Confessions of a Porn Addict

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Confessions of a Porn Addict

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http://www.confessionsofapornaddict.com/

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I'm watching this documentary on NetFlix now. I'm a half-hour in. I can't figure out if this is an elaborate joke of not. Here's the synopsis, it's hilarious-

TL;DR: dudes addicted to masturbating to pornography. Got caught jerking off in a video store and was arrested. Wife left him. Didn't want to go to jail because he was afraid he'd get gang-raped, so he made a confessional documentary -it's Canada, go figure :-P
A repentant porn addict enlists the aid of his filmmaker friend and his Porn Addicts Anonymous sponsor in hopes of convincing both the judge and his ex-wife that he's given up smut once and for all in this mockumentary featuring Kenny Vs. Spenny star Spencer Rice. Once upon a time, Mark Tobias (Rice) had a loving wife and a good job - but that all went away thanks to his all-consuming addition to hardcore pornography. Abandoned by his wife Felicity (Lindsey Cornell), who eventually got fed up with the competition, Mark subsequently fell into a downward spiral that culminated with his arrest for indecent exposure at a local video store. These days Mark is a member of Porn Addicts Anonymous. With the help of his sponsor Bob (Mark Breslin) and his filmmaker friend Dunx (Duncan Christie), Mark is doing his best to convince the judge that he's finally free from the grip of addiction. In order to conquer his demons once and for all, Mark sets his sights on the San Fernando Valley - the throbbing epicenter of the entire pornography industry. Later, an unlikely porn star dispatches Mark on an undercover mission into this porn paradise, where he comes face to face with not only his personal demons, but notorious smut peddler Rob Black as well.
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HOLY SHIT! He showed a photo of his ex-wife at a sex-addicts meetin and one o the other members recognized her and showed him a video of his wife!! Apparently she got hooked up with a local porn producer after she left him! This CAN'T be real!!

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Bro the discription even said it was a mocumentary.

If it was real that would be a fucked up bitch to leave the dude over porn and then make it himself. If it was real he should kill her.




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yeah, not my finest hour LOL I didn't actually read any of it, just copy pasta'd it into the thing. The entire time I was thinking "there's no way in hell this could be real" but it was so fucked up that I had a second thought- "this is too fucked up to be fake!"

And then I realized the joke was on me when he caught up to her at the bukakke shoot and they reconciled.

I'm an idiot sometimes ROFLMAO :toimonster:

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Its okay. At least you didn't go bald for Bieber. http://digitallife.today.com/_news/2012 ... -hoax?lite
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I can't believe I shaved my fucking head for nothing.

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syaigh wrote:Its okay. At least you didn't go bald for Bieber. http://digitallife.today.com/_news/2012 ... -hoax?lite
LMAO I saw that today. God 4-chan is awesome sometimes!

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