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It's been a while since the last blowup with a SME (Robb Wolf). I've been wondering, has anyone heard anything lately about:

1) Real info on what happened with Sears.

2) Welbourne in addition to CF Football is doing Paleo Brands with Robb Wolf, and semi recently rebranded his gym with Max Mormont to Socal S&C away from CrossFit, not that long after Wolf's wife recommended it (to distance yourself from HQ in case of stupid shit and to allow offering broader products, not just CF shit). Can't believe Couch isn't upset about this, I thought CF Football was a huge money maker. Football certs are on mainpage.

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Attila the Hungry wrote:
syaigh wrote: I told you before, I look like a 12 year old boy.
the mere thought gives pod and bototo stiffies
i too am a lover of the A cup or even the nay cup.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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sanchezero wrote:
Attila the Hungry wrote:
syaigh wrote: I told you before, I look like a 12 year old boy.
the mere thought gives pod and bototo stiffies
i too am a lover of the A cup or even the nay cup.
Tits are for kids.

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Check this out:
The Filthy 50 - Bring It

Thank you Coach G!

Comment #1 - Posted by: bo_D_47yom/145#/5'8" at April 13, 2010 5:01 PM
Filthy Fifty!!!! Might have to abandon the CF Strength Bias to knock this one out - wait it's my metcon day. Great.

Comment #2 - Posted by: Matt, CrossFit Orange at April 13, 2010 5:01 PM
Nice!

Comment #3 - Posted by: Steven M. Platek, Ph.D. at April 13, 2010 5:05 PM
Holy cats!

Comment #4 - Posted by: Shane at April 13, 2010 5:09 PM
Holy Crap!

Comment #5 - Posted by: Ryan P at April 13, 2010 5:09 PM
ITS FIFTY!!

Comment #6 - Posted by: BlackCatX-Fit at April 13, 2010 5:10 PM
Those are awesome burpees!!!...great job!!


Comment #7 - Posted by: A.O. M/36/168/5'6' at April 13, 2010 5:13 PM
E.C. rocks the hooooooooouse!

Comment #8 - Posted by: Joe Venuti 42/M/5'10/178# at April 13, 2010 5:14 PM
Love this one! The filthy fifty. epic WOD

Comment #9 - Posted by: kartveli at April 13, 2010 5:23 PM
REALLY?!

Comment #10 - Posted by: TommyTommy Williams at April 13, 2010 5:30 PM
Holy bats!

Comment #11 - Posted by: BlackCatX-Fit at April 13, 2010 5:32 PM
This brings up the question....actually do back exts or hip extensions?

The vid shows hip...

Comment #12 - Posted by: gags at April 13, 2010 5:36 PM
35:10 as Rx'd. except did 45# good mornings for back ext. We do not have a GHD. Disappointed but I haven't been working that hard lately. I have been less than motivated the last couple months. Maybe the gray days in northern Indiana. Any Ideas to get out of the slump?

Comment #13 - Posted by: JLG m/48/170/5'10" at April 13, 2010 5:53 PM
OHHHH YEAAHHHHH!!!!! its been too long sweetheart...too long, bring on the pain!!!

Comment #14 - Posted by: mikey mic at April 13, 2010 5:55 PM
YAY!

Comment #15 - Posted by: Dshaw at April 13, 2010 6:07 PM
Newb question: for longer high rep WODs like this is it better to take as much rest as needed to finish the 50 reps?? or should I have a max rest time and if I can't do another rep move on to the next exercise?? been CF'ing for a month or so now and havin lots of fun with it...thanks in advance

Comment #16 - Posted by: Jason at April 13, 2010 6:21 PM
Time to get filthy!

Comment #17 - Posted by: Ed Walto at April 13, 2010 6:22 PM
I PRed on Filthy Fifty with 14:31 about 3 weeks ago!!!!

Comment #18 - Posted by: Dan Tyminski at April 13, 2010 6:27 PM
#17 Jason asked:
for longer high rep WODs like this is it better to take as much rest as needed to finish the 50 reps?? or should I have a max rest time and if I can't do another rep move on to the next exercise??

Well, the intent for the WOD is: Start the clock. Do all 500 reps in order, resting only as necessary. Stop the clock. Record your time. Try to beat it next time.

But regarding taking breaks, I think many of the hackers here, like me for instance, have to take breaks on several of the exercises. Take the KTE's - because of a combo of stomach muscles and grip strength, I can't come close to 50 straight. I do 20, rest 5-8 seconds, do 8, rest agin fer a couple, then 7, rest, 6, rest, 5, rest, then the last 4. Also have to take breaks for wall ball and burpees. Just try and remember that the clock is ticking, so just rest long enough to bang another couple of reps out.

If you are just getting going, you might try scaling it to 40 reps of each for a total of 400, see how it goes, and then modify next time the WOD comes up. For instance, my wife did 30 of each the first time she tried it.

HTH, Dave T.

Comment #19 - Posted by: Dave T. at April 13, 2010 6:36 PM
i knew one of the classics had to be comin out soon. awesome.

Comment #20 - Posted by: Carlina at April 13, 2010 6:53 PM
Hey guys, just wondering if someone knows a couple subs for double-unders and box jumps. I'm rehabbing a high ankle sprain and jumping is still a no go so tuck jumps are also out. Any and all input is appreciated.

Comment #21 - Posted by: Joe at April 13, 2010 6:56 PM
My god.

Comment #22 - Posted by: Leon at April 13, 2010 6:57 PM

But my quads are still sore from last week....this is going to hurt.

Comment #23 - Posted by: Judy f/34/5'4"/142 at April 13, 2010 7:00 PM
time in germany: 14.04.10, 04:00 am... ;-)
start training at 05:00 am... ;-)
1...2...3...go...

Comment #24 - Posted by: Chris at April 13, 2010 7:02 PM
only have 1/5 pood kband dont have DB, sub 35 reps ?

Comment #25 - Posted by: Bran m/28/240/6'5" at April 13, 2010 7:05 PM
That doesn't look fun at all... :/

haha. see everyone out there. 3,2.... 1 GOOO

Comment #26 - Posted by: ACochran m/26/6'00"/197 at April 13, 2010 7:18 PM
song on the south beach video?

Comment #27 - Posted by: clark teeple at April 13, 2010 7:37 PM
m/45/181...did this w/o as rx'd for first time on Sunday...1:09:17 ...the exercises I thought would be easier...killed me!

Comment #28 - Posted by: PMyers at April 13, 2010 7:41 PM
is the 45 pound push press just the bar or 45 pounds on the bar?

Comment #29 - Posted by: leon at April 13, 2010 7:42 PM
EC is the shizzz!! And rob and Laurie are beasts!

Comment #30 - Posted by: Pat B at April 13, 2010 7:48 PM
Coach,
Who do I talk to and what procedure do I follow to submit a Hero WOD?

Thank You


Comment #31 - Posted by: Harry at April 13, 2010 7:59 PM
Good stuff EC!!!

Comment #32 - Posted by: Rudy at April 13, 2010 8:04 PM
EC is AMAZING!

Comment #33 - Posted by: Pat Sherwood at April 13, 2010 8:15 PM
time to get filthy with this one. this looks like its gonna hurt


Comment #34 - Posted by: drew at April 13, 2010 8:27 PM
SWEEEEET

I can't wait t see how I beat my time!
31:47 the first time i did it... but I screwed it up that time, hopefully this time, I won't!

Comment #35 - Posted by: Michele from CF Montreal at April 13, 2010 8:54 PM
What's a good warm up for day like this? It's only my 2nd week and I'm pretty sore n I'm thinkin the cfwux3 like Ive been doing might affect my performance , even though Ill probably scale to 40.

Comment #36 - Posted by: Mo at April 13, 2010 9:02 PM
1 pood is how many Pounds/KG?

Comment #37 - Posted by: Mike/31/205/6'1'' at April 13, 2010 9:14 PM
Does anyone else have standard overtraining symptoms that they get? I should probably say overreaching, as it goes away in 3-5 days. If I do too much over a few days and can't find the right sleep and glutamine to counter I usually wake up with a nasty sore throat and stuffed ears/nose. It feels like strep or a sinus infection but no fever and the doc never finds anything. The problem is that I can never really spot any warning signs. It just seems to crash in, usually after a rough rugby weekend, but in this case it was just after being active and outside for too many days in a row I guess.

This is the 3rd time in the last 6 months and each one I can attribute to overindulgence in athletic endeavors.

Does anyone have similar overreaching or overtraining issues? If so, have you found any foods or habits that helped prevent them? Other than the obvious "just take a day off when you feel it coming" which would work if I could "feel" it coming. It's usually a wake up sick thing. Obviously I'm gonna miss some sleep here and there, but I find it hard to believe that that alone could set me off.

Comment #38 - Posted by: chris at April 13, 2010 9:19 PM
Leon #30 - 45# is the bar not 45# and the bar

Comment #39 - Posted by: tj at April 13, 2010 9:37 PM
17:16

Comment #40 - Posted by: Adam Stevenson at April 13, 2010 10:07 PM
17.15 Rx'd

Comment #41 - Posted by: Brendan Clarke at April 13, 2010 10:12 PM
#38 Mike

16kg

Comment #42 - Posted by: Wheels at April 13, 2010 10:18 PM
Ever since I started CrossFit, muscular girls like in today's pic are getting more and more attractive to me. That girl's got a hot bod!!

#13 JLG - As hard as it is for us fitness freaks not to train, try taking a full week off, do nothing at all. Eat a bag of potato chips, watch TV, and drink a ton of beer. You'll be amazed at how motivating feeling fat and out of shape will be for you!!

But if you can't stomach that idea, then try something different for exercise other than CrossFit. Try playing pickup basketball at the park, swimming, yoga, or good ol' Globo Gym 3 sets of 10 on the incline peck deck machine, haha. That might be refreshing enough to miss CrossFit and get your mind back on track. Hope that helps!

Comment #43 - Posted by: Danny at April 13, 2010 10:47 PM
I think I will scale this down to "filthy 20" and do it as a CFSB metcon.

Comment #44 - Posted by: Özgün at April 13, 2010 10:48 PM
Nice filthy 50. The jumping chins alone are in the .25 hp range for someone of her stature and weight.

Comment #45 - Posted by: Seth at April 13, 2010 11:06 PM
More like the FML Fifty....

20:01.4

The burpees almost killed me at the end.

"Don't wish it was easier, Wish you were better"

Comment #46 - Posted by: david stover at April 13, 2010 11:26 PM
30/M/143/5'10

THE SAME THING THAT I PUT BACK IN 08 NOV 09,

The Famous Filthy Fifty! Nice! one of my favorite workouts since i started crossfit! sweet!

I am confident that i will beat my PR, the more I do this WODs the better I get overall phisically, this one will be the perfect example along with all the Girls Benchmark WODs,

Any TIPS on how to get a faster time?

I am pacing my self and if i rest it will be less than a 5 second rest and attacking the WOD again till i finish.

BRING IT COACH. 3,2,1. GO!

SANTI

Comment #47 - Posted by: SANTI at April 13, 2010 11:54 PM
Had to make some subs...

DB for kettlebell
Good mornings with 45lbs for back extensions
Thrusters with 45 lbs for Wall Ball shots
Knees to Chest jumps for DU'

47:43. This workout was a beast, I don't see how people can do all of this in sub 20 minutes....

Comment #48 - Posted by: emiller at April 14, 2010 12:00 AM
Chris, #39 at 9:19 pm,
not overtraining, what you're experiencing is from your immune system being crushed by the workout. The solution is simple: immediate (within 10-15 minutes of finishing) post-workout nutrition, consisting of whey protein, maltodextrin (fastest acting sugar, serves to stimulate insulin response, restore glycogen stores, and acts to facilitate use of BCAA from protein, and...) L-glutamine, which supports your immune system.

I had the same problem for a long time. Post-workout shakes fixed it.

They also make a noticeable difference in your next workout performance.

Comment #49 - Posted by: Cash Reynolds at April 14, 2010 12:41 AM
this workout should be called the GLADIATOR... because its pure battle... and war and agony!! lol love it!

Comment #50 - Posted by: Danielle Parks at April 14, 2010 1:20 AM
1st real try at it. let's see how it goes.
3,2,1,go.

Comment #51 - Posted by: pedro braga at April 14, 2010 1:58 AM
28:11 Rx'd

Nice pic EC!

Comment #52 - Posted by: Katherine at April 14, 2010 2:35 AM
Coach,
Who do I talk to and what procedure do I follow to submit a Hero WOD?

Thank You


Comment #53 - Posted by: Harry at April 14, 2010 2:45 AM
so why is it not posted as the "filthy fifty" anymore?

Comment #54 - Posted by: Dean at April 14, 2010 2:45 AM
so why isnt it posted as the "filthy fifty" anymore?

Comment #55 - Posted by: Dean at April 14, 2010 2:46 AM
M/35/69"/165

41:20 - ran out of gas mid-way

Comment #56 - Posted by: ArcLite at April 14, 2010 2:58 AM
m/44/183

subbed 20lb thruster for wallball

27:07

Comment #57 - Posted by: cosmo at April 14, 2010 3:12 AM
33/m/190

rx'd

22:29

Comment #58 - Posted by: MWade at April 14, 2010 3:57 AM
35:40. FML.

Comment #59 - Posted by: Brick at April 14, 2010 3:59 AM
as rx'd

20:51

Comment #60 - Posted by: joecam 35/M/190 at April 14, 2010 4:26 AM
Angie

Time: 16:31

Comment #61 - Posted by: Dr. John at April 14, 2010 4:38 AM
I do the "filthy" once a week even when it's not prescribed, it's my favorite. Starting last week I changed the 50 to 60, increased the weight to 65# on the push press and added an 11th exercise at the end, 95# overhead squats. I did this one yesterday (time 68 mins.) so I'll do something else today.

Comment #62 - Posted by: YR at April 14, 2010 4:40 AM
As Rx'd 20:00 Double unders were hard after the burpees.

Comment #63 - Posted by: Dan Mason M/228/5'11" at April 14, 2010 4:55 AM
For time:
50 Box jump, 24 inch box(9" step ups)20/20/10
50 Jumping pull-ups(smith pullups at 6th peg)25/25
Walking Lunge, 50 steps25/25
50 Knees to elbows(ab chair knee raises)5 x 10
50 Push press, 45 pounds(ez bar)20/20/10
50 Back extensions5 x 10
50 Wall ball shots, 20 pound ball(6#)25/25
50 Burpees(box jump backs)25/25

no time for
50 Double unders
50 Kettlebell swings, 1 pood


25:53 (last 26:09)




Comment #64 - Posted by: Teri S at April 14, 2010 5:10 AM
I scaled everything back to 30 reps. Changed wall ball to Thrusters 25lb plate (as I have no wall nor ball).
OK... the thrusters did me in at 29min30sec.

Comment #65 - Posted by: barrettorama - m 31-5'8"-205lbs at April 14, 2010 5:11 AM
35:10 :-(

Comment #66 - Posted by: BenG M29/5'10"/185 at April 14, 2010 5:12 AM
Harry #32 and #54

I would go here: http://www.crossfit.com/cf-info/CF-contact.html

that is the "Contact Us" tab on the left side of the screen. I would start with the last email address, [email protected], and they should be able to point you in the right direction.

I don't know other than that. Sorry for you loss. I will be praying for the hero, whomever he/she is.

Andy

Comment #67 - Posted by: ACochran m/26/6'00"/197 at April 14, 2010 5:19 AM
EC

You're awesome! Skills to pay the bills for sure.

Comment #68 - Posted by: Leon R at April 14, 2010 5:21 AM
EC, that pic is worthy of a caption contest.

Comment #69 - Posted by: mike mcgee m/35/5'10/180 at April 14, 2010 5:25 AM
EC your a tank! wish i had half your skill on a platform... i'd still take you tho ;) bahahah

Comment #70 - Posted by: k-mac at April 14, 2010 5:26 AM
did 40's

33:14

Comment #71 - Posted by: JerryM M/38/255/6'2 at April 14, 2010 5:28 AM
My first "Filthy Fifty"

Subs: 45lb Thrusters for wall balls
Tuck Jumps for DUs

42:04

Knee to Elbows were brutal as were the burpees. Amazing benchmark WOD

Comment #72 - Posted by: MattTruss M/25/5'7/165 at April 14, 2010 5:32 AM
25m/5'10"/175lbs

First time doing this workout and second week of crossfit.

As Rx'd: 23:15

Ended up laying on the floor after this one.

Comment #73 - Posted by: Caleb at April 14, 2010 5:38 AM
M/42/5'11"/180

~19" box jumps
jumping pull-ups
1 pood KB swing
walking lunges
Knees to elbows
45# push press
GHD back extensions
20# wall balls
burpees
double-unders, single-under between each

34:52 (PR)

Comment #74 - Posted by: nutfam at April 14, 2010 5:39 AM
Looking so good EC!!!!

Comment #75 - Posted by: Michelle M at April 14, 2010 5:46 AM
F/39/5'6"/160

50% (25 of each)

18" box jumps
jumping pull-ups
25# KBS
walking lunge
knee-ups
35# push press
GHD back extensions
13.6# wall balls
burpees
DU's, single-under between each

18:40

next time try 35 or 40

Comment #76 - Posted by: mom to five at April 14, 2010 5:47 AM
Me: 34:00 rx'd M/32/72/215
JL: 32:30 Scaled as per Laurie's vid F/34

My second Filthy ever. Shaved 13+ minutes off. It was JL's 1st Filthy, and she beat me, WTF!!!
C'mon Dan Mason #64. You couldn't do it one second faster to get sub-20. U WUSS (extreme sarcasm).

Comment #77 - Posted by: MikBu at April 14, 2010 5:49 AM
I always seem to grind to a crawl on the k2e's

Comment #78 - Posted by: Dominic Sirianni at April 14, 2010 5:49 AM
Glad to see the Filthy Fifty rear its ugly head...
Haven't done this one in a while -- Looking forward to it today.

Comment #79 - Posted by: Travis at April 14, 2010 5:50 AM
m/32/5'9"/175

36:08 not even close to my PR of 28:41, I suck!!!


Comment #80 - Posted by: elliott at April 14, 2010 5:51 AM
Had to use a 14 lb ball for wall balls. Otherwise as rx'd.

38:09.

Absolutely brutal. But significantly better than my last time: DNF.

Comment #81 - Posted by: Adam A. at April 14, 2010 5:54 AM
Crossfit Sri Ram Ashram, India

Bachendra 31:15 (25kg KBS by accident)

Uttam 28:43 (25kg KBS by accident)

Gautam 28:31 rx

Arvind 26:07 rx

Comment #82 - Posted by: rashmi at April 14, 2010 5:54 AM
29/6'8"/216

34:24

Comment #83 - Posted by: Stretch at April 14, 2010 5:56 AM
gunnar - 25:56
harold - 30:23
paul - 32:29 (150 singles)
ryan - 37:17 (16" box)
mark - 42:04(41 burpees - 150 singles)


Comment #84 - Posted by: gunnar at April 14, 2010 6:11 AM
54:09 as Rx'd

Comment #85 - Posted by: Ivette at April 14, 2010 6:31 AM
M/32/6'2/180

as Rx'd 34:50

then pukie paid me a visit!

Comment #86 - Posted by: Rhett at April 14, 2010 6:37 AM
bw 165

subbed front squats

200x3
225x3
255x3

Comment #87 - Posted by: paulw at April 14, 2010 6:44 AM
anyone know where to get a CROSSFIT shirt that just says CrossFit: Forging Elite Fitness??

Comment #88 - Posted by: brendan at April 14, 2010 6:49 AM
32/m/5'10"/210

37:14...not my best performance.

Comment #89 - Posted by: D Craig at April 14, 2010 6:51 AM
33 Minutes
10lb ball

Comment #90 - Posted by: kylec at April 14, 2010 7:12 AM
43/m/5'10"/200

As rx'd - 29:29

k2e and burpees - approximately 12 minutes of total.

Comment #91 - Posted by: KyleNYC at April 14, 2010 7:19 AM
First time with this WOD, only had 18" box and 14 lb wall ball, rest as Rx'd...34:29. Dissapointed with time, but good experience!

Comment #92 - Posted by: Townsend at April 14, 2010 7:21 AM
35:37
Tired as hell.
Try This one after:
Row 1000m, run 100m with a 70 pound sandbag, 21 burpees, 21 kbs. Row 750m, run 100m with 70 pound sandbag, 15 burpees, 15 kbs, Row 500m, run 100m with a 70 pound sandbag, 9 burpees, 9 kbs.

Got 20:13

Comment #93 - Posted by: Kevin Walls at April 14, 2010 7:25 AM
26/M/5'9"/165 21:39 as RX'd. Damn first time, was tough but good benchmark. Heart was racing afterward. Oh an thanks David Stover in my race to beat your time it seems what I ate at lunch wasn't ready to race. Pukie! (just a little)

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Quack Attack wrote:Interesting observation.

Myself and another physician have noticed LDL and total cholesterol numbers skyrocket (as in, LDLs over 200) in several WaDDing and Zoning @Fers of "normal" BW.
One of my friends who still does @Fit recently had to go on Niacin to increase her HDL because the more she does @f, the lower those total numbers get which has her doctor worried.
Quack, to what underlying mechanism of action would you attribute this? Is is an overtraining effect?
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the fearless freep wrote:
Quack Attack wrote:Interesting observation.

Myself and another physician have noticed LDL and total cholesterol numbers skyrocket (as in, LDLs over 200) in several WaDDing and Zoning @Fers of "normal" BW.
One of my friends who still does @Fit recently had to go on Niacin to increase her HDL because the more she does @f, the lower those total numbers get which has her doctor worried.
Quack, to what underlying mechanism of action would you attribute this? Is is an overtraining effect?
My best guess is that both could be due to decreased testosterone as a secondary effect of overtraining, but as with anything, there are likely tons of factors. HDL has been shown to positively correlate with endogenous testosterone levels. As far as the LDL, I do know it corrected in one patient when they went from @F/Zone to a Paleo/strength/cals program.

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CultBuster wrote:“There’s nothing about crashing that makes you drive faster, right? But you’re not going to learn to drive real fast unless you’ve wrecked once or twice.”
Building on this brilliant logic, perhaps one should wreck EVERY TIME they drive? Imagine how fast you'd drive then!
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CultBuster wrote:“There’s nothing about crashing that makes you drive faster, right? But you’re not going to learn to drive real fast unless you’ve wrecked once or twice.”
Building on this brilliant logic, perhaps one should wreck EVERY TIME they drive? Imagine how fast you'd drive then!
Just a 20% wreck, like a fender bender, and you'd be AWESOME at driving. You'd dominate NASCAR events and you wouldn't have to debate anyone about it.
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syaigh wrote:
protobuilder wrote:
CultBuster wrote:“There’s nothing about crashing that makes you drive faster, right? But you’re not going to learn to drive real fast unless you’ve wrecked once or twice.”
Building on this brilliant logic, perhaps one should wreck EVERY TIME they drive? Imagine how fast you'd drive then!
Just a 20% wreck, like a fender bender, and you'd be AWESOME at driving. You'd dominate NASCAR events and you wouldn't have to debate anyone about it.

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Is it possible for you homos to show some self control and have an andro free Friday tommorow? The elders have indicated how lame it is. Tommorow = No andro chicks. How about hot chick Friday? Why are you homos so obsessed with chicks that look like dudes? Oh wait...don't answer that. :ANAL:

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The Real Rant wrote:Is it possible for you homos to show some self control and have an andro free Friday tommorow? The elders have indicated how lame it is. Tommorow = No andro chicks. How about hot chick Friday? Why are you homos so obsessed with chicks that look like dudes? Oh wait...don't answer that. :ANAL:

Post 'em if you got 'em. Maybe instead of criticizing you could contribute something useful.
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Get a load of this one. She looks promising.

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The Real Rant
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Re: The couch thread

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WildGorillaMan wrote:
The Real Rant wrote:Is it possible for you homos to show some self control and have an andro free Friday tommorow? The elders have indicated how lame it is. Tommorow = No andro chicks. How about hot chick Friday? Why are you homos so obsessed with chicks that look like dudes? Oh wait...don't answer that. :ANAL:

Post 'em if you got 'em. Maybe instead of criticizing you could contribute something useful.

I do more in a day for this site than you have done in your whole career.

So does this mean that you won't be posting he/she pics tommorow? Can you attempt to conceal your fetish for trannies at least one day?

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The Real Rant wrote:
I do more in a day for this site than you have done in your whole career.

So does this mean that you won't be posting he/she pics tommorow? Can you attempt to conceal your fetish for trannies at least one day?
I guess you're going to find out.
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Re: The couch thread

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Hate transfusion courtesy of SICFIT.

To whet the appetite:

Some hooker talks about how her inconsiderate brother's wedding almost got in the way of her precious Gaymes.

http://sicfit.com/blog/post/show/id/105 ... -Regionals
After days of digesting that my twenty-one year old brother was getting married, I realized what had actually happened during that phone conversation. I had put my passion of fitness and CrossFit before family.
I will be at my brother’s wedding. My suitcase will be packed with paleo friendly snacks, Lulu gear, and my Trigger Point kit. I will find a way to balance my passion for CrossFit and devoting time to family
To really crank up the hate...

If brand-whores don't piss you off, stop reading. But if you hate them as much as I do (If it wasn't stamped on a ball, glove, shoe, or jersey, I had no idea what brand I was using), enjoy the article.

http://sicfit.com/blog/post/show/id/106 ... ca-Coexist
Have you seen their website lately? Or recent videos of Georges St. Pierre training like he would under a Zach Even-Esh mentorship? Just recently, an Under Armour representative showed up at CrossFit Central for a meeting.


Gosh, GSP would be much better if he did @F.
One thing that apparel and lifestyle companies have learned in recent years is that CrossFit athletes have become that new (in-)crowd...CrossFit athletes have become useful in communicating messages to the masses and starting trends. When you watch the sport, you see living, breathing, walking, talking, supremely fit billboards that represent the brand like no paid model, athlete, or actor could.
But like a SICFIT reader mentioned in a message sent to the site, yesterday, "We will not be influenced by brands that don't let us influence them.
he searched every sectional picture on Picasa in attempt to find a pair of unbranded athletic shorts. He couldn't.

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How about redhead porn friday.
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Re: The couch thread

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Rant?

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Re: The couch thread

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I fuckin hate @fit! Before it was, meh. Those misguided koolaid swilling fuckheads need to get a grip. Family or @fit? Sure some people hate thier family, but fuck me running. That dumb bitch has fucked up priorities. I don't give fuck how passionate you are about it. It is fucking @fit! If she had a damn pea brain in that skull of hers she would welcome the break to get ready for the Gayms. Her boyfriend must be one of those boardshort chain wallet clowns or else her shit would be on the street. Or she might suck a dick like champ and then I would keep her around for that atleast.

If that is her in the picture she hasn't lifted heavy yet. Fuckin assholes!

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Here's the Facebook page of the chick who posted the above blog about wanting to skip her brother's wedding.

http://www.facebook.com/search/?src=os& ... lla?ref=ts

So, who wants to friend her, find her brother on her friends list, then send him a link to that blog post?


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Re: The couch thread

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This here is the secret to winning the Gaymes. Watch until the end, only 1:27 long...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04[/youtube]
:drinkers:

I hear it mixes well with gin.

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