The couch thread

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:16 pm

Ed Zachary wrote:How in the can you spend 3 years doing a training program with little or no gain over the past 12 to 18 months and think it's a good thing?

You obviously don't understand the masterpiece of "What Is Fitness?" then.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:08 pm

Quackmire wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:How in the can you spend 3 years doing a training program with little or no gain over the past 12 to 18 months and think it's a good thing?
You obviously don't understand the masterpiece of "What Is Fitness?" then.

To be fair, that's the common condition in gyms everywhere. Many, maybe most people are stuck on the hamster wheel of life, even if they think otherwise. @fit didn't invent mediocrity, although Couch says he did.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:23 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Quackmire wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:How in the can you spend 3 years doing a training program with little or no gain over the past 12 to 18 months and think it's a good thing?
You obviously don't understand the masterpiece of "What Is Fitness?" then.
To be fair, that's the common condition in gyms everywhere. Many, maybe most people are stuck on the hamster wheel of life, even if they think otherwise. @fit didn't invent mediocrity, although Couch says he did.

@Fers are overachievers then. Not only do they get no significant progress past novice gains, they also get the added benefits of blown discs, SLAP tears, meniscal tears, and rhabdo! The genius of couch should never be forgotten or under-appreciated.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 2:34 am

And somehow they can ruin Santa.

http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/San ... ngSnow.jpg

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:14 am

http://journal.crossfit.com/2010/12/tanya-prego1.tpl

At the Rogue Vs. Again Faster Throwdown in Lake Tahoe, Calif., 2009 Games champion Tanya Wagner talked about her pregnancy and how it has changed her CrossFitting.

For Wagner, pregnancy came as a pleasant surprise right before the 2010 Games. In fact, she found out the good news three days before she got to the Home Depot Center, and she admits she was happy she had signed on to compete for her affiliate rather than as an individual.

“I honestly probably would have backed out,” she says.

The gift that keeps on giving. Wow. Did no one else actually suggest to her that she might just want to sit this one out?

Also, how should an ELEEEET @Fing female change her Var dose once she gets knocked up?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 4:05 pm

Quackmire wrote:
http://journal.crossfit.com/2010/12/tanya-prego1.tpl
At the Rogue Vs. Again Faster Throwdown in Lake Tahoe, Calif., 2009 Games champion Tanya Wagner talked about her pregnancy and how it has changed her CrossFitting.

For Wagner, pregnancy came as a pleasant surprise right before the 2010 Games. In fact, she found out the good news three days before she got to the Home Depot Center, and she admits she was happy she had signed on to compete for her affiliate rather than as an individual.

“I honestly probably would have backed out,” she says.
The gift that keeps on giving. Wow. Did no one else actually suggest to her that she might just want to sit this one out?

Also, how should an ELEEEET @Fing female change her Var dose once she gets knocked up?

For as idiotic as Tanya's decision to compete while pregnant was, I can bet you money she isn't on Var... she is from my area and was an excellent athlete throughout her HS and college career. Genetics with this one, not drugs.

big_t2100 · Post by **big_t2100** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 10:16 pm

Oh Barky, Barky Barky (sigh)........The torture you put us through!!! Please let us see those things, its Christmas for crying out loud!!

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:56 pm

it really looks like she's just trying to work up the nerve to start doing webcam pay per views. i know i'd watch one, just cuz...

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 5:04 am

Stillwater wrote:Crossfit + openbook = goldmine.

http://youropenbook.org/?q=crossfit&gender=any

Hayley C Rintel Queller ...nothing says Xmas like 3 Jews in the basement doing Crossfit awaiting a Paleo dinner to finish cooking!!!

Merry Christmas, fellow foul-mouthed ignorami. Twas a good morning until the white trash sister-in-law showed up. It was too much even for Tron and Sierra Nevada Celebration to cure.

Oh well, kids are happy, brisket is on the smoker, and Couch is still at large. All is well.

Croatoa · Post by **Croatoa** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:04 pm

Barky's looking good.

DrDonkeyLove · Post by **DrDonkeyLove** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:15 pm

Croatoa wrote:Barky's looking good.

And she knows it.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:21 am

big_t2100 wrote:Oh Barky, Barky Barky (sigh)........The torture you put us through!!! Please let us see those things, its Christmas for crying out loud!!

Mother of Fuck.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 12:54 am

Gin Master wrote:
Stillwater wrote:Crossfit + openbook = goldmine.

http://youropenbook.org/?q=crossfit&gender=any

Hayley C Rintel Queller ...nothing says Xmas like 3 Jews in the basement doing Crossfit awaiting a Paleo dinner to finish cooking!!!

Merry Christmas, fellow foul-mouthed ignorami. Twas a good morning until the white trash sister-in-law showed up. It was too much even for Tron and Sierra Nevada Celebration to cure.

Oh well, kids are happy, brisket is on the smoker, and Couch is still at large. All is well.

Lies. Sierra Nevada Cures all!!! might need a shot of Dickel and vicodan to finish it off but still, I'll not have you taking the piss out of my celebration beer.

CFB · Post by **CFB** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:01 am

Gin Master wrote:
Stillwater wrote:Crossfit + openbook = goldmine.

http://youropenbook.org/?q=crossfit&gender=any

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:05 am

CFB wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
Stillwater wrote:Crossfit + openbook = goldmine.

http://youropenbook.org/?q=crossfit&gender=any

That's a damn fine looking woman right there.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:20 am

So, the divorce is final, then?

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:22 am

Just when you think that Barry Cooper has been long gone, he's all over Couch's Ex on FB.

: barry.JPG (19.36 KiB) Viewed 11928 times

She should have ignored him.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:32 am

My gawd those tittays!

Spider Monkey · Post by **Spider Monkey** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:50 am

Philosophical question. And pardon me for civilizing you for just a moment. Lauren and Allison are beatiful women who also seem very nice. What would you lie-dogs have to offer them? Now go back to your natural state which I love and adore.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:52 am

spider monkey wrote:Philosophical question. And pardon me for civilizing you for just a moment. Lauren and Allison are beatiful women who also seem very nice. What would you lie-dogs have to offer them? Now go back to your natural state which I love and adore.

The most unsatisfying 45 seconds of their lives.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 4:09 am

spider monkey wrote:Philosophical question. And pardon me for civilizing you for just a moment. Lauren and Allison are beatiful women who also seem very nice. What would you lie-dogs have to offer them? Now go back to your natural state which I love and adore.

Besides the clawhammer in B-Boi & Couch's skullz? Rough anal sex that they would enjoy immensely.

Yes, I'm drunk · Post by **Yes, I'm drunk** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:29 am

LOL at Barry Cooper for shamelessly preparing the ground for a rebound fuck. It's pretty undignified at the best of times, but on a public social network site it is just pitiful. Go Barry Cooper!

___________ · Post by **___________** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:43 am

Yes, I'm drunk wrote:LOL at Barry Cooper for shamelessly preparing the ground for a rebound fuck. It's pretty undignified at the best of times, but on a public social network site it is just pitiful. Go Barry Cooper!

Make a video, upload it to the interwebz, tag ex-Mrs. Couch in it, & live in IGx infamy.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 5:56 am

spider monkey wrote:Philosophical question. And pardon me for civilizing you for just a moment. Lauren and Allison are beatiful women who also seem very nice. What would you lie-dogs have to offer them? Now go back to your natural state which I love and adore.

Now Spidey...do you really want a legit answer?

Lauren could do with a man who enjoys grilling a nice Salmon for dinner playing ball with the kids and has a grown up wardrobe devoid of underarmour and is only very rarely too drunk to fuck. I suspect there are several of those chaps here.

Barky on the other hand needs a different sort of father figure. one with good taste in bourbon, 50 meters of hemp rope, a hitachi magic wand and long weekends. I can provide references.

If no one else is volunteering, I'll be glad to pull a double shift.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:35 am

Charismatic megafauna wrote:Lauren could do with a man who enjoys grilling a nice Salmon for dinner playing ball with the kids and has a grown up wardrobe devoid of underarmour and is only very rarely too drunk to fuck. I suspect there are several of those chaps here.

Lauren has got to be rich now. So I agree 100% on the not too drunk to fuck, & not ignoring the kids, & not sporting underarmour in an obese state.

IGX

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