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The Real Rant wrote:
CultBuster wrote:
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She is porking up. B-Boi turned 33 and decided this is the time to drop the mohawk. Maybe he is looking for a GF that is a bit leaner ?
You have been viewing way too many andro pics and like WGM you are developing preferences for sinewy guys over women. She is just right. As a matter of fact she could do with a bit more junk in the trunk and jiggle in the wiggle. You my friend have simply become a kweer.
The Gorilla loves himself some busty, hipful, Frank Frazetta painting-looking broads, but this is not the forum for that.

The Gorilla's tastes range from plump milk fed veal to gristly sun browned mutton, although to be honest "human and female" pretty much covers all the bases.
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Quack Attack wrote:http://ourlittlebeanjoseph.blogspot.com ... rival.html
On May 6th, I was feeling very tired...
#-o
Friends, whatever you do, do not click on the link. I read it all and looked the picture. I'm now sitting here with a revolver in my mouth trying to find a reason not to pull the trigger. I weep for humanity.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:The Gorilla's tastes range from plump milk fed veal to gristly sun browned mutton, although to be honest "human and female" pretty much covers all the bases.
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CultBuster wrote:
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She is porking up. B-Boi turned 33 and decided this is the time to drop the mohawk. Maybe he is looking for a GF that is a bit leaner ?
Kinda looks like Ashlynn Brooke


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Quack Attack wrote:http://ourlittlebeanjoseph.blogspot.com ... rival.html
On May 6th, I was feeling very tired. I rested most of the day until it was time to go to the gym. I was debating if I should work out of not. I started late in the class and with Seth, a friend, decided we would split the workout. The workout was "Jackie" (row 1000m, 50 thrusters with a 45# bar and 30 pull-ups); Seth wore a 40# weighted vest to complete the workout "prego." We divided the workout in half; I would row the first 500 Meters and he would row the last 500 Meters. When he finished rowing I would do 25 thrusters and so forth until we were done with the workout. Well, I was about 400m into my row when all of a sudden this "gush" happened. I immediately stopped rowing and looked around, everyone asked what was wrong to which I responded "I have to pee". I closed my eyes and just hoped there wasn't anything on the seat. Thankfully Seth hopped on the rower and there wasn't anything there (I am also thankful I had black pants on)! I went to the restroom where my "pee" wasn't normal, it was somewhat green. I had a decision to make, I could either tell everyone my water broke or I could finish the workout. I was concerned to tell everyone my water broke because I didn't want another false alarm or for DJ to miss work. So, I walked out of the bathroom, went to the mirror, checked to see if anyone else could see my pants were wet down to my thighs AND I FINISHED MY WORKOUT! I finished the 25 thrusters and 15 pull-ups watching everyone to see if they could notice. After my workout I told everyone that I was having pressure and felt I should go home and was hoping they could cover class. They all said it was fine, so I went home.
#-o
Wow that is so sad. She must be a really lonely person

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Meh, just another lucky @ssfitting pregnant lady.

Is meconium *before* the water breaks *before* labor sets in common?

Sounds like a stressed baby that should probably not be.

Wonder what stressed little Joe out?

Kids a survivor, that's for sure.

IQ, now that might be another story, would have been good to have more oxygen while laying down them neurons.
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Anon wrote:Meh, just another lucky @ssfitting pregnant lady.

Is meconium *before* the water breaks *before* labor sets in common?

Sounds like a stressed baby that should probably not be.

Wonder what stressed little Joe out?

Kids a survivor, that's for sure.

IQ, now that might be another story, would have been good to have more oxygen while laying down them neurons.
Meconium can be in the amniotic fluid prior to birth and before labor sets in. Since that baby-shit (literally) is a dark-greenish color, the green fluid she spilled out must have contained a good amount of meconium.
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Anon wrote:Is meconium *before* the water breaks *before* labor sets in common?
Her water had broken at that point. That she hadn't started having contractions yet was fairly immaterial...

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Gin Master wrote:
Quack Attack wrote:http://ourlittlebeanjoseph.blogspot.com ... rival.html
On May 6th, I was feeling very tired...
#-o
Friends, whatever you do, do not click on the link. I read it all and looked the picture. I'm now sitting here with a revolver in my mouth trying to find a reason not to pull the trigger. I weep for humanity.
That baby has crazy big hands! A sign of the couchpocalypse for sure.
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Neandraphuck wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
CultBuster wrote:
fatt.jpg
She is porking up. B-Boi turned 33 and decided this is the time to drop the mohawk. Maybe he is looking for a GF that is a bit leaner ?
Fat? You must drink Wild Irish Rose and jack off to Amy Winehouse pics. Is ANYC the hottest chick around? Maybe not. Attention whore? Definitely. But she has a body built for sin and she'll suck the chrome off a bumper. You could do much, much worse.
Yah, you could have to actually listen to her speak.


BTW, did Bboy drop the Tren or did he have his arms liposucked?


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I didn't know Barry Cooper had a son. He's got the virtuosity of verbosity just like his old man...

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Paddy O'Furniture wrote:I didn't know Barry Cooper had a son. He's got the virtuosity of verbosity just like his old man...

http://www.patrickcurtisbattle.blogspot.com/


Who cares? Narcissistic dipshits are a dime a dozen. Nobody cares about @fit drama queens unless they're an Andro Broad.
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Quack Attack wrote:Blame it on the a-a-a-a-alco-hol...total hearsay from a little birdie.
So apparently Glassman and Lauren are now living in separate houses on the same street. Lauren weighs about 98 lbs. Glassman is living with his nephew and was sharing Lisa Lugo with him. The Glassman pad is a total shithole with hardly any furniture and covered in alcohol containers and fast food trash. He has computers all over the place that are continuously open to IGx, Robb's, Everett's,Rut's, etc. websites.

Completely losing his mind.
I hear actually exercising is an incredible anti-depressant. As is actually leaving the fucking house and getting some sun.
http://mapserver.co.yavapai.az.us/parce ... e=glassman

Looks like Greg and Lauren own 3 places in the same neighborhood. Jeff Glassman (Couch's Pops) owns one in the same spot as well.

3 fucking houses.

FYI - Lisa Lugo shows at least a history (maybe current) with an addy in the same neighborhood. Another address is 4 miles away.

PS - The 840 Grapvine Lane was the older address I believe. And it was actually put in a @Fit video.

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Quack Attack wrote:http://ourlittlebeanjoseph.blogspot.com ... rival.html
On May 6th, I was feeling very tired. I rested most of the day until it was time to go to the gym. I was debating if I should work out of not. I started late in the class and with Seth, a friend, decided we would split the workout. The workout was "Jackie" (row 1000m, 50 thrusters with a 45# bar and 30 pull-ups); Seth wore a 40# weighted vest to complete the workout "prego." We divided the workout in half; I would row the first 500 Meters and he would row the last 500 Meters. When he finished rowing I would do 25 thrusters and so forth until we were done with the workout. Well, I was about 400m into my row when all of a sudden this "gush" happened. I immediately stopped rowing and looked around, everyone asked what was wrong to which I responded "I have to pee". I closed my eyes and just hoped there wasn't anything on the seat. Thankfully Seth hopped on the rower and there wasn't anything there (I am also thankful I had black pants on)! I went to the restroom where my "pee" wasn't normal, it was somewhat green. I had a decision to make, I could either tell everyone my water broke or I could finish the workout. I was concerned to tell everyone my water broke because I didn't want another false alarm or for DJ to miss work. So, I walked out of the bathroom, went to the mirror, checked to see if anyone else could see my pants were wet down to my thighs AND I FINISHED MY WORKOUT! I finished the 25 thrusters and 15 pull-ups watching everyone to see if they could notice. After my workout I told everyone that I was having pressure and felt I should go home and was hoping they could cover class. They all said it was fine, so I went home.
#-o
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Troll. Has to be.
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Clearly, the rational decision is to stop making fun of these people, and open up one's own pussy magnet...I mean affiliate.


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I have an idea...why don't you just post the pics on your own website and then the people that want to can go there and see the wonders of @F Andro Broads?


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Alright, WGM. I know it's tough to post fresh pics of Andro broads every day but if you want to make money off of it, you have to work for it. I'm sick of seeing all my old posts recycled over and over on your blog.

Go find some new material!
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Outfuckingstanding, Paddy.
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what's an andro broad?

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errata: that wasn't sharibaby.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:errata: that wasn't sharibaby.

SRSLY?

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Then why did she post it on her blog?

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/
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JohnnyBadAss wrote:I have an idea...why don't you just post the pics on your own website and then the people that want to can go there and see the wonders of @F Andro Broads?
I have a better idea, why don't you cover your eyes and not look Fag!


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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:errata: that wasn't sharibaby.

SRSLY?

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Then why did she post it on her blog?

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/
That is definately her. Check out the large mole on her stomach that looks like a third nipple. Unmistakable

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