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When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck? What the hell is wrong with you people?

Alas, the WildGorillaGirl site isn't long for this world for two key reasons: First: it's not generating nearly enough traction (by which I mean site traffic and as a result ad revenue) to justify putting additional effort into it.

Second, but nearly as important, the male fans of Team Gorilla aren't anywhere near as enthusiastic about submitting their pics for consideration as the Gorgeous Ladies of Crossfit (GLOC?) are, so there's a serious lack of volunteered content.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck?
Likely around the same time those very same women started declaring themselves to be the hottest women on the planet and pasting photos of themselves all over the interwebs. See cohen, tamara


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And the same time Barky left facebook.

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tzg wrote:And the same time Barky left facebook.
You don't actually believe internet retirements are real, do you?
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WildGorillaMan wrote:When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Hope that wasn't meant for me. Just because I called horse-face doesn't mean I wouldn't dip my junk in molasses and hang it over the pen for em.


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No, they never are, but the temporary absence is still an absence.

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You were never in doubt, Gin.
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This is wrong right?
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What's wrong with a high box lunge? It's part of the Westside influence on Crossfit.
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It would hurt me in bad ways.
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tough old man wrote:This is wrong right?
Looks pretty good from here.
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tough old man wrote:This is wrong right?
Look her front leg is vertical!

And the result isn't bad...

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I admit the results are nice, but I have just never seen this movement done as anything but a stretch I guess.
But if all the "West Side Guys " are doing it...
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Gin Master wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Hope that wasn't meant for me. Just because I called horse-face doesn't mean I wouldn't dip my junk in molasses and hang it over the pen for em.
Sorry, but I'd much rather slay a hog who will gladly make me a sammich when we're done than risk breaking off something I might need later on that leather looking man girl. blech. :vom: :vom: :vom:
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Dazed wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Hope that wasn't meant for me. Just because I called horse-face doesn't mean I wouldn't dip my junk in molasses and hang it over the pen for em.
Sorry, but I'd much rather slay a hog who will gladly make me a sammich when we're done than risk breaking off something I might need later on that leather looking man girl. blech. :vom: :vom: :vom:
If you're talking about Jeepers Creepers girl, I'm definitely out on that, too. At least not before a 12-pack of Pabst.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck? What the hell is wrong with you people?
About the time you did a 180 on @Fit and started sucking up to these hideous fucking skanks in order to make a buck?


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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck? What the hell is wrong with you people?
About the time you did a 180 on @Fit and started sucking up to these hideous fucking skanks in order to make a buck?
LOL!
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck? What the hell is wrong with you people?
About the time you did a 180 on @Fit and started sucking up to these hideous fucking skanks in order to make a buck?

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:When did IGx become a venue to cry about the kinds of women that you wouldn't fuck? What the hell is wrong with you people?
About the time you did a 180 on @Fit and started sucking up to these hideous fucking skanks in order to make a buck?
OK, that was good.

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I deserved that.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:I deserved that.
Yeah, yeah you did, but you have earned enough points in your time here that it was allowed to run on without a peep.
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tough old man wrote:This is wrong right?
I like the movement and the ass. Definitely the ass. Where is this girl located? I want to move there.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:I deserved that.
:rock:

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Another chance to DNF but claim your program is superior?

Place your bets IGx'ers! The knuckle-tattooed douchenozzle couch is at it again:
BMacNCheeze wrote:Calm before the storm tomorrow... Gonna climb Mt Baden Powell. 4 up 4 down, 2800 vertical to 9,000ft... 25lbs extra just for the fun of it.
The specs of Mt Baden Powell:

http://www.hike-socal.com/hike_mount_ba ... trail.html

An 8 mile out-n-back with 2800 ft elevation gain/loss would make it 32 miles with 11,200 ft elevation gain/loss, a very decent training climb for any ultrarunner looking to tackle mountain races.

Do I think he'll make it? Maybe. Might take him 18 hours to do it though.

Edit: I put down 24 miles originally because I'm a fucking moron who can't do multiplication on a Friday.
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