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May you all have a sweet, happy, healthy, prosperous new year.

I'm sure you wish us well.

Peace, Mr. S.

I have a new nose hair trimmer.

I'm reminded of what my mother would tell me on special days like this: "fuck off, loser".

Happy New Year. I'm only saying this for you. I don't get it.

I actually googled "L'shana tova u'mtuka".

This site was the second return - sort of makes you feel good about posting here.

Hebrew Hammer wrote:May you all have a sweet, happy, healthy, prosperous new year.

Thank you HH, and also to you. May you be inscribed for a good year in the book of life.

Hebrew Hammer wrote:May you all have a sweet, happy, healthy, prosperous new year.

Nine months late, but thanks for the kind thought.

I don't get it. Is it a new fiscal year?

Mo shalla bo dangy. Sippa tie!

Hebrew Hammer wrote:L'shana tova u'mtuka

Gesundheit.

where you been peach

Hmmm, Rosh Hashanah falls in the middle of Dux' struggling fund drive. Suddenly and unexpectedly the Hebrew Hammer sends out a secret coded message and all of a sudden we're golden. Coincidence, or conspiracy?

Fat Cat wrote:where you been peach

Mostly at ultrasounds or scoping west Omaha MILFs and their high school daughters whilst my woman shops for clothes for Boy. No longer working from a home office, so my online time is limited mostly to iphone facebook stalking all the bitches who rejected me in high school and college.

Kraj 2.0 wrote:I'm sure you wish us well.

Well, had I written more than a sentence, I would have added a few exceptions. Turn the other cheek isn't part of my book. I do hope, though, that God's light does lead you to change from being a hate-filled cockroach to someone who puts his creativity, humor, and talent to good use.

To almost everyone else on here, I pray that this year brings an about-face in your challenges and struggles and that you experience only God's kindness, love, and embrace.

BucketHead wrote:I don't get it. Is it a new fiscal year?

Thank you for inquiring. The talmudic tractate of Rosh Hashana explains that there are four new years:

Tishrei 1 - the birthday of the world, and the new year for calendar years, sabbatical and jubilee years, and grain tithes.

Shevat 1, or tu b'shvat - the new year for trees and their tithes

Nissan 1 - the new year for months (see Exodus 12:12), major festivals, the years a King has reigned (so if the King's reign started a day before Nissan 1, then on Nissan 2, he'd be in the second year of his reign, which is the way the bible gives dates).

Elul 1 - the new year for animal tithes.

bigpeach wrote:

Fat Cat wrote:where you been peach

Mostly killing hookers and eating their corpses.

Cool.

To those fasting beginning tomorrow night, an easy fast. May god seal all of us in the book of life for a good year.

kol nidre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g047Ggb ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVhAXr_5 ... re=related

Avinu malkeinu

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Fasting? What about the brisket? Isn't this the day you spit on each others' shoes and dance the Torah?

I'm confused.

Stick you Shlepper

seeahill wrote:Fasting? What about the brisket? Isn't this the day you spit on each others' shoes and dance the Torah?

I'm confused.

You have consumed too much mayo in your life, you're hopelessly fahrchadet, fahrklumpt, farmisched, fartumelt, and farblondgett.

We dance with the Torah on Simchat Torah, which follows Shimini Atzeret, which ends Sukkot.

We dance the hora at simchas.

The spitting on shoes goes in Nafod's thread, or you may be thinking of chalitza, by which a widow releases her brother-in-law from levirate marriage. (Deut. 25:5-10)

And the brisket would be part of a tasty pre-fast meal, though it's best to break the fast with light foods.