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Re: The couch thread

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When the two of you agree?

Rant.




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KNEEL TO YOUR GOD MOTHERFUCKERS!!!


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Bldd. Darth. Turdacious

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Fail......

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Rant seems to be having another meltdown on his nlog

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Rant seems to be having another meltdown on his nlog

Yeah. Last I read it was something along the lines of "Rant is swollen, beat down drunk yada yada..." Sad shit. I was absent when it happened but what was the incident that caused his final exile?
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Rant seems to be having another meltdown on his nlog
"nlog"?
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B is next to N on the keyboard. Shaf has fat fingers.

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Master_Blaster wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Rant seems to be having another meltdown on his nlog

Yeah. Last I read it was something along the lines of "Rant is swollen, beat down drunk yada yada..." Sad shit. I was absent when it happened but what was the incident that caused his final exile?
Nothing major, he just quit(at least with the Rant username) IIRC it was shortly after a period of being real nice so he could get advices for a push/pull meet
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OCG wrote:B is next to N on the keyboard. Shaf has fat fingers.
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Master_Blaster wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Rant seems to be having another meltdown on his nlog
Yeah. Last I read it was something along the lines of "Rant is swollen, beat down drunk yada yada..." Sad shit. I was absent when it happened but what was the incident that caused his final exile?
You tell us. And quit shitting on teh couch thread because you need attention.
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Turdacious wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Rant seems to be having another meltdown on his nlog
Yeah. Last I read it was something along the lines of "Rant is swollen, beat down drunk yada yada..." Sad shit. I was absent when it happened but what was the incident that caused his final exile?
You tell us. And quit shitting on teh couch thread because you need attention.
This. For. Fucks. Sake.

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Turdacious wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Rant seems to be having another meltdown on his nlog
Yeah. Last I read it was something along the lines of "Rant is swollen, beat down drunk yada yada..." Sad shit. I was absent when it happened but what was the incident that caused his final exile?
You tell us. And quit shitting on teh couch thread because you need attention.
Not nice at all.
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Rant seems to be having another meltdown on his nlog
Yeah. Last I read it was something along the lines of "Rant is swollen, beat down drunk yada yada..." Sad shit. I was absent when it happened but what was the incident that caused his final exile?
You tell us. And quit shitting on teh couch thread because you need attention.
This. For. Fucks. Sake.

Who the fuck pulled your goddamn chain?
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Could Rant really pull it off here with a sockpuppet without melting down? He's got too many tells. Maybe he really is smarter than all of us--which isn't saying much, with a few exceptions.

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Shapecharge wrote:Could Rant really pull it off here with a sockpuppet without melting down? He's got too many tells. Maybe he really is smarter than all of us--which isn't saying much, with a few exceptions.


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Shapecharge wrote:Could Rant really pull it off here with a sockpuppet without melting down? He's got too many tells. Maybe he really is smarter than all of us--which isn't saying much, with a few exceptions.
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Master_Blaster wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Rant seems to be having another meltdown on his nlog
Yeah. Last I read it was something along the lines of "Rant is swollen, beat down drunk yada yada..." Sad shit. I was absent when it happened but what was the incident that caused his final exile?
You tell us. And quit shitting on teh couch thread because you need attention.
Not nice at all.
You've never responded to subtle hints.
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Master_Blaster wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Rant seems to be having another meltdown on his nlog
Yeah. Last I read it was something along the lines of "Rant is swollen, beat down drunk yada yada..." Sad shit. I was absent when it happened but what was the incident that caused his final exile?
You tell us. And quit shitting on teh couch thread because you need attention.
This. For. Fucks. Sake.

Who the fuck pulled your goddamn chain?
You... making this entire thread into your personal rambling box. Makes me miss the days of Quack and that's saying a lot.

Contribute productively or go visit your crossfitting doc again.

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Jay wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Rant seems to be having another meltdown on his nlog
Yeah. Last I read it was something along the lines of "Rant is swollen, beat down drunk yada yada..." Sad shit. I was absent when it happened but what was the incident that caused his final exile?
You tell us. And quit shitting on teh couch thread because you need attention.
This. For. Fucks. Sake.

Who the fuck pulled your goddamn chain?
You... making this entire thread into your personal rambling box. Makes me miss the days of Quack and that's saying a lot.

Contribute productively or go visit your crossfitting doc again.
Wow, that was harsh.

Not the part about his @fitting doc who abruptly ended his pill dependency.

The part about Quack.
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Re: The couch thread

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Jay wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Rant seems to be having another meltdown on his nlog
Yeah. Last I read it was something along the lines of "Rant is swollen, beat down drunk yada yada..." Sad shit. I was absent when it happened but what was the incident that caused his final exile?
You tell us. And quit shitting on teh couch thread because you need attention.
This. For. Fucks. Sake.

Who the fuck pulled your goddamn chain?
You... making this entire thread into your personal rambling box. Makes me miss the days of Quack and that's saying a lot.




Contribute productively or go visit your crossfitting doc again.

Internet tough guy is tough.
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Master_Blaster wrote:
Jay wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Rant seems to be having another meltdown on his nlog
Yeah. Last I read it was something along the lines of "Rant is swollen, beat down drunk yada yada..." Sad shit. I was absent when it happened but what was the incident that caused his final exile?
You tell us. And quit shitting on teh couch thread because you need attention.
This. For. Fucks. Sake.

Who the fuck pulled your goddamn chain?
You... making this entire thread into your personal rambling box. Makes me miss the days of Quack and that's saying a lot.




Contribute productively or go visit your crossfitting doc again.

Internet tough guy is tough.
no, just stating an opinion. Nothing tough about that.


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Quack has been gone so long...

I miss him. I think I will go vaccinate my cellphone.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:Quack has been gone so long...

I miss him. I think I will go vaccinate my cellphone.
He has been gone long, but he was losing it at the end with his crazed hate.

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