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so, skimming the results in that deadlift WOD, it seems that the median max DL for males 180-220 is 315-ish.

Elite, eh?
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Another self-righteous cunt instilling Glassman's brilliant exercise methods into impressionable minds:

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Only mention of anything above 465 that isn't a fail is a "495, 515 (old PR), 525 (new PR)". Also a 585 fail. All the same guy. Who puts 10 lbs on their 515lb PR, then tries a 60lbs jump?

Nothing big in metric either, so it's not like they are hiding from my regular expression scanning powers using metric.

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Onan The Barbarian wrote:Only mention of anything above 465 that isn't a fail is a "495, 515 (old PR), 525 (new PR)". Also a 585 fail. All the same guy. Who puts 10 lbs on their 515lb PR, then tries a 60lbs jump?

Nothing big in metric either, so it's not like they are hiding from my regular expression scanning powers using metric.
Don't worry, with Crossfit he won't have to worry about pulling anything over 500 for quite awhile.

That is to say, until he stops doing Crossfit.


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"Fitarded"...note orange shirts in the video here.
http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/CFGa ... lights.wmv

Fitness...made retarded. How utterly perfect a description.


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While we're on the subject, here are some more highlights from the SoCal stadium look-at-me-tional linked above...

I know @fitters love navel gazing, but WTF?

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The @F Hollywood shirts say "Fitarded" on the back. How appropriate...

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Bicep tear in 3, 2, 1, GO!

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This vid's pretty light on the andro, but there are a few honorable mentions. Tomorrow the andro will flow like the mighty Mississippi.

Mrs. Bicep Tear?

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Nice rack. Nice bar position, too...

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I'd like to thrusther...

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Paddy O'Furniture wrote:While we're on the subject, here are some more highlights from the SoCal stadium look-at-me-tional linked above...

I know @fitters love navel gazing, but WTF?

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Paddy O'Furniture wrote:
I'd like to thrusther...

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Damn, it's enough to make me want them to open an affiliate across the street. :heart:
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WildGorillaMan wrote:She's got a bleeding barbell and a Terry Goodkind quote tattooed on her, and we're the idiots?
It gets worse when you follow the trail of her posts in that thread. She's openly trolling the cf forum pimping herself out to anyone who will respond. How sad her little kids will eventually read all that bullshit.


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Maybe she will see your post and STFU due to her kids. She clearly is a troll on this forum, as she has stated as much. BTW Tamara, since you are so into posting near nude photos of yourself, and you are obnoxious and arrogant, how about you post some nudes of yourself for us? You're almost there with the bikini's so what's a little less clothing? Of course, the pictures of you and the other Andro stretching your sweaty selves nude is preferred, but we would all love to see you undressed..... Come on Tamara, take it off. Take it all off.

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Hey - Tamara Cohen you fucking jew cunt. Show us your tits!

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Tamara is a cunt and I feel sorry that her kids have a cunt for a mother.
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Tamara Cohen is a Jewish feminist writer, activist and educator. She currently works as the Director of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Affairs at the University of Florida and the once-a-month Spiritual Leader of the Greater Washington Connecticut Coalition for Jewish Life.
http://jwa.org/feminism/_html/JWA100.htm
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The cancer has now spread to my quiet corner of rural England, even the kookyballs cannot withstand their eliteness.

http://www.crossfitshropshire.com/kettl ... struction/

More top end athleticism from the same crew

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRhLzU3x0oA

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The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:
Tamara Cohen is a Jewish feminist writer, activist and educator. She currently works as the Director of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Affairs at the University of Florida and the once-a-month Spiritual Leader of the Greater Washington Connecticut Coalition for Jewish Life.
http://jwa.org/feminism/_html/JWA100.htm
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NickF wrote:The cancer has now spread to my quiet corner of rural England, even the kookyballs cannot withstand their eliteness.

http://www.crossfitshropshire.com/kettl ... struction/

More top end athleticism from the same crew

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRhLzU3x0oA
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The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:
Tamara Cohen is a Jewish feminist writer, activist and educator. She currently works as the Director of Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Affairs at the University of Florida and the once-a-month Spiritual Leader of the Greater Washington Connecticut Coalition for Jewish Life.
http://jwa.org/feminism/_html/JWA100.htm
They seem to be a pretty open-minded group she works with, but I gotta figure even transgenderers and spiritual leaders would toss her if they knew she was a proud member of a cult that worships a drunk. Everyone draws the line somewhere.
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LOLL @ "Jewish Feminism"...that will find a nice place on the ludicrous oxymoron shelf next to "Nazi Zionists".
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Fat Cat wrote:LOLL @ "Jewish Feminism"...that will find a nice place on the ludicrous oxymoron shelf next to "Nazi Zionists".
Maybe she's a big fan of Leonard Nimoy.
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Dave wrote:
NickF wrote:The cancer has now spread to my quiet corner of rural England, even the kookyballs cannot withstand their eliteness.

http://www.crossfitshropshire.com/kettl ... struction/

More top end athleticism from the same crew

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRhLzU3x0oA

Hope things are going well for you
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"Dumbass motherfuckers pay me money, blahblahblahhoochramble, drink beer, blahblahblahoochramble, margarita, blahblahhoochramble, pastrami sammich, hoochramble, yup."

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It's Friday in Europe...

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rjudo wrote:
"Dumbass motherfuckers pay me money, blahblahblahhoochramble, drink beer, blahblahblahoochramble, margarita, blahblahhoochramble, pastrami sammich, hoochramble, yup."

Best I can make out.
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