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Hey !! I came late to the party, WTF is this rumor? Is it the one about Glassman wanting his wife to die?
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I agree. What the fuck is going on there? Are male @Fers taking on the hipster vibe instead of the board short, wallet chain, faux hawk douche vibe?
It was the next logical step. Once your body has metabolized enough muscle tissue in lieu of real food, and it's skinny jeans, vintage tees and shag haircuts...
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I wear a scarf. What's the problem? Sometimes its chilly in the gym.
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protobuilder wrote:I wear a scarf. What's the problem? Sometimes its chilly in the gym.
You wear the scarf for utilitarian purposes, that's totally different.


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ArtimusPiledriver wrote:
protobuilder wrote:I wear a scarf. What's the problem? Sometimes its chilly in the gym.
You wear the scarf for utilitarian purposes, that's totally different.
No, I think it looks fabulous mainly.
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protobuilder wrote:
ArtimusPiledriver wrote:
protobuilder wrote:I wear a scarf. What's the problem? Sometimes its chilly in the gym.
You wear the scarf for utilitarian purposes, that's totally different.
No, I think it looks fabulous mainly.
You know what... In a way that makes it better than alright. Thinking it's "fabulous" is, somehow, better than believing it's cool. And I'm not quite sure how that works.

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IGx has no issues getting behind "fabulous"


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Regurgiated Couch quote of the day. This should have been declared an instant classic. Between Otis's ricket legs and constant state of intoxication, I doubt the original @Fer could manage a proper 225# squat.
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couch wrote:The kipping pull-up and the squat are the two closed chain kinetic exercises that elevate an athlete's center of mass with optimal efficiency. Period.

Avoiding the kipping pull-up does for arboreal locomotion what avoiding the squat does for bipedal locomotion - renders you physically impotent.

I can only laugh as non CrossFitters avoid the kip and we watch our crew continue their march past the fitness of all others.

I'd like to see the kip remain anethema to our non-thinking, non-CrossFitting friends, but I'm a dick.
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Gin Master wrote:This is a good statement piece, an andro @F babe juxtaposed against the male (?) judge. Pretty well says it all.

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She's got some nice-looking neck breakers in-general. But yeah, the two Christmas hams she's got stuffed into those short shorts make for a pretty fucking spectacular view.


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Gin Master wrote:
tzg wrote:I think there might be a mildly interesting novel or film in this as long as we never have to think about people exercising.
Starring Gene Hackman as Couch
Spencer Pratt as Dave Castro
Lance Bass as Tony Budding
Justin Bieber and the male cast of Twilight as random @Fers
With David Crosby as John Walsh

How the fuck did I get involved in this?

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The One True Rant wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
tzg wrote:I think there might be a mildly interesting novel or film in this as long as we never have to think about people exercising.
Starring Gene Hackman as Couch
Spencer Pratt as Dave Castro
Lance Bass as Tony Budding
Justin Bieber and the male cast of Twilight as random @Fers
With David Crosby as John Walsh

How the fuck did I get involved in this?
By the virtue of your ubiquitous assholiness.
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Dan, I demand that you cease and desist this remarks against John.


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Dan Martin wrote:
The One True Rant wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
tzg wrote:I think there might be a mildly interesting novel or film in this as long as we never have to think about people exercising.
Starring Gene Hackman as Couch
Spencer Pratt as Dave Castro
Lance Bass as Tony Budding
Justin Bieber and the male cast of Twilight as random @Fers
With David Crosby as John Walsh

How the fuck did I get involved in this?
By the virtue of your ubiquitous assholiness.

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Danny John wrote:Dan, I demand that you cease and desist this remarks against John.
THIS!

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Cunty.
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If you're not part of the Fitness Twiteratti, you missed out on today's Tweet O' The Day:
@BillEllsworth Seeing CrossFitters shilling for artificial foods makes me feel ill.
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If you're not part of the Fitness Twiteratti, you missed out on today's Tweet O' The Day:


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@BillEllsworth Seeing CrossFitters shilling for artificial foods makes me feel ill.
So does shilling out $200 a month for a gym membership bother him?
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Dude trains on his rooftop. He's one of the good ones.
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Bump

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zak-zombie wrote:Bump

You need to bump the couch thread??? A little pointless, don't you think?
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A bump on this thread. Amazing. It would like pretending to be someone else on the internet.

I thought just pedophiles did that until today! It seems that "others" do it, too. I would love to hear this one: "Oh, the reason I was pretending to be someone else on the internet was to catch someone else spreading lies."

Bump.

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Dude trains on his rooftop. He's one of the good ones.
Good to know.
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zak-zombie wrote:Bump
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Nobody needs to spread lies, because the true stories are so outrageous that nobody would believe them anyway.
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