Chimp versus UFC fighter?

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:04 am

So who would win? Assuming the chimp is muzzled. My wife and I were sport arguing about this while watching the NCAA Wrestling finals at the bar.

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:19 am

My money would be on the chimp ripping the UFC fighter a new asshole.

louburr · Post by **louburr** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:20 am

chimp

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:23 am

nafod wrote:So who would win? Assuming the chimp is muzzled. My wife and I were sport arguing about this while watching the NCAA Wrestling finals at the bar.

Wait, a whole thread on racism and you're asking this question here?

DARTH · Post by **DARTH** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:39 am

CHIMP OUT!

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:48 am

$50 bucks on the chimpanzee. $100 if it's my cousin Louis. He's fuckin psycho.

Holeyfraggaroley · Post by **Holeyfraggaroley** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:07 am

Chimp. It pull an arm off and beat him with it.

Bud Charniga's grape ape · Mon Mar 24, 2014 2:22 am

Chimp. Not close.

Schlegel · Post by **Schlegel** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:56 am

Chimp. There are some cellular differences in chimp muscle tissue that make them nearly an order of magnitude stronger than humans. The comment about ripping off a limb is about right.

DARTH · Post by **DARTH** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:08 am

They like to attack the nuts and have been known to rip them off of humans who pissed them off.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:43 am

Ok, I unleashed the GOOGLER on it and this nice picture of a chimp who got shaved for some reason. Dude is buff.

Bob Wildes · Post by **Bob Wildes** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 1:26 pm

Chimp unless the human is Dan Gable.

climber511 · Post by **climber511** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:22 pm

http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=1 ... 51,5173574

I know this guy pretty well (he lived 3 miles from me) and talked to him afterwords. He was a big tough man - had been around the block - but told me the chimp treated him like a chew toy - and there was nothing he could do about it. He said he had never felt so helpless. The comparison of strength was simply off the charts.

DrDonkeyLove · Post by **DrDonkeyLove** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:24 pm

nafod wrote:Ok, I unleashed the GOOGLER on it and this nice picture of a chimp who got shaved for some reason. Dude is buff.

Mr. Chimp is also bringing more to the party than a Gracie pedigree and solid ground and pound.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 3:37 pm

nafod wrote:Ok, I unleashed the GOOGLER on it and this nice picture of a chimp who got shaved for some reason. Dude is buff.

Holy fucking shit! I'm wagering ten grand on the chimp right now.

Who's setting this up? What's the venue?

Also, look at the size of his balls. There is a definite corration between ball size and output of savagery. He is one savage, ginormous-ball'd primate, and he's not to be fucked around with.

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:23 pm

nafod wrote:Ok, I unleashed the GOOGLER on it and this nice picture of a chimp who got shaved for some reason. Dude is buff.

My money is on whoever managed to shave this chimp.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 4:56 pm

Bob Wildes wrote:Chimp unless the human is Dan Gable.

or Hendo......

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:01 pm

Pinky wrote:
My money is on whoever managed to shave this chimp.

I was going to say the same thing.

DARTH · Post by **DARTH** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:04 pm

nafod wrote:Ok, I unleashed the GOOGLER on it and this nice picture of a chimp who got shaved for some reason. Dude is buff.

Yeah, but what's his Fran time?

$\:D/$ $\:D/$

TomFurman · Post by **TomFurman** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:11 pm

Bruno Sammartino fought an Orangutan when he was in his 20's for 25 bucks.

Cayenne · Post by **Cayenne** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:56 pm

nafod wrote:

"Bob, your work assignment for today is to shave the chimp."

TomFurman · Post by **TomFurman** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:04 pm

My mistake, 50 bucks...

"While working in construction in 1956, Sammartino wrestled an orangutan at a carnival. After taking much punishment, Sammartino punched the orangutan in the stomach and was disqualified by the animal's owner. Sammartino left the cage with swollen eyes and shredded clothes. Because of the disqualification, the owner refused to pay Sammartino the $50 he was promised for the match."

--Wikipedia

milosz · Post by **milosz** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:05 pm

The chimp seems to lack tree-swinging traps.

Bobby · Post by **Bobby** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:44 pm

With those arms he doesn`t need them.

Herv100 · Post by **Herv100** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:56 pm

Chimp probably 8 out of 10 times, the exceptions being when somebody like a Marcelo or Werdum manages to slip on a rear naked or a guillotine

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