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Holeyfraggaroley wrote:I don't know that more could be said about the Diva. More nekked pics I guess....



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To whom I Kneel.WildGorillaMan wrote:Dirt Diva is in many ways the reluctant patron saint of IGx.Holeyfraggaroley wrote:I don't know that more could be said about the Diva. More nekked pics I guess....
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Cave Canem wrote:Holeyfraggaroley wrote:I don't know that more could be said about the Diva. More nekked pics I guess....
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A word on the Hate......
I asked a few Posts ago as to how one finds the hate.
I did not have to look far.
Long story short my back is fucked up. No more than anyone else on here. I went to go seek a refill on my Percocet and Ambien prescription respectively. I am leaving the ARMY in about a month and wanted to be set before I embark on the rest of my life. So i schedule my appt, I show up and Lo and behold my provider has been switched. My Previous provider was a Ranger Tabbed CPT that has helped me pretty much get right over the course of a year. He knows me, knows my mindset and knows how my body reacts to different stressors and meds and what not.
I get my vitals taken and I get called back to my new provider's office. He is a she. SHE has bright pink dyed hair, rainbow socks on under her scrubs. I look around her office and a darkness envelops me.....
There is a sticker on her cabinet door. 3X5, barely noticeable to the untrained eye.
Pukie the motherucking clown.
She asks me to sit down. I sit and she asks what brings me in today? I explain to her a little backstory and that I was basically looking to refill my prescriptions before I leave- then I see another little gem.
A framed 4x6 picture of her and Couch.
I couldn't make this up if I tried gents............
She then begins to explain to me that she "Doesn't believe in giving out painkillers". That "I've seen opiate dependancy get very ugly"
At this point I'm fuming. I feel like Couch is laughing at me from the picture.
I ask sardonically "So you're saying i'm an addict?" To which she replies that she is required to brief patients on the hazards of pill dependancy yada yada yada. Now I am blocking her out.
The only parts I hear are " I think at this point the best option for you would be weight loss........wait for it................
Have you ever tried crossfit?
At this point I hear nothing......I just want the fuck out of the office. Truth be told I don't remember walking back to the lobby.
So this liberal, pink haired, acne faced, Prius driving, weekend warrior, PVC thrusting CUNT- pissed away a year worth of my rehabilitation and medication........
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I asked a few Posts ago as to how one finds the hate.
I did not have to look far.
Long story short my back is fucked up. No more than anyone else on here. I went to go seek a refill on my Percocet and Ambien prescription respectively. I am leaving the ARMY in about a month and wanted to be set before I embark on the rest of my life. So i schedule my appt, I show up and Lo and behold my provider has been switched. My Previous provider was a Ranger Tabbed CPT that has helped me pretty much get right over the course of a year. He knows me, knows my mindset and knows how my body reacts to different stressors and meds and what not.
I get my vitals taken and I get called back to my new provider's office. He is a she. SHE has bright pink dyed hair, rainbow socks on under her scrubs. I look around her office and a darkness envelops me.....
There is a sticker on her cabinet door. 3X5, barely noticeable to the untrained eye.
Pukie the motherucking clown.
She asks me to sit down. I sit and she asks what brings me in today? I explain to her a little backstory and that I was basically looking to refill my prescriptions before I leave- then I see another little gem.
A framed 4x6 picture of her and Couch.
I couldn't make this up if I tried gents............
She then begins to explain to me that she "Doesn't believe in giving out painkillers". That "I've seen opiate dependancy get very ugly"
At this point I'm fuming. I feel like Couch is laughing at me from the picture.
I ask sardonically "So you're saying i'm an addict?" To which she replies that she is required to brief patients on the hazards of pill dependancy yada yada yada. Now I am blocking her out.
The only parts I hear are " I think at this point the best option for you would be weight loss........wait for it................
Have you ever tried crossfit?
At this point I hear nothing......I just want the fuck out of the office. Truth be told I don't remember walking back to the lobby.
So this liberal, pink haired, acne faced, Prius driving, weekend warrior, PVC thrusting CUNT- pissed away a year worth of my rehabilitation and medication........
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Those Shoreline idiots read IGX like the Satanic Bible
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anyway...Master_Blaster wrote:A word on the Hate......
I asked a few Posts ago as to how one finds the hate.
I did not have to look far.
Long story short my back is fucked up. No more than anyone else on here. I went to go seek a refill on my Percocet and Ambien prescription respectively. I am leaving the ARMY in about a month and wanted to be set before I embark on the rest of my life. So i schedule my appt, I show up and Lo and behold my provider has been switched. My Previous provider was a Ranger Tabbed CPT that has helped me pretty much get right over the course of a year. He knows me, knows my mindset and knows how my body reacts to different stressors and meds and what not.
I get my vitals taken and I get called back to my new provider's office. He is a she. SHE has bright pink dyed hair, rainbow socks on under her scrubs. I look around her office and a darkness envelops me.....
There is a sticker on her cabinet door. 3X5, barely noticeable to the untrained eye.
Pukie the motherucking clown.
She asks me to sit down. I sit and she asks what brings me in today? I explain to her a little backstory and that I was basically looking to refill my prescriptions before I leave- then I see another little gem.
A framed 4x6 picture of her and Couch.
I couldn't make this up if I tried gents............
She then begins to explain to me that she "Doesn't believe in giving out painkillers". That "I've seen opiate dependancy get very ugly"
At this point I'm fuming. I feel like Couch is laughing at me from the picture.
I ask sardonically "So you're saying i'm an addict?" To which she replies that she is required to brief patients on the hazards of pill dependancy yada yada yada. Now I am blocking her out.
The only parts I hear are " I think at this point the best option for you would be weight loss........wait for it................
Have you ever tried crossfit?
At this point I hear nothing......I just want the fuck out of the office. Truth be told I don't remember walking back to the lobby.
So this liberal, pink haired, acne faced, Prius driving, weekend warrior, PVC thrusting CUNT- pissed away a year worth of my rehabilitation and medication........
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
How does the Dirt Diva run so much and still have such a bangin body?
:ponder
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protobuilder wrote:anyway...Master_Blaster wrote:A word on the Hate......
I asked a few Posts ago as to how one finds the hate.
I did not have to look far.
Long story short my back is fucked up. No more than anyone else on here. I went to go seek a refill on my Percocet and Ambien prescription respectively. I am leaving the ARMY in about a month and wanted to be set before I embark on the rest of my life. So i schedule my appt, I show up and Lo and behold my provider has been switched. My Previous provider was a Ranger Tabbed CPT that has helped me pretty much get right over the course of a year. He knows me, knows my mindset and knows how my body reacts to different stressors and meds and what not.
I get my vitals taken and I get called back to my new provider's office. He is a she. SHE has bright pink dyed hair, rainbow socks on under her scrubs. I look around her office and a darkness envelops me.....
There is a sticker on her cabinet door. 3X5, barely noticeable to the untrained eye.
Pukie the motherucking clown.
She asks me to sit down. I sit and she asks what brings me in today? I explain to her a little backstory and that I was basically looking to refill my prescriptions before I leave- then I see another little gem.
A framed 4x6 picture of her and Couch.
I couldn't make this up if I tried gents............
She then begins to explain to me that she "Doesn't believe in giving out painkillers". That "I've seen opiate dependancy get very ugly"
At this point I'm fuming. I feel like Couch is laughing at me from the picture.
I ask sardonically "So you're saying i'm an addict?" To which she replies that she is required to brief patients on the hazards of pill dependancy yada yada yada. Now I am blocking her out.
The only parts I hear are " I think at this point the best option for you would be weight loss........wait for it................
Have you ever tried crossfit?
At this point I hear nothing......I just want the fuck out of the office. Truth be told I don't remember walking back to the lobby.
So this liberal, pink haired, acne faced, Prius driving, weekend warrior, PVC thrusting CUNT- pissed away a year worth of my rehabilitation and medication........
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
How does the Dirt Diva run so much and still have such a bangin body?
:ponder
Not nice. It was an emotional rollercoaster...
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I'm sure being a member of IGx will help you over your pain pill problem, bro.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I'm sure being a member of IGx will help you over your pain pill problem, bro.
You sure? Didn't work out too well for this guy....
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Haha. Rant lost it after he was sent packing
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Totally.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I'm sure being a member of IGx will help you over your pain pill problem, bro.
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Bump.
.......Fuck Crossfit.
.......Fuck Crossfit.
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Wait, I'm not getting it...was this pink haired chick in the Army Muffin_Blaster? What options did/do you have? So you have been involved in a course of treatment for a period of time and it can change that quickly?
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Well I wasn't even going to mention this but MB's post provided motivation. I have a close personal friend, 60 year old female, that is having shoulder/rotator-cuff surgery this week because of...you guessed it! @Fit! And she's totally cool with it. Why? Her son is opening his own gym...of course he's taking a large portion of the membership of the gym he's been previously training at. And she's keeping it quiet about the surgery 'cause she doesn't want to scare any of the other older member off. She'll be teaching several classes for the older "athletes"! Sweet lady but I'm just stunned by this recent @fit shit. Husband is not involved, much. He's done some classes. When they have chatted me up about it I change the subject. We're good friends and I don't want to offend them but it's been hard not to engage them in serious conversation about this. I also believe they're heavily invested in the gym.
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Shapecharge wrote:Well I wasn't even going to mention this but MB's post provided motivation. I have a close personal friend, 60 year old female, that is having shoulder/rotator-cuff surgery this week because of...you guessed it! @Fit! And she's totally cool with it. Why? Her son is opening his own gym...of course he's taking a large portion of the membership of the gym he's been previously training at. And she's keeping it quiet about the surgery 'cause she doesn't want to scare any of the other older member off. She'll be teaching several classes for the older "athletes"! Sweet lady but I'm just stunned by this recent @fit shit. Husband is not involved, much. He's done some classes. When they have chatted me up about it I change the subject. We're good friends and I don't want to offend them but it's been hard not to engage them in serious conversation about this. I also believe they're heavily invested in the gym.
No fools like old fools. I know several mature broads whose shoulders have broken down in spectacular fashion because they took up CrossFit after age 55. Much to their chagrin, they can't pickup and hold their grandchildren anymore.
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Know a 54 year old woman...her husband has done awesome on cf training, lost a ton of weight, dropped 4 medications for high blood pressure and high cholesterol, and amusingly took first in his age group during a 5k where he beat all of his long time running coworkers, still makes and drinks beer.
She, however, just had shoulder repair surgery because of the same shit..she's in good shape, but her shoulders aren't resilient
She, however, just had shoulder repair surgery because of the same shit..she's in good shape, but her shoulders aren't resilient
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CHAMPIONS ARE DEFINED BY ADVERSITY TELL HER FUCK THE HATERZ SHAFShafpocalypse Now wrote:Know a 54 year old woman...her husband has done awesome on cf training, lost a ton of weight, dropped 4 medications for high blood pressure and high cholesterol, and amusingly took first in his age group during a 5k where he beat all of his long time running coworkers, still makes and drinks beer.
She, however, just had shoulder repair surgery because of the same shit..she's in good shape, but her shoulders aren't resilient

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They have the same needs, they jsut vary by degree.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Know a 54 year old woman...her husband has done awesome on cf training, lost a ton of weight, dropped 4 medications for high blood pressure and high cholesterol, and amusingly took first in his age group during a 5k where he beat all of his long time running coworkers, still makes and drinks beer.
She, however, just had shoulder repair surgery because of the same shit..she's in good shape, but her shoulders aren't resilient
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Shapecharge wrote:Wait, I'm not getting it...was this pink haired chick in the Army Muffin_Blaster? What options did/do you have? So you have been involved in a course of treatment for a period of time and it can change that quickly?
Excuse me while I whip this out....
Basically in the Army (I'm sure in other branches as well) your provider can change at the drop of a hat- especially if they are Active Duty. Based on where they are critically needed. I worked with a Captain over a year's time frame laying out physical therapy plans, medications to avoid. He actually ADVOCATED strength training as a form of rehab- movements like good morning's, GHR's, straight leg DL's. His only caution was to progress slowly. I would check in with him once or twice a month, he even helped me look for legit doc's and chiropractors in the area I am moving to.
To answer your question directly Shape no, she was a civilian. When I went to talk to her I had to go through the shit task of going through my medical history with her, the entire time she was reading through my treatments she was shaking her head. I knew it would not end well. I dramatized the bit about the Percs and Ambien. The reason it made me mad was because their are fools who will injure themselves just to get good drugs. I had the same bottle for both prescriptions for well over a year. To say I was abusing them would be an overstatement.
My anger came from two things- ONE, she completely dismissed the treatment plan of a doctor I trusted 100% who has BTDT in more shitholes than she can name. TWO. She was a fucking full-blown 'look at me I'm an edgy-cool-crossfitting doctor'
If I knew what she drove I'd light her car on fire.
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This motherfucker can stay!Master_Blaster wrote:Shapecharge wrote:Wait, I'm not getting it...was this pink haired chick in the Army Muffin_Blaster? What options did/do you have? So you have been involved in a course of treatment for a period of time and it can change that quickly?
Excuse me while I whip this out....
My anger came from two things- ONE, she completely dismissed the treatment plan of a doctor I trusted 100% who has BTDT in more shitholes than she can name. TWO. She was a fucking full-blown 'look at me I'm an edgy-cool-crossfitting doctor'
If I knew what she drove I'd light her car on fire.
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Dollars to donuts MB is Rant...or one of his more nuanced sock puppets. Not that this should influence your vote one way or another.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:Dollars to donuts MB is Rant...or one of his more nuanced sock puppets. Not that this should influence your vote one way or another.

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:Dollars to donuts MB is Rant...or one of his more nuanced sock puppets. Not that this should influence your vote one way or another.
Usually you are pretty good at Troll sniff'n Bad Wolf, but I don't think you are right this time.
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It is Runt.DARTH wrote:Usually you are pretty good at Troll sniff'n Bad Wolf, but I don't think you are right this time.Blaidd Drwg wrote:Dollars to donuts MB is Rant...or one of his more nuanced sock puppets. Not that this should influence your vote one way or another.
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