukkin O'neil wrote:Damn, using a OTW bell no less.
Frontrange @f is big into teh OtW.

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http://tnation.tmuscle.com/free_online_ ... &pageNo=12

great thread and check out sandwhiches...
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Funny.

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powerlifter54 wrote:http://tnation.tmuscle.com/free_online_ ... &pageNo=12

great thread and check out sandwhiches...
found this one a few pages later:
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http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=53069

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HA! I fucking called that shit. I suspect you're going to be seeing a lot more threads about assistance to improve wod (aka their sport) performance.

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Did you struggle with the decision to go out on such a dangerous limb by predicting @Fitters would do something both stupid AND ghey?
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"The WOD is like doing shots. It's for the serious people, and as posted cannot be kept up forever. That's the intent." - Barry Cooper
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Profound as usual.
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ledfistaco wrote:"The WOD is like doing shots. It's for the serious people, and as posted cannot be kept up forever. That's the intent." - Barry Cooper
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... post696521

That's actually how couch comes up with them. It's not an analogy, it's a description.
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ledfistaco wrote:"The WOD is like doing shots. It's for the serious people, and as posted cannot be kept up forever. That's the intent." - Barry Cooper
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... post696521
Yeah, the kids doing tequila and Jaegermeister (whatever) shots are always the most serious people in the bar.

This is no surprise coming from Barry. One of my @F peeps tells me that Barry's alcoholism surpasses that of teh Couch.

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my bet is that when he thinks of doing shots as 'serious' he's picturing the scene where indiana jones' girl is drinking with those sherpas. that shit is totally serious. if you're a 10 yr old kid.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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I wonder if Cultfitters train for the modal domain of dodging rolling boulders?

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protobuilder wrote:I wonder if Cultfitters train for the modal domain of dodging rolling boulders?

After all, it never hurts to be ready for anything.
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sanchezero wrote:my bet is that when he thinks of doing shots as 'serious' he's picturing the scene where indiana jones' girl is drinking with those sherpas. that shit is totally serious. if you're a 10 yr old kid.
They can train for that if they want, but any Russian, of any size or athletic ability will crush them.

Fact: years ago, my girlfriend dragged me to the Bolshoi when they were here on tour. It wasn't hard to drag me there since a) I like looking at hardbodied Russian girls in tight clothes, and b) I knew that if I cleaned up nice and went out for a night of culture, she'd be a raging tiger in the sack that night.

After the show, we went for a late dinner at this little place downtown. Turned out it was owned by a Russian family, and the performers showed up not long after us for a meal/party. After much cheek kissing with the proprieters, the dancers sat at their table, and the owners brought out forty after forty of ice cold Stoli. I was no stranger to hard liquor back then, but I witnessed little ballerinas who weighed maybe a hundred pounds at the outside guzzling straight vodka out of water glasses, and any one of them put away enough booze before their salads came out to put me in the hospital.

Genetics? Training? Both, probably. But I can assure you that @fitters can not do what those girls do, at least as well as they do.
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