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- Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:19 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
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Re: The couch thread
Wow, this thread is full of hate. I like it. It's punch line after punch line aimed at one of the fitness industry's most hateable people, and what makes it funny is that it's all true. Keep it up. Unfortunately, this post has probably put me on the CrossFit Moderator's watch list. If you were real...
- Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:13 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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- Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:00 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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Also, a rather sensitive faggot needs power rack advices... Hey there, Just wondering if anyone had any ideas to reduce the noise from a powerrack. I was thinking about getting a power-tech power rack and filling the metal tubing with mono-foam (insulating foam). There is a PowerRack of this make a...
- Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:59 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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Re: The couch thread
Gin Master wrote:ANYC before her CF days.
Are you sure that picture is not a vision from the future? Sent by a time travelling future igx'er to warn ANYC that she's one more bad breakup and a whole tray of jelly donuts away from the deep end?
- Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:57 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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The Shafpocalypse wrote:That would be the Wisdom of the Wildboarman.
It was certainly tough to keep all of the Ultimate Wild Manbeasts straight back then, but WildBoarMan was the first.
Monsieur Literary Lifter coined the word "Pussylegs," IIRC.
- Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:49 am
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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There's a filter on the P&B that turns "coach" into "caoch" which is bit of a tribute to an old, favorite troll, caoch petrino. Caoch Petrino was a real person, and had been called upon to mediate an Intarweb dispute. The troll was in such a hurry to register the username, t...
- Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:16 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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Shee-it, sistah. Look at dude's bio. He is a fucking lawyer and yet he doesn't know there's not a gawddamned thing he can do. It's not identity theft if you haven't been damaged. The real Steve is a douche, no doubt. It may not accomplish anything, but he can always follow in the footsteps of notab...
- Sat Feb 21, 2009 11:09 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
- Views: 12027912
Re: The couch thread
It's really the gift that keeps on giving.Joe wrote:Fuck this thread is a MACHINE!
- Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:31 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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Re: The couch thread
I just got done reading that MMA thread. They're all about the booty, not about the hate. Horny bastards. The booty is what brings us all together from all walks of life and training philosophies. Couch likes himself some big-ass tities, and I certainly can't fault him there. The biggest problem wi...
- Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:10 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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Re: The couch thread
You're a hero, wtfmate.
- Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:30 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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Re: The couch thread
There is absolutely no discussion of this anywhere on either the CF forum or the Pmenu forum's visible forums. I wonder if Dr. G feels like he's been thrown under a bus. Who's your buddy now, Dr. G?!?!? Yeah, because it would make perfect sense for the HNIC's to discuss this publicly with the rank ...
- Thu Feb 19, 2009 5:15 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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Re: The couch thread
Inside sources have indicated that the @fit rulling class is in a tail spin over this breech of security and how the sheeple will react to mod's blantant disdain of the paying customers. I thought that we already covered this. given how seriously @fit's HNIC's take themselves, I can only imagine ho...
- Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:23 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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S'truth, those private forum posts where Couch acknowledges that @fit is trying to end-run franchise statutes could well sink him if the matter goes to the courts.Gary John wrote: in the case of one forum, the FBI served a search warrant against our IP. The case if still pending.
- Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:03 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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The Shafpocalypse wrote:I agree.
Lynne Pitts was the first mod over there, and she set the tone as being dictatorial, adversarial, and malevolent from Day 1.
Like the HGRT's Webby, but with tits!
- Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:45 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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To be fair, it's hard to blame her stepfather. Really, how could he not?Fat Cat wrote:Thisssss.
- Thu Feb 19, 2009 3:36 am
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
- Views: 12027912
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given how seriously @fit's HNIC's take themselves, I can only imagine how they're handling those screencaps reaching the light of day.
- Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:42 am
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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I can't fucking believe Lynne Pitt's thought making "Gym Jones" a "***" on the board even happened. Holy fuck. Plus, what individual made those AVAILABLE. Jesus, major breach. When I try to download that file it tells me to log-in or use a compatible browser (I tried Firefox and...
- Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:03 am
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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Re: The couch thread
I love how she can't go five minutes without getting her picture taken without suffering withdrawl symptoms, as this picture clearly demonstrates.
- Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:32 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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Re: The couch thread
http://www.irongarmx.net/phpBB2/download/file.php?id=622 What workout warrants that much chalk? They tried to bake a cake. =D> Wow, I didn't even know that I had a chalk fetish until I saw that pic. BigTitsNYC has the sly smile of someone who knows exactly how many fingers she can fit into her frie...
- Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:50 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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Re: The couch thread
I only hate out of love.protobuilder wrote:LOL that's fucking harsh!
- Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:13 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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Re: The couch thread
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- Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:04 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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Re: The couch thread
Let's give it up for Couch. If it weren't for him, we'd be making fun of HITers or something, or maybe Dragondoor full time. It's true. The @fit forum is so reminiscent of the HardGayner Round Table circa 1998 that it's eerie. You've got all these nitpicking questions and answers from people who th...
- Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:15 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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Re: The couch thread
I just wanted to hand out a general tummy rub: the last dozen or more posts in this thread have been truly top shelf, and I think you all need to give yourselves a big pat on the back. Let the hate be unbroken!
- Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:46 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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Oh, look: http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/WoundedWarriors6-th.jpg Wheelchair athletes being coached by armchair athletes. Don't get me wrong, wheelchair athletes, whether racers or lifters or armwrestlers are all a bunch of badasses. It's just weird to see the blind leading the other-abled.
- Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:29 pm
- Forum: Free Speech Forum
- Topic: The couch thread
- Replies: 35142
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(I know it's sheer madness to try to be fair and balanced around here, but I am making an effort to be less snarky and mean. Thus, this post. ) While there is a hell of a lot of greasy bathwater in Crossfit, it seems like there might be a tiny baby or two hiding in there as well. Several Xfit peopl...