GoDogGo! wrote:As the wheels come off, evidence mounts, and couch looks more and more incoherent, I am again intrigued by how @fit acts as a cult.
Bony looks sort of dazed in those chalkboard videos. Is there a point in one's ascent through the hierarchy at which Couch tells them the truth? And if so, what do they do? Leave? Find a new guru? Turn to drink? Or do they say "Man, what a racket" and stay on to suck at the teat?
Exactly. It's a cult w/a prophet and no god unless the god is Narcissus. Do those at the top remain true believers despite Couch? Do they just stay for the $$$$$$$$$? Or, do they venerate him as a noble but tormented visionary?
Couch gets the money to come in and the panties to come off for a reason. I just can't understand it.
Mao wrote:Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party
Boney Pudding wrote:
Now, we claim that the winners of the CrossFit Games are the fittest man and woman on the planet. There are many who dispute this claim, but as of yet, no one has directly challenged any of our winners. We would be more than willing to set up the competition (and, in fact, this year's Games are one example).
Or you could just send your andro cougars and wallet chained douchebags to the Olympics to dominate the Decathlon, right?
Bobby wrote:Pudding should train more instead of standing in front of the chalkboard.He could even try to learn something about other ways of training besides fagfit.It was quite funny in one of the videos when he didn`t know what dogcrap was!
Don't you know, @F is practically synonymous with Westside now...
"Gentle in what you do, Firm in how you do it"
- Buck Brannaman
Bobby wrote:Pudding should train more instead of standing in front of the chalkboard.He could even try to learn something about other ways of training besides fagfit.It was quite funny in one of the videos when he didn`t know what dogcrap was!
Don't you know, @F is practically synonymous with Westside now...
I had some jew tell me that Crossfit and Westside were the same thing because they both used "variety".
With that many morons out there it's no wonder the town drunk is making so much money.
Boney Pudding wrote:Now, we claim that the winners of the CrossFit Games are the fittest man and woman on the planet. There are many who dispute this claim, but as of yet, no one has directly challenged any of our winners. We would be more than willing to set up the competition (and, in fact, this year's Games are one example).
That a living, breathing, fully evolved, opposed thumb creature could write that is funnier than farting next to your wife at the grocery store and then quickly walking away. Man I love doing that.
Mrs. Pudding? From 2008...
"Behind every great man is a great woman." The awesome Jamie V., soon to be Mrs. Tony Budding, is the source for many of the great photos we get to enjoy on the CrossFit site.
A novice is someone who keeps asking himself if he is a novice. An intermediate is someone who is sick of training with weak people and an advanced person doesn't give a shit anymore. - Jim Wendler
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A novice is someone who keeps asking himself if he is a novice. An intermediate is someone who is sick of training with weak people and an advanced person doesn't give a shit anymore. - Jim Wendler
Pics of kids aren't cool. Pics of Budding wearing Gold's Gym shorts are funny, though.
Now, we claim that the winners of the CrossFit Games are the fittest man and woman on the planet. There are many who dispute this claim, but as of yet, no one has directly challenged any of our winners. We would be more than willing to set up the competition (and, in fact, this year's Games are one example).
Except for C2. How'd the Crash Bs work out, Pudding?
A novice is someone who keeps asking himself if he is a novice. An intermediate is someone who is sick of training with weak people and an advanced person doesn't give a shit anymore. - Jim Wendler
Bobby wrote:Pudding should train more instead of standing in front of the chalkboard.He could even try to learn something about other ways of training besides fagfit.It was quite funny in one of the videos when he didn`t know what dogcrap was!
Don't you know, @F is practically synonymous with Westside now...
I had some jew tell me that Crossfit and Westside were the same thing because they both used "variety".
With that many morons out there it's no wonder the town drunk is making so much money.
I soooooooooooo want to be at Westside Barbell and have some @fit dickwad actually say "CrossFit and WSB are the same." I'm curious to see how many seconds does it take for a group of hyper-strength guys to have an @fitter manually quartered (hey, they can use TRX straps for that!)
Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.
Bobby wrote:Pudding should train more instead of standing in front of the chalkboard.He could even try to learn something about other ways of training besides fagfit.It was quite funny in one of the videos when he didn`t know what dogcrap was!
Don't you know, @F is practically synonymous with Westside now...
I had some jew tell me that Crossfit and Westside were the same thing because they both used "variety".
With that many morons out there it's no wonder the town drunk is making so much money.
I soooooooooooo want to be at Westside Barbell and have some @fit dickwad actually say "CrossFit and WSB are the same." )
I'll ask AJ Rob3rts what his fran time is next and get first hand knowledge on how the WADS help his 1000lb+ squats.
Pudding wrote:Now, we claim that the winners of the CrossFit Games are the fittest man and woman on the planet. There are many who dispute this claim, but as of yet, no one has directly challenged any of our winners. We would be more than willing to set up the competition (and, in fact, this year's Games are one example).
Excuse me, Pudding, but if YOU'RE the new gimmick on the block, and YOU'RE claiming everyone else sucks and you're the awesomest, isn't it up to YOU to prove it??
And remind me, did Couch Asshat ever explain precisely why Siff's definition of fitness was implausible?
465 is my 1RM from the last CF total, so I was bummed I couldn't meet exceed it. I thought I'd get 470 for sure, especially since we have chalk now...After the first fail, I started drowning in the fail storm.
Ok, more practice/work, positive thinking...I'll get it next time.
Comment #77 - Posted by: ArcLite at March 18, 2010 6:45 AM
A novice is someone who keeps asking himself if he is a novice. An intermediate is someone who is sick of training with weak people and an advanced person doesn't give a shit anymore. - Jim Wendler
465 is my 1RM from the last CF total, so I was bummed I couldn't meet exceed it. I thought I'd get 470 for sure, especially since we have chalk now...After the first fail, I started drowning in the fail storm.
Ok, more practice/work, positive thinking...I'll get it next time.
Comment #77 - Posted by: ArcLite at March 18, 2010 6:45 AM
WHAT?? You mean months of totally random dipshit training DIDN'T improve his deadlift?? And now he's going to PRACTICE IT?? Holy shit. This insect is out of the Cult once Glasshat hears of such treason.
465 is my 1RM from the last CF total, so I was bummed I couldn't meet exceed it. I thought I'd get 470 for sure, especially since we have chalk now...After the first fail, I started drowning in the fail storm.
Ok, more practice/work, positive thinking...I'll get it next time.
Comment #77 - Posted by: ArcLite at March 18, 2010 6:45 AM
WHAT?? You mean months of totally random dipshit training DIDN'T improve his deadlift?? And now he's going to PRACTICE IT?? Holy shit. This insect is out of the Cult once Glasshat hears of such treason.
Crossfit doesn't make people weaker. That's an ineluctable truth, determined by competition, not debate.
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