Sure enough. Lulz to one last "fuck you sheep-get in line", and then quick locking it before a response comes out.Yes I Have Balls wrote:Oh, it's closed down. Not enough "Mathematical impossibility" perhaps?lasalle wrote:Pretty surprising that thread hasn't been shut down. Any time a sheep starts to stray from the flock the thread usually gets closed stat.
The couch thread
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Chaos Mitten
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Re: The couch thread
You just don't understand, Quack. Matt Gagliardi received tainted vaccination shots and developed super-human @fit skillz. It wouldn't be fair for him to participate in an athletic competition.
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Re: The couch thread
She's a "slump-buster" to be sure.L-T wrote:I like her better here....
As for the infamous Matt G. I believe he uses Google Earth to measure his outdoor, non-track runs, so bragging about running a 10K earlier in the day was probably more like running a 1K. His time for that was stellar.
Too bad you missed it.
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She's got that big ass Jimmy Durante schnoz, that is one butt fugly woman.L-T wrote:God spared her absolutely nothing when beating her with the ugly stick. Ucking FuglyYes I Have Balls wrote:It burnses my eyeses
food is medicine. that's why i'm drinking dr. pepper.
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The Ginger Beard Man
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I bet we could get her to post tits on Igx. Someone just has to take one for the team.rjudo wrote:She's got that big ass Jimmy Durante schnoz, that is one butt fugly woman.L-T wrote:God spared her absolutely nothing when beating her with the ugly stick. Ucking FuglyYes I Have Balls wrote:It burnses my eyeses
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Disengage from the outcome and do work.
Jezzy Bell wrote:Use a fucking barbell, pansy.
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Batboy2/75
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Nothing a couple of paper bags and a 1.75 ltr bottle of Jack couldn't cure.L-T wrote:God spared her absolutely nothing when beating her with the ugly stick. Ucking FuglyYes I Have Balls wrote:It burnses my eyeses
Arms are the only true badge of liberty. The possession of arms is the distinction of the free man from the slave.
I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

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Batboy, before that started looking good a man would have drunk so much Jack that he'd be passed out on the floor.Batboy2/75 wrote:Nothing a couple of paper bags and a 1.75 ltr bottle of Jack couldn't cure.L-T wrote:God spared her absolutely nothing when beating her with the ugly stick. Ucking FuglyYes I Have Balls wrote:It burnses my eyeses
food is medicine. that's why i'm drinking dr. pepper.
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What the hell do you think the paper bags are for? One for her and one for you. Problem solved.rjudo wrote:Batboy, before that started looking good a man would have drunk so much Jack that he'd be passed out on the floor.Batboy2/75 wrote:Nothing a couple of paper bags and a 1.75 ltr bottle of Jack couldn't cure.L-T wrote:God spared her absolutely nothing when beating her with the ugly stick. Ucking FuglyYes I Have Balls wrote:It burnses my eyeses
Arms are the only true badge of liberty. The possession of arms is the distinction of the free man from the slave.
I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

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She really has only one option: stop doodling around on the Intar-webz, and hit the stanozolol hard, until she can grate cheese on her abdomen. If ugly inside and out is a foregone conclusion, time to go all the way, and be the ultimate hardbody butterface. Anything else is a waste.

Re: The couch thread
Now, now. It's all pink on the inside.WildGorillaMan wrote: ugly inside and out is a foregone conclusion
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.
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Cowboys and Aliens
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Re: The couch thread
I'm new to the boards and posted my introduction in the FSF as required. Here's my contribution to this awesome thread.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81GYj9umVLs[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8Ah9L08goI[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81GYj9umVLs[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8Ah9L08goI[/youtube]
Re: The couch thread
http://crossfitbuffalo.typepad.com/my_w ... 22210.html
This is why @fit is Ghey!Why?
"I don't want to start." I had never heard those words come out of Hubie's mouth before. At least not with any hint of sincerity. The WOD was no harder than many others we had done. No different. Except that it would be Hubie's last one at Crossfit Buffalo.
The effect spilled over. I knew what the WOD was but until he looked at me and said that it did not hit home.
It hit home that its not just a workout or a program. Not just a gym. It never was. And its not a cult or some secret society or any of the other monikers people have come up with.
Over a year ago Hubie came in to stay for "A month or so...Just to learn some form and technique." A few months later he came in and said "How do you leave this?"
What is "this"?
To me this is Hubie going from a "month or so" to being part of the backbone of this gym. Coaching, performing, and inspiring without rhyme or reason save an inherent desire and passion to do so. To me this is Colin going through hell week to become a SEAL when a year ago he sat at a desk hating his life. Its a snickers bar and a banana. It's Barb at 63 yrs young grinding out power cleans next to college kids who are willing themselves to work as hard as she is. And Barb deadlifting over 200lbs when 15 lbs used to be daunting to her. It's friends whom you have known for a short time who will drive forty miles through one of the worst winter storms in years to get to your fathers funeral when people who live right around the corner would not. It's Darryl finding a place in this world that will let him use all of his abilities to their fullest. It's Amber saying "I never knew I could do that". It's Ed not saying a word through immense knee pain everyday. It's Steve getting 38 pull-ups with a bad arm. It's where standards are set.
It's where you feel sorry for the person who has never felt the sting of salty sweat running over chalk covered hands into shins ripped open by a rusty bar. It's where you have every reason to quit but you don't because nobody else is.
This is why I Crossfit.
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Elite mother fuckers are now having seizures with 185 lbs.I thought I was going to be a tough guy. I had 185 on the DL and felt it was too heavy right away but decided to push myself. I also was really going to go all out since my times have been bad and I wanted to improve. Well my 3rd rep into DL instead of getting my butt low to the ground i kept it high and used my back to get the weight up. well that was all she wrote. I couldnt even finish the first round. I stopped right away and figured id ice it and have at the next WOD tomorrow. not even an hour later I was having back spasms and i couldnt even breath

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I hope they paid their RRG dues.
Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. - Helen Keller
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Mickey O'neil
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Re: The couch thread
Idiots.Stillwater wrote:
I hope they paid their RRG dues.
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Turdacious
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From the @fit wiki page:
I nominate Marco.This article needs attention from an expert on the subject. See the talk page for details. WikiProject Health and fitness or the Health and fitness Portal may be able to help recruit an expert. (February 2010)
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
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friedquads
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That's an interesting choice. It'll be the first time I see the word 'nigger' used in every 3rd word on wikipedia.The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:From the @fit wiki page:
I nominate Marco.This article needs attention from an expert on the subject. See the talk page for details. WikiProject Health and fitness or the Health and fitness Portal may be able to help recruit an expert. (February 2010)
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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friedquads
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Re: The couch thread
The Florida Marlins have been officially "Couched" according to the @Fit Journal.
I'm waiting to see for the 2010 season how many players will be out for injuries now.
http://journal.crossfit.com/2010/03/mar ... ossfit.tpl
I'm waiting to see for the 2010 season how many players will be out for injuries now.
http://journal.crossfit.com/2010/03/mar ... ossfit.tpl
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
Re: The couch thread
Lets see how long this thread stays open
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55763&page=3
also this thread only needs one decent comment to get shut down, i only do obvious, one of you fuckers can probably be more subtle.
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55790
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55763&page=3
also this thread only needs one decent comment to get shut down, i only do obvious, one of you fuckers can probably be more subtle.
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55790
I'd say on the bottom of that self-actualisation pyramid shit, proper decent coffee is in there with wifi, tits, food and shelter
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WildGorillaMan
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Re: The couch thread
Cowboys and Aliens wrote:I'm new to the boards and posted my introduction in the FSF as required. Here's my contribution to this awesome thread.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81GYj9umVLs[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8Ah9L08goI[/youtube]
Meh to #1, Lulz to #2
Not a bad first effort.
Now post some andro broads.
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powerlifter54
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Re: The couch thread
The People in Jonestown had a Great Sense of Community and Great Relationships too...until they broke out the real Kool Aid.A1A BA wrote:http://crossfitbuffalo.typepad.com/my_w ... 22210.html
This is why @fit is Ghey!Why?
"I don't want to start." I had never heard those words come out of Hubie's mouth before. At least not with any hint of sincerity. The WOD was no harder than many others we had done. No different. Except that it would be Hubie's last one at Crossfit Buffalo.
The effect spilled over. I knew what the WOD was but until he looked at me and said that it did not hit home.
It hit home that its not just a workout or a program. Not just a gym. It never was. And its not a cult or some secret society or any of the other monikers people have come up with.
Over a year ago Hubie came in to stay for "A month or so...Just to learn some form and technique." A few months later he came in and said "How do you leave this?"
What is "this"?
To me this is Hubie going from a "month or so" to being part of the backbone of this gym. Coaching, performing, and inspiring without rhyme or reason save an inherent desire and passion to do so. To me this is Colin going through hell week to become a SEAL when a year ago he sat at a desk hating his life. Its a snickers bar and a banana. It's Barb at 63 yrs young grinding out power cleans next to college kids who are willing themselves to work as hard as she is. And Barb deadlifting over 200lbs when 15 lbs used to be daunting to her. It's friends whom you have known for a short time who will drive forty miles through one of the worst winter storms in years to get to your fathers funeral when people who live right around the corner would not. It's Darryl finding a place in this world that will let him use all of his abilities to their fullest. It's Amber saying "I never knew I could do that". It's Ed not saying a word through immense knee pain everyday. It's Steve getting 38 pull-ups with a bad arm. It's where standards are set.
It's where you feel sorry for the person who has never felt the sting of salty sweat running over chalk covered hands into shins ripped open by a rusty bar. It's where you have every reason to quit but you don't because nobody else is.
This is why I Crossfit.
"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.
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"But even snake wrestling beats life in the cube, for me at least. In measured doses."-Lex
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Re: The couch thread
powerlifter54 wrote:
The People in Jonestown had a Great Sense of Community and Great Relationships too...until they broke out the real Kool Aid.
Second only to the Raiders for a commitment to excellence. It was a magical time.
Shomer Shabbos.
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This canNOT be a tat of Barky on his arm? Right?
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WildGorillaMan
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Clearly not. The waist is too small.Yes I Have Balls wrote:
This canNOT be a tat of Barky on his arm? Right?
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justpassingthrough
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Re: The couch thread
That cannot be a hat that says 'B-BOY'


