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nothing wrong with sluts


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or worse


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Jay wrote:
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Drew0786 wrote:Whatever happened to AllyNYC? She was all set to compete at the Arnold and no showed and then I heard rumors she was preggo.
She and B-boy are trainers at @fit Metropolis on the upper East Side of Manhattan. They seem to be living a very low key, out of the limelight life. I would venture that 90+% of current @fitters have no clue who she is and outside of this board there is very little or dwindling interest in her.
She's doing her thing, enjoying her life and family and happy with her dude...

What more can she ask for really?

I remember hanging out with NYC @fitters and a lot of them talked shit on her calling her a "slut" and worse... I ignored it because I didn't know her, and really don't know her, but the only thing I thought was "how is she a slut being with the same dude for years?"

A lot of it was jealousy for sure, the girls talking shit were overweight or skinny and the dudes probably tried to hit on her and she said no... Plus they were friends with her ex-dude so that most likely had something to do with it.

Plus god forbid a girl is proud of how she looks and flaunts it a little bit, she is instantly branded a slut.
She got the label from her attention-whore days. And if I'm not mistaken her current dude was acquired when he cheated on the prior one. She's no more a limelight-grubber than any other Crossfitter these days but once a girl gets the "slut" label she could become a nun and people would still call her a slut.

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I'd Hit It wrote: ... she could become a nun and people would still call her a slut.
Slutty Nuns??? Instant erection

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
I'd Hit It wrote: ... she could become a nun and people would still call her a slut.
Slutty Nuns??? Instant erection
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edit: already pointed out
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slut, no slut blah blah blah. are the yellow shirt titties hers? Where are the crazy CSI dudes comparing mole size and clavicle length to baselines pics, using high res shots and plenty of red circles around things?
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use your eyes there is no fucking way that is her


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Over a decade ago I was trying to find something more than a line or two about the infamous Mexico City study, but couldn't find anything. I'm pretty sure I asked Mel Siff about it too on the list serve (back when it had good traffic), but no one could come up with anything. Of course, none of that means it didn't happen, but it does make you wonder how valid the study was if it did.

Has the book "Inside the Box" (great title, I know), been mentioned here? The other day I saw it shelved prominently in the local Barnes & Noble. Thumbed through it - read like adcopy disguised as an ethnography of sorts. Probably would have bought it if I had $20 to burn.


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Boris wrote:Over a decade ago I was trying to find something more than a line or two about the infamous Mexico City study, but couldn't find anything. I'm pretty sure I asked Mel Siff about it too on the list serve (back when it had good traffic), but no one could come up with anything. Of course, none of that means it didn't happen, but it does make you wonder how valid the study was if it did.

Has the book "Inside the Box" (great title, I know), been mentioned here? The other day I saw it shelved prominently in the local Barnes & Noble. Thumbed through it - read like adcopy disguised as an ethnography of sorts. Probably would have bought it if I had $20 to burn.
I just saw that today. Just looked at the cover in disgust.
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That and one other book about @ft are out. I couldn't bring myself to look at them.


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I saw it displayed with BMacs book.
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Boris wrote:Over a decade ago I was trying to find something more than a line or two about the infamous Mexico City study, but couldn't find anything. I'm pretty sure I asked Mel Siff about it too on the list serve (back when it had good traffic), but no one could come up with anything. Of course, none of that means it didn't happen, but it does make you wonder how valid the study was if it did.

Has the book "Inside the Box" (great title, I know), been mentioned here? The other day I saw it shelved prominently in the local Barnes & Noble. Thumbed through it - read like adcopy disguised as an ethnography of sorts. Probably would have bought it if I had $20 to burn.
You find references to it even now though you need to search for the study done at the 1964 Mexico City games. Of course, they weren't held in Mexico City until four years later but certainly details like that don't matter.
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There is a battle brewing between some of the older boxes and HQ regarding allowing new affiliates to open almost anywhere with little regard for existing affiliates. The Russells and that supposed lawyer guy are out in force again on FB. Here is one response waiting to be ripped by the hounds.
“We the affiliates”

I would like to start by saying I am Pro-CrossFit but publicly against the no-non compete, non territory restriction, the inability (per our affiliate agreements) to seek outside legal counsel and the cannibalism we are seeing day in and day out from affiliates all over the world. So this is going to feel like a kiss on the lips and a kick in the balls. I would also hope that I am protected under the 1st amendment to speak and write as I wish without worrying about being disaffiliated. Guys you’re not going to meet bigger proponents of this program than Freddy Camacho, Andy Petranek, Steve Rakow and I. We just happen to be either the only ones who truly care about the future and progress of this movement or the only ones who aren’t scared to speak up. However if Russell is the liaison between HQ and the affiliates we have a bigger problem to discuss. Your text is downright insulting to affiliate owners everywhere! I would get better customer service at the DMV.

The fact that we are still thirsty for more communication and some cohesion speaks volumes about the program we so strongly believe in. What we don’t want is to be tormented by rumors and to only find out when someone affiliates when they cancel their membership, stop coaching classes or take 30 students.

Communication is key. Some of you may not agree that because we have been doing this a long time we know what we are talking about, but we are veterans in this business (it is not just our hobby, our livelihood is depended on it)

I believe that the people that decided to speak up aren’t just concerned about Lahaina, but the bigger picture. We are the fitness professionals that are being impacted year after year. This is still minor in the sense that if Coach Glassman’s dream of total world domination and 30,000 affiliates comes to fruition that would mean 6x more of us on top of each other. This is the biggest thing that impacts us … nothing else effects the affiliate as negatively. It is an emotional, mental and financial drain that takes its toll on our families, communities and human system. It’s unnecessary/unwanted drama that can be fixed. What about those in it for the long haul? Those preaching the CrossFit lifestyle everywhere they turn? What happens in 5 years? 10 years? How can we forecast a future as an affiliate? Should we project annual losses at 5% to 10% year after year? Do you really want to help us, the ones who have been in it for a while or are you only concerned with sales not service?

This is want we need: Some communication, and basic operating standards. Longer affiliate commitments, Group Health Insurance, protection of our licensed affiliate name, we need to know that you have our back and won’t stack us on top of each other, because HQ was not founded on competition, it was founded on Community and this stuff is breaking communities up.

The issues we are addressing is nothing new to those of us who have come from the fitness industry it just happens to be what we hated most… secrets, lies, unethical business practices, undercutting (the $1.37 a class Groupons… WTF?) , free memberships to jump ship and betrayal from the closest ones to us.

My sole purpose of putting my head on the chopping block is to help lead the change we are all crying for. We’re not saying don’t allow an affiliate to open on my block (affiliates should make sure to get an exclusive in their building however), street or city. We’re not asking to slow down or even stop the continued growth and movement of this sport. We are the ones bringing this movement to the masses. We are however begging and pleading for some provisions, addendum and restrictions to the original plan and those that are clearly taking advantage of the free for all. We want to improve the CrossFit brand and model by setting some boundaries and common threads amongst the affiliates besides just the movement standards.

How can it be improved? Do some more research, call the local affiliates, a Google map search… and have some consequences and standards for unethical business practices (ie: new affiliates using other established affiliate names. Bring back Affiliate fest instead of paint balls and repelling lets discuss things that really matter. We speak our mind because we care, we care because this program has changed our lives and we will continue to change others lives. Our mission is to make people better; it’s time to make ourselves and our organization stronger by fixing the issues that are undeniably harmful to the future.

What went down on a small island in the middle of the pacific hits close to home and it sucks. Had a little bit of investigating work been done, had another line been added to the affiliate application like *have you ever trained or been a member of any other CrossFit in close proximity to where you are looking to open? (maybe 2 miles or less), or even a heads up email to Anthony had been made maybe this wouldn’t have happened. Instead it has ripped a community in half and it’s taken someone like Freddy to bring out change. Why am I chiming in? Because, I have indirectly contributed to this disaster as well, my center of influence is larger than my affiliate. In Hawaiian fashion I opened my doors and home for a week to the person who is moving 200 meters away from CrossFit Lahaina in an effort to progress the movement and make CrossFit Lahaina stronger not give them the tools to piggy back the momentum Anthony has built.

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Fuck those self important cunts! They kept their mouths shut and eyes averted when Dan John was Glassassinated. The fell right back into step when Everett and Wolf were Glassassinated. And they've ignored the abuse HQ has heaped on the little fish that swim around big fucking shark that is @fit. So long as they were making money hand over fist they kept their fucking mouths shut but now that every fit trustafarian in their area is getting their level 1 and paying their affiliate fee to open a box down the street and so cutting into their profit they decide to speak up.

Fuck them bitches Coach G! De-affiliate those motherfucks before they can poison the minds of all the future simpletons you are going to fleece. Don't let them drain your gin and hooker fund.


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I don't want to have to go off this thread to find out what the drama was about. I need a documentary here about what went on in Hawaii.

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I'm with you, EZ. While the folks above might be good dudes they still stood around and did fucking nothing while their friends were being fucked over and glassassinated.

So, fuck 'em. The couch and HQ should revoke the shit outta them. This is fitness capitalism and Darwinism...if your folks are gonna leave you for a cheaper affiliate down the street then YOU didn't do your homework building a unique and supportive community.

The ridiculousness of charging $200 a month per person for doing @f can only be sustained if the resources are constrained, and they are not being throttled back at all.

So, either you provide value and community, or you lose out. Holding a stopwatch and saying 3, 2, 1 Go! And shrugging your shoulders when sloppy form and stupid programming injures someone isn't gonna cut it anymore.

Also, since even couch wasn't making a bunch money until he went to an MLM structure, that should tell you something

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He seems to forget, he pays a license fee to use a name and nothing more. Not a franchise fee and monthly royalties.

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That and Andy built his "Biz" model based on high turnover. There's a lot of effort to get people in the door, but they expect them to leave in two years. The "model" is perfectly set up for a trainer to walk out with a large group of folks when they aren't "feeling it" any more. (And the trainers get sick of working for free with no autonomy.) I see this happen on a regular basis. It is, in fact, how most of the cfs in my area have gotten here. They are all the bastard children of 3 original boxes.
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Ah, the eternal problem of "too many chiefs, and not enough indians."


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My Uncle works in the Fort Worth YMCA system. He was telling me that they have crossfit, and they call it crossfit. Their trainers have crossfit certs. You have to pay more to get to go to the cf classes but is still less than the boxes charge. Not only can you go to as many cf classes as you want to, but you get to use pool, child care, everything the Y has to offer for less cash. In a few years most boxes are done.

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syaigh wrote:That and Andy built his "Biz" model based on high turnover. There's a lot of effort to get people in the door, but they expect them to leave in two years. The "model" is perfectly set up for a trainer to walk out with a large group of folks when they aren't "feeling it" any more. (And the trainers get sick of working for free with no autonomy.) I see this happen on a regular basis. It is, in fact, how most of the cfs in my area have gotten here. They are all the bastard children of 3 original boxes.
3 of the @fit gyms in my area are direct spin-offs of trainers getting sick of working for the the major affiliate here. They'd work for slave wages until they build a rapport with the clients, finally get enough of the owner's and lead trainer's shit, strike out on their own and take a huge chunk of the client base with the.

And from all reports each of the spin-offs is a much better gym than the original. I honestly don't know why anyone in their right mind would work out at the "original" @fit in our little area of Atlanta.
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Yech

It was hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil until it started cutting into their bottom line.

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Ed Zachary wrote:Yech

It was hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil until it started cutting into their bottom line.
When the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent;
I was not a communist.

When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent;
I was not a social democrat.

When they came for the trade unionists,
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I was not a trade unionist.

When they came for the Jews,
I remained silent;
I wasn't a Jew.

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out.
Serves em right. They all stood around while DJ and many other affiliates who smelled the shit HQ was shoveling were kicked out and gassassinated. Now they want help when HQ fails to protect their territory.
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I was unfortunately forced to work out in a commercial gym sunday so I could train with some Senior and Master PLers.
Unfortunately the "Xfit" trainer would not go away or leave us alone.
Had to listen to a lecture on the fabulousness that is crossfit while he squatted 155 with plates under his heels. He used a spotter at 185 X 2.
I finally got pissed and said don't be a faggot, crossfit has never produced an athlete ever. Put my headphones in and walked away.
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