IGX

cleaner464 wrote:Jack was a great guy, and he did a few photoshop jobs for me gratis.

I missed meeting Andy at the 03' Arnold.

I've gotten loaded with Dylan and Mike Mahler on a few occasions.

St. Patrick's Night, where I pissed off the Yuppie red head bitch who Mike thought liked me with "Red heads who think that makes them more Irish than everyone else. It just means their ancestor's were rapped by Vikings!"

You and I slammed some Jamison.

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:

DARTH wrote:
This was the one where I met Nappy Hill and his wife. I think he was trying to figure if I was an asshole OK or fucked? I could tell he was a cop once by how he was looking at me at dinner with Lisa Shaffer.

I went to the RKC before that but met you guys for dinner that weekend you reference. In my RKC group, led by Brett, was me, IRONTAMER, Fireman Tom, GDG! and Jim M who co-owns one of the better X@ facilities on the east coast. Cotter and Morrison were anointed as SRKC's at the cert I went to, which was pretty good, I thought.

You keep saying I was eyeing you as if I thought you were a perp.....I was just trying to make eye contact with your coogle eyed ass!

LOL! I should have known!

You were cracking everyone up talking about Russian's off the street corner in Minn. knowing more about GS than all the PKC types, who could put more numbers than anyone from Philly while smoking a Marlbro.

Lopa and Christine! They were cool! I wonder if they ever came out?


I seriously would have fucked Christine, something about smart, seaminly liberal redheads like that? Must be a Viking rape your enemie's women thing in my DNA?

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DARTH wrote:Lopa and Christine! They were cool! I wonder if they ever came out?


I seriously would have fucked Christine, something about smart, seaminly liberal redheads like that? Must be a Viking rape your enemie's women thing in my DNA?

Had dinner with them and CImes (not sure what her IG name was...the dyke that was a GS machine). Can only remember a 4 second snippet of conversation due to the distraction of Christine and her "WCA."

To be honest, those 3 women are probably the only group of 3 women that a rational man could hang out with for more than an hour without considering suicide as a way out.

Also, G@ne has been on board since time immemorial. Before he was spotted on NMMNG discussing his Oedipal fantasies, he even had a neutral to favorable rating.

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:

DARTH wrote:
This was the one where I met Nappy Hill and his wife. I think he was trying to figure if I was an asshole OK or fucked? I could tell he was a cop once by how he was looking at me at dinner with Lisa Shaffer.

I went to the RKC before that but met you guys for dinner that weekend you reference. In my RKC group, led by Brett, was me, IRONTAMER, Fireman Tom, GDG! and Jim M who co-owns one of the better X@ facilities on the east coast. Cotter and Morrison were anointed as SRKC's at the cert I went to, which was pretty good, I thought.

You keep saying I was eyeing you as if I thought you were a perp.....I was just trying to make eye contact with your coogle eyed ass!

LOL!

Hebrew Hammer wrote:My sockpuppet was Steve Friedes then. Those were great days.

he signs posts on various forums now with -S-

Not sure he gets it.

IGx's work in going all Red Dawn on @fit is to be noted with pride. When my brother went through @fit cert, Couch walked up to him and asked if he was a mole for me to mock him more on IGx.

It is very nice living in your head, Couch. We are gonna need some things changed around a bit though as we do have the elderly to contend with.

bigpeach wrote:Also, G@ne has been on board since time immemorial. Before he was spotted on NMMNG discussing his Oedipal fantasies, he even had a neutral to favorable rating.

Gene/@/Frank on NMMNG....holy shit! The recollections of yours and others are very nicely rounding out my summary. POWER TO YOU AND HOGSUY!, COMRADES ORIGINAL GANGSTAS!

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:

bigpeach wrote:Also, G@ne has been on board since time immemorial. Before he was spotted on NMMNG discussing his Oedipal fantasies, he even had a neutral to favorable rating.

Gene/@/Frank on NMMNG....holy shit! The recollections of yours and others are very nicely rounding out my summary. POWER TO YOU AND HOGSUY!, COMRADES ORIGINAL GANGSTAS!

Gene is only guy to banned for a while by Garm. A whole bunch of us called BS and gene was let back in.

Then here was the incident where Garm taunting some secret service guys wife. Garm's taunts lead to a couple of secret service guys showing up to talk with him.

That was some funny shit.

Good times.

Some of the best were when Garm singled out a target for relentless, incessant ridicule: It started with the Freido threads, but the Jeek Limereeks were classic. And the "Lisa (somebody) is an Asswhore" thread was so painful, it was hilarious. That one led to an SS visit to Garm's house, and his absence from IGx for a time.

G also spun up & disemboweled Cotter in about 3 posts. That thread ended with Cotter PMing G a threat of physical violence, and G posting much of it on a thread. (I think that one is Nuggeted.) IIRC, Cotter never posted here again.

Andrey was a worthy & resilient opponent - I wish some of those threads had been nuggeted also.

I also remember the lengthy "outing" process of Force Recon Garm. That shit took forever, and G took an unauthorized leave of absence in the middle of it, ostensibly due to a pulmonary embolism, IIRC.

Since we're taking a trip down memory lane, somebody should post the Friedo egg.

Garm & Lopa organized the Va KB competition where G won his weight class by snatching a bell for one rep with each hand.

Later in the game, he got pissed about people crossing the "VL/RL" boundaries by posting his real life name. But any dummy could look him up in the Va KB results & cross reference him to Garm in this board.

Sheeeittttt... I remember the RickyB days and before that there was a guy named Warren from Canada that was around for a while then just disappeared.

johno wrote:Garm & Lopa organized the Va KB competition where G won his weight class by snatching a bell for one rep with each hand.

Later in the game, he got pissed about people crossing the "VL/RL" boundaries by posting his real life name. But any dummy could look him up in the Va KB results & cross reference him to Garm in this board.

If I remember right, his name was posted in some of Pavel's books-- not sure if this was before or after the split.

Jac Savage was fun.

And who can forget the beautiful Cory Marie?

Somebody forwarded me a bunch of porn starring Ms Garm, but I didn't post it. That was during the infamous, “Garm, It's Time” thread.

Y'all remember proto and the blueberries?

Good times

Fats that might bring G$ back!

Post away good sir!

MarcoFP wrote:Fats that might bring G$ back!

Post away good sir!

I've seen these pictures in question, the ex Mrs. Garm is a very dirty dirty girl.

johno wrote:Garm & Lopa organized the Va KB competition where G won his weight class by snatching a bell for one rep with each hand.

Later in the game, he got pissed about people crossing the "VL/RL" boundaries by posting his real life name. But any dummy could look him up in the Va KB results & cross reference him to Garm in this board.

Were you there, Johno ?

I miss Sczezepan (Steve K) and "Doctor" Greg Ellis too. K could troll damn well and Doc Ellis's 3200-word, "buy my book" posts on the forum of a different publisher were great.

VO2 maxed wrote:

johno wrote:Garm & Lopa organized the Va KB competition where G won his weight class by snatching a bell for one rep with each hand.

Later in the game, he got pissed about people crossing the "VL/RL" boundaries by posting his real life name. But any dummy could look him up in the Va KB results & cross reference him to Garm in this board.

Were you there, Johno ?

No. I witnessed it all on IGx. I live in WA state, and never travelled farther than 35 miles for anything KB related*.



*BTW, when Pavel was a nobody, I took his stretching class and his KB Users class, dirt-cheap, in Seattle. The only thing I missed by not going to a Minneapolis RKC class was meeting some of the miscreants who post here. Saved me some massive hangovers.

Let's not forget Carolyn Librarian.