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Tirofijo wrote:my humble first post in this thread.

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55303

Two cases of rhabdo? I know some guys on another forum that are going to be cutting and pasting your post. Are you talking about 'went to the emergency room' rhabdo, or something you diagnosed yourself?

What's your plan to avoid a third case?

Good luck.

1. that reply closed the thread there.
2. The double rahbdo douche posted his story in the Testimonials forum.

couchfitblows wrote:Now it's starting to make sense.

Can I get a link to this recent couch pic? He looks like a bloated Harpo Marx.

ledfistaco wrote:

Tirofijo wrote:my humble first post in this thread.

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55303

Two cases of rhabdo? I know some guys on another forum that are going to be cutting and pasting your post. Are you talking about 'went to the emergency room' rhabdo, or something you diagnosed yourself?

What's your plan to avoid a third case?

Good luck.

1. that reply closed the thread there.
2. The double rahbdo douche posted his story in the Testimonials forum.

of course he did - double rhabdo is a badge of honor.

Rant wrote:

couchfitblows wrote:Now it's starting to make sense.

Can I get a link to this recent couch pic? He looks like a bloated Harpo Marx.

Page 641 of this thread, first post.

All the haterade fuel you will ever need, courtesy of premier crotchfit douchebag Jon Gilson. I think this guy deserves his own thread.

http://www.againfaster.com/all-articles/

couchfitblows wrote:Now it's starting to make sense.

Can we at least get that Couch pic uploaded to the Cultfit Wiki? It's factual.

Does Couch still claim to be able to outdo most crossfitters at the WOD's?

Gorilla,

That was funny.

The driver of this mission is physical superiority; a battle-ready state, general physical fitness spurred by a contrarian philosophy and a general distain for bullshit.

From Gilson. Is he fucking kidding? The driver of this mission is a gin swilling megalomaniac. He AND his stripper wife are so out of shape it is astounding noone calls bullshit on it. Physical superiority!!!!! In what? NFL,NBA,MBL? NO guys claims on boards that he is interviewing a "world class" volleyball palyer who mentions that she did @fit a few times. She is NOT WORLD CLASS..she is one of the better players in college. Couch claims he can outperform 49% of @fitters and I now think he can when I look at grown ass men weighing 170lbs and 6" tall and sun 300 deads

More common sense disguised as douchfit intellectual property...

http://journal.crossfit.com/2009/08/dis ... ticleTitle

Comments:

Jon Wilson wrote …
Coach is looking strong these days, and Tony is a very active listener....
I love it

Bleicke Petersen wrote …
What happened? Coach Glassman looks fitter than ever. Maybe it's the stylish hair?

Jonathan Silverman wrote …
Crossfit is cool because it makes our genes express themselves better, which means it helps us express ourselves better.

And my personal favorite...

Jay Guindon wrote …
This is by far the most revolutionary theory to ever enter the fitness/health community.

What a bunch of dumbass dick sucking faggots. Are they fucking blind?

Marone.

protobuilder wrote:

couchfitblows wrote:Now it's starting to make sense.

Can we at least get that Couch pic uploaded to the Cultfit Wiki? It's factual.

Image posted to wiki. Hopefully the nazi's will not delete. They shouldn't, but who knows.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CrossFit#H ... and_growth

l-tree wrote:

protobuilder wrote:

couchfitblows wrote:Now it's starting to make sense.

Can we at least get that Couch pic uploaded to the Cultfit Wiki? It's factual.

Image posted to wiki. Hopefully the nazi's will not delete. They shouldn't, but who knows.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CrossFit#H ... and_growth

NICE!

LOL

Awesome...and because you know it will not last long...here is a screenshot.

Thing is, it is factual. It is from their web site. And they may think it good that someone posted a photo of 'the man'. You never know....

If they delete it as a "less than complimentary picture", then that wiki becomes more of a hagiograpy and should be deleted entirely.

Hey, where can I get that t-shirt Coach is wearing?

Oh jeezus WTF!? Not to worry lil buckaroo I'm sure they make em 6 sizes too large for you anyway.

Anon wrote:Awesome...and because you know it will not last long...here is a screenshot.

wiki_Screenshot.jpg

I love that picture. It was taken the exact moment Couch had the idea of letting them figure out the messy details of "what is fitness" while he makes quick dash for a couple dozen assorted at Dunkin Donuts.

Requoted for awesomeness:

Mike 'Cultfit Killer' Caviston wrote:Just a few days ago I rowed 20K on the Concept2 in under 75 minutes (calculate that pace and compare it to the times you see reported on Crossfit for the 5K rows), got off the machine, grabbed a 100lb. bar, and cranked out 45 thrusters in about two minutes. Just because I could.

protobuilder wrote:Requoted for awesomeness:

Mike 'Cultfit Killer' Caviston wrote:Just a few days ago I rowed 20K on the Concept2 in under 75 minutes (calculate that pace and compare it to the times you see reported on Crossfit for the 5K rows), got off the machine, grabbed a 100lb. bar, and cranked out 45 thrusters in about two minutes. Just because I could.

Where is this quote from? I love Caviston.

Thrusters are a waste of time for everyone, but seem especially so for a dude that can post the kind of C2 performances that he can.

And TIME! Couch's pic is gone from wiki