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Machete

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Words cannot describe the 90 or so minutes of cheesy violent bliss that was Machete. As long as you don't take things too seriously this movie is a damn good time. :supz:
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This movie should absolutely be taken seriously as a brilliant cinematic achievement for Robert Rodriguez. It is so technically amazing that I am thinking it absolutely goes over the head of 90% of the audience.

Fucking amazing movie.
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Finally watched this when it crept its way up my netflix queue. It was everything I thought it was going to be after watching the first 30 seconds. Amazing. Chuck Norris wears Danny Trejo underwear.

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Machete don't text.
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I didn't like it, had to turn it off.
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Fat Cat wrote:I didn't like it, had to turn it off.
Same here. Cool trailer that should have stayed a trailer.
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I watched it...did not like it. A cool concept, but it hit wide of the mark. The longer it went, the dumber it got.

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