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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:And to be completely honest, I'm super surprised there doesn't seem to be an IGx based seller.
I've actually thought the same thing. I know it's not hard to find here.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:And to be completely honest, I'm super surprised there doesn't seem to be an IGx based seller.

I'm not surprised.

Sweet Baby Gorilla Jeebus, have you seen how IGx'ers obsess over meaningless trivia like footwear, kettlebells, pushups and resistant starch? Can you just imagine the amount of handholding IGx's joos gooroo would have to do in order to cater to a bunch of over-the-hill has-beens and never-wases when it comes to stacks and cycles?
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:And to be completely honest, I'm super surprised there doesn't seem to be an IGx based seller.

I'm not surprised.

Sweet Baby Gorilla Jeebus, have you seen how IGx'ers obsess over meaningless trivia like footwear, kettlebells, pushups and resistant starch? Can you just imagine the amount of handholding IGx's joos gooroo would have to do in order to cater to a bunch of over-the-hill has-beens and never-wases when it comes to stacks and cycles?
I may be a has-been but I was a was once. I've worked out in a lot of gyms; from Jack's to Gold's and even some time spent at Bev Francis's place, and I've never had anyone come up and offer to sell me stuff. In my younger days, some folks just assumed I was using. (Must be my Lithuanian bloodlines....I'm descended from a long line of bad farmers who couldn't afford draft animals.) But I never asked either because I never trusted anyone to not be a rat and I was scared of all the hype (Lyle Alzado, etc..). Looking back, I wish I had tried something just to see what I could've done.

My son saw the light, recovered from @fit and went to a gym near his college and was approached within days. But he was also pulling more than the guy one weight class above him who won the last local meet.
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Cave Canem wrote:Must be my Lithuanian bloodlines....I'm descended from a long line of bad farmers who couldn't afford draft animals.
Fuck you guys and your big folks genetics. My scrappy Finno-Irish trash genetics have left me with a body that thrives on cheap booze and potatoes...and looks it.

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Dunn wrote:
Cave Canem wrote:Must be my Lithuanian bloodlines....I'm descended from a long line of bad farmers who couldn't afford draft animals.
Fuck you guys and your big folks genetics. My scrappy Finno-Irish trash genetics have left me with a body that thrives on cheap booze and potatoes...and looks it.
Meh, I have Russian and Irish and I can't eat potatoes or drink vodka.
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syaigh wrote:
Dunn wrote:
Cave Canem wrote:Must be my Lithuanian bloodlines....I'm descended from a long line of bad farmers who couldn't afford draft animals.
Fuck you guys and your big folks genetics. My scrappy Finno-Irish trash genetics have left me with a body that thrives on cheap booze and potatoes...and looks it.
Meh, I have Russian and Irish and I can't eat potatoes or drink vodka.
Maybe you're adopted.
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Dunn wrote:
Cave Canem wrote:Must be my Lithuanian bloodlines....I'm descended from a long line of bad farmers who couldn't afford draft animals.
Fuck you guys and your big folks genetics. My scrappy Finno-Irish trash genetics have left me with a body that thrives on cheap booze and potatoes...and looks it.
Everyone on both sides of my family is either an ogre or a midget: either 6 foot 4 and 300lbs or five foot nothing and 110lbs, both men and women.

Somehow my DNA split the difference and I came out extra-medium.
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you guys are all faggots. I am built like a god

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Jay wrote:you guys are all faggots. I am built like a god

lulz
So am I.... a skinny fat god who likes to drink and punch things.

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Dunn wrote:
Jay wrote:you guys are all faggots. I am built like a god

lulz
So am I.... a skinny fat god who likes to drink and punch things.
that is not a bad thing

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I was Dunn sized when I started taking things seriously.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I was Dunn sized when I started taking things seriously.
Haha. I was syaigh sized when I started taking thing seriously.

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Jay wrote:
Dunn wrote:
Jay wrote:you guys are all faggots. I am built like a god

lulz
So am I.... a skinny fat god who likes to drink and punch things.
that is not a bad thing
It has served me well enough.

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Jay wrote:you guys are all faggots. I am built like a god

lulz
Like Buddah?

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j-cubed wrote:
Jay wrote:you guys are all faggots. I am built like a god

lulz
Like Buddah?

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Nikki Carlin a crossfitter popped at USAW nationals for anavar and clen. This gal went 79/101 for a 180 total that put her 8th in the 75kg session, guess the var isn't doing a whole lot for her #-o

http://www.usada.org/us-weightlifting-a ... violation/

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the dude who severed his spine, Kevin whatever, was able to walk with a walker today...kudos.

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The fact that drugs aren't magic is a disappointing one.

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Hymen Asshole wrote:Nikki Carlin a crossfitter popped at USAW nationals for anavar and clen. This gal went 79/101 for a 180 total that put her 8th in the 75kg session, guess the var isn't doing a whole lot for her #-o

http://www.usada.org/us-weightlifting-a ... violation/
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Is she the one that got popped for Clen? Fucking clen?! GROSS?!

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People still take clen? Is it 1998 again?
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It's 2014.
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I can't wait to read this thread 10 years from now and all of the really really good @fit roid and growth hormone abuse train wreck pictures start to come out. When Nikki has a 6 inch clitoris and has a forehead like a drive in movie screen.
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^^Fucking gold right there. Hilarious.

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Shapecharge wrote:^^Fucking gold right there. Hilarious.
=D> =D> =D> yep.


What and how much somebody takes i am pretty neutral on. Have got my ass beat by folks who are on and have beat others taking the same stuff. If it is a non tested meet doesn't matter. But in a tested meet i have a problem with it, and not even that much with the losing. OK a little. The tacit acceptance of it even in a USADA monitored event is amazing. My last Men's Nationals i was the highest placer who got tested. The three guys above me i would lay odds at least one would have flunked. Don't remotely think i would have won, but the arrogance of the individual(s) and the tacit assistance of the USAPL pissed me off.

The issue with @fit is that they are selling that if you do their workout and eat like a caveman you will look like a dude or even more importantly a chick who competes in the Gaymes.

No. You. Won't.

The greatest threat to @fit is not guys getting paralyzed from asswipe programming or law suits from pukie or rhabdo victims, but the realization that you won't get there from here unless you visit the darkside. Again i have no problem with that if you are not competing in tested comp, but it is a mind melt for many.

A friend's wife reached out to me after seeing that. She is a ex-chunky housewife who loves @fit and has made nice progress in her first 8 months. My seeds of knowledge to be careful, mitigate risky workouts, and not go balls to the wall daily were ignored. Her thoughts were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.

She is really upset.

"There is no way i can look like that?"

"Well there is a way."

And as much as womyn are great at taking training coaching on movements and programming, they are the walking dead when it comes to diet, supplements, and "supplements".
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