Undeniable rules of life - break them at your own risk

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Will Rogers on aging:
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
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If you are going to be dumb you better be tough.
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You can prick your finger but you can't finger your prick.
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Keep an eye on your drink at all times.
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You can't cure stupid
Blaidd Drwg wrote:90% of the people lifting in gyms are doing it on "feel" and what they really "feel" like is being a lazy fuck.
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Never go full retard.
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Never buy anything that eats while you're asleep.
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If you talk about being "alpha," you're not and you're most likely a moron.
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Always stick your dick in crazy when the opportunity presents itself - but only once, wear a condom and go to a hotel or her place.
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Don't get uppity.
Don't act high toned.
Don't sass back.
Don't look Mr. Charlie in the eye.
Hide the watermelon seeds and rinds.
Blame LeRoy.
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Always cheat.
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Of his knowledge a man should never boast,
Rather be sparing of speech
When to his house a wiser comes:
Seldom do those who are silent Make mistakes;
mother wit Is ever a faithful friend,
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Garm wrote:Always cheat.
If you not cheating, you're not trying.
If you get caught cheating, you're not trying hard enough.
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Batboy2/75 wrote:
Garm wrote:Always cheat.
If you not cheating, you're not trying.
If you get caught cheating, you're not trying hard enough.
Along those lines...

Don't break the rules
If do you break the rules, don't fuck it up
If do you fuck it up, don't get caught
If do you get caught, don't whine
Don’t believe everything you think.
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I forgot to mention these previously...

When in doubt, eat the cookie.

Rules of marriage:
1. If Momma's not happy, no one's happy.
2. Refer to rule #1 for all rule conflicts.
3. There are no other rules.
Blaidd Drwg wrote:90% of the people lifting in gyms are doing it on "feel" and what they really "feel" like is being a lazy fuck.
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fat wimmen need lovin' too
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You can't buy class and you can't shine shit.
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Don't eat the big white mint.
Would you rather learn from Steve or Rif? Plus how many RKCs actually live in their cars and bathe in streams and shit?
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Don't squat with your spurs on.
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Don't pet a burning dog.
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It's not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face.
Would you rather learn from Steve or Rif? Plus how many RKCs actually live in their cars and bathe in streams and shit?
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seeahill wrote:Don't squat with your spurs on.
actually a pretty decent book
Blaidd Drwg wrote:90% of the people lifting in gyms are doing it on "feel" and what they really "feel" like is being a lazy fuck.
"A good man always knows his limitations..." -- "Dirty" Harry Callahan
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Be nice. Until its time to stop being nice. And then walk away.
Miss Piggy wrote:Never eat more than you can lift.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:fat wimmen need lovin' too

Just remember that they only get bigger as time goes by. Ride, but never buy.
Arms are the only true badge of liberty. The possession of arms is the distinction of the free man from the slave.

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, in practice there is.
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