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Am I gay if I see this movie?

I need to know before I offer a review.

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Obviously, you're gay when you see any movie.


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:ponder
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So what? This place is accepting of all views and lifestyles.

Let it fly pronto
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baffled wrote:Let it fly pronto
It was ok.
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What a fag
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4/5 gay
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baffled wrote:What a fag
I DIDN'T REALLY SEE IT

A GUY WHO SAW IT SAID IT WAS OK
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DrDonkeyLove wrote:4/5 gay
I think this score here is pretty accurate.... but then pronto said this:
I DIDN'T REALLY SEE IT

A GUY WHO SAW IT SAID IT WAS OK
and I think we can safely give this whole fiasco a 5/5 for the raging denial, yes?
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That's so ghey it makes my asshole itch.




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A man can't watch a teenage vampire/love story movie with a handsome blonde male star without being called gay??

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Ok, but follow up with the important details. Who's the chick on the left, in that movie still you posted?
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JimZipCode wrote:Ok, but follow up with the important details. Who's the chick on the left, in that movie still you posted?
Clarissa "Clary" Adele Fray (also referred to as Fairchild and Morgenstern) is described to have long, curly red hair and bright green eyes. She is very small and thin and often viewed as younger than she actually is. Clary is an artist and in the first book, City of Bones, she believes she is a mundane, or a human without angelic powers. It is later revealed she is in fact a Shadowhunter, or a human with angelic qualities. Clary is described as being incredibly stubborn and often rushes into dangerous situations without thinking about the consequences. Her best friend in the series is Simon Lewis and she is dating Jace Lightwood. She is devastated by the fact that the guy she loves is actually her brother. But eventually she realizes that it is not true.
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SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Terry B. wrote:
JimZipCode wrote:Ok, but follow up with the important details. Who's the chick on the left, in that movie still you posted?
Clarissa "Clary" Adele Fray (also referred to as Fairchild and Morgenstern) is described to have long, curly red hair and bright green eyes. She is very small and thin and often viewed as younger than she actually is. Clary is an artist and in the first book, City of Bones, she believes she is a mundane, or a human without angelic powers. It is later revealed she is in fact a Shadowhunter, or a human with angelic qualities. Clary is described as being incredibly stubborn and often rushes into dangerous situations without thinking about the consequences. Her best friend in the series is Simon Lewis and she is dating Jace Lightwood. She is devastated by the fact that the guy she loves is actually her brother. But eventually she realizes that it is not true.
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