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For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

They were never worn because my precious angel just grew and grew and grew and before we knew it she just couldn't even get them on, my little snuggabug! And that's the whole story.

He was a racist, full stop. But, by championing the rights of criminal defendants to a fair trial, he may have done as much for black men as any other Supreme Court justice since Thurgood Marshall. I'm too lazy to do the research and I'm ignorant of law outside of speeding tickets and getting DWI's...

Very complicated man with a very complicated legacy as a jurist. Possibly the most influential American legal figure of the last...oh, twenty-five years or so. He was acerbic and combative in his opinions -- often needlessly so, to the point of alienating fellow justices who would have otherwise vot...

TerryB wrote:It's probably a good thing I don't have a medical license.

truer words...

I'm a lawyer not a doctor; representing yourself may get you some "fool for a client" jokes but is basically nbd.

Representing family, though, is firmly in That's A Terrible Idea wtf Are You Thinking territory

At first I thought you meant Dungeons and Dragons, and I was like, "Hell yeah"! Never mind. Me three. Or four. Or whatever. Outed geek here. I recently unpacked some boxes with my childhood stuff. Hundreds of dollars worth of hardback AD&D 1st and 2nd edition rulebooks. It looks like ...

At first I thought you meant Dungeons and Dragons, and I was like, "Hell yeah"! Never mind. Me three. Or four. Or whatever. Outed geek here. I recently unpacked some boxes with my childhood stuff. Hundreds of dollars worth of hardback AD&D 1st and 2nd edition rulebooks. It looks like ...

1) An argument between these two people started the couch thread; who were they?
2) What was it about?
3) Who was right?

seeahill wrote: 5. An Australian

I'm going to go ahead and guess that AussieLuke fits this.

nafod wrote:#yallqaeda
#vanilla Isis

I've also seen Yokel Haram, but that one's a little forced.

That's a real cool fairy tale you posted, Andy.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Lemmy lived longer than Bowie...who'da thought.

On the other hand,

Like his music or not, he was a colossus.

What percentage of attorneys lose their license each year, on average? Percentage? Dunno. Depends on the jurisdiction. In many states, the licensing authority (depending on where you are, it could be the state bar, or the state Supreme Court, or something else) is understaffed and overwhelmed. So f...

He said do whatever the hell you want, it takes 25 grand to start legal shit with someone. Unless of course your enemy is rich and crazy. And then you should watch your back. I would amend "rich and crazy" to just "crazy." Filing fees are not nearly that expensive, and if you're...

In many (all?) US jurisdictions, you can't place a lien on someone's property without a court order. It's not impossible to get a bullshit court order, but putting a lien on your house isn't as simple as just filing papers with the county clerk, or something. That said, there are innumerable ways th...

The term of art term we lawyers have for the sovereign citizen movement and their legal claims is nincompoopery.

Holland Oates wrote:mustache wax

hipster

My worst gift was a bottle of Pie Hole Pecan Pie Canadian whiskey/pecan pie liqueur.

that sounds fucking disgusting/like something fat chicks would drink at a hen party

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, degenerate racists all!

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Yelp is bullshit.

If he had simply put his daddy's money into a market fund he'd be much richer than he is today

So basically it's Game of Thlones?

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