Anybody seen any pics of ShariBaby lately? If a brother had to make a choice I would say B'boi made a good one. Plus all signs pointed to ShariBaby being batshit crazy which eventually kills the spirit of even the strongest of us.
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Still a better love story than Twilight.
Am I just horny or are B-Boi's tits are looking pretty good in that pic too.
They're fake.
"The biggest problems that we’re facing right now have to do with George Bush trying to bring more and more power into the executive branch and not go through Congress at all."
Was watching the Crossfit games in between commercials of the game last night. The Speed Snatch ladder might be the stupidest / most dangerous contest I have ever seen. Snatch a barbell, throw it down, hurdle the bouncing barbell and run to the next barbell which is heavier. One guy took it off the head when his arm collapsed.
Insane in a stupid way.
Oh the 5 rounds 12 deadlifts, 9 cleans and 6 push presses with 205 lbs. race is a disaster too. Seriously, 60 deadlifts in a 12 minute time frame?
Hanglow Joe wrote:Was watching the Crossfit games in between commercials of the game last night. The Speed Snatch ladder might be the stupidest / most dangerous contest I have ever seen. Snatch a barbell, throw it down, hurdle the bouncing barbell and run to the next barbell which is heavier. One guy took it off the head when his arm collapsed.
Insane in a stupid way.
Oh the 5 rounds 12 deadlifts, 9 cleans and 6 push presses with 205 lbs. race is a disaster too. Seriously, 60 deadlifts in a 12 minute time frame?
The sad thing is there are participants
Somebody is gonna break their neck...
"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.
"But even snake wrestling beats life in the cube, for me at least. In measured doses."-Lex
I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.
syaigh wrote:They look like a bunch of genetically disadvantaged (by that I mean ugly), strung out meth-heads. Or am I being mean?
i think the dog is ok looking. the 4 legged one.
Females who wear heels emulate the gait patterns of wounded and/or compromised prey and thus inspire males to heights of predatorial chasse-a-tude. - Robb Wolf
Not trying to defend them so please don't be hatin' on me but this is most likely a "group" workout where it is timed but they all share the workload. So the fastest guy runs the the 800, they split up the rest of the work amongst the group. I only know this because I have some friends who absolutely love @Fit and have told me about this type of workout. I swear this is some serious 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon shit right here...we all know someone or someone once removed that is fully and completely dedicated to @Fit. I've got five in my circle of friends.
It's still gayer than the time they all tied themselves to a car with ropes and pulled it around a track as a team and the little slow weak Asian girl almost got run over.
Kazuya Mishima wrote:It's still gayer than the time they all tied themselves to a car with ropes and pulled it around a track as a team and the little slow weak Asian girl almost got run over.
I loved that video more than the ones of cops tazing drunk guys on tractors.
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
There was a piece in Houstonia magazine this month about a dipshit who started crossfit, loved it, lost his job, so it was too expensive, then who goes back to it 6 months later, and it was some memorial day workout or something, and got rhabdo because he busted it out like he was still training, then quit again, but then went back to do crossfit carefully.
Houstonia is a terrible magazine, just utter pretentious shit. This was a terrible article, just utter pretentious shit.
I was in the Volvo dealer, it was the only way to kill some time.
Kazuya Mishima wrote:It's still gayer than the time they all tied themselves to a car with ropes and pulled it around a track as a team and the little slow weak Asian girl almost got run over.
That workout still runs a distant third to the softball throw which is bested by only by virtual shoveling.
Someone should make a "top ten gayest crossfit workouts evah" list
