Jean-Claude Van Damme
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Jean-Claude Van Damme
I seriosly thought this guy would be dead by now, but you have to give the Muscle from Bussels his due. Most guys his age are pushing 300 lbs and look like a wet pile of dog shit.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10[/youtube]
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme
Surprised there was no Van Damage.
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Supposably done in one take. For a guy that is 53 and with the mileage Van Damme has piled on; not too fucking shabby.
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Have you watched JCVD? Great little movie. Funny and clever
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:Have you watched JCVD? Great little movie. Funny and clever
I just looked it up. I'll have to watch that.
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Hehpowerlifter54 wrote:Surprised there was no Van Damage.
Don’t believe everything you think.
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That was pretty clever.Blaidd Drwg wrote:Have you watched JCVD? Great little movie. Funny and clever
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Yes. I enjoyed that movie quite a bit! Check out this interview: http://www.theguardian.com/film/2012/au ... endables-2Blaidd Drwg wrote:Have you watched JCVD? Great little movie. Funny and clever
He talks about his own arrogance, The Expendables, drug habits, banging Kylie Minogue in Thailand, and blowing off The View and other JCVD promotions to stay in Thailand and take care of his dog "Scarface" who had a stroke. He seems to have had some serious ups and downs and is one of the few people that have been able to level off their tailspin and keep cruising.
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The rest of the acting in Expendables 2 was dogshit, as expected, but JCVD was great in it

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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme
Igor, an acquaintance of mine, almost beat him to death at a strip club quite a few years back.
He's a big-mouthed, midget cunt.
Must be a Republican.
He's a big-mouthed, midget cunt.
Must be a Republican.
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How diminutive is this split-meister ?cleaner464 wrote: ...midget...
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Wait, 5'10" earns midget status?
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Re: Jean-Claude Van Damme
The most impressive part is that those dudes are driving their semis in reverse.
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Another crazy volvo commercial similar to the one Van Damme performed in. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zXwOoeGzys[/youtube]
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I don't know about that. Supposedly it was filmed w/JCVD starting in a full split and then coming up as the trucks went forward. Then the actual footage after edit is played backwards. People were talking about this last night at a party I was at. Seems much more believable...........WildGorillaMan wrote:The most impressive part is that those dudes are driving their semis in reverse.
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The whole point of the commercial is you can drive semis with the Volvo system in reverse that precisely. It's incredibly difficult.rjudo wrote:I don't know about that. Supposedly it was filmed w/JCVD starting in a full split and then coming up as the trucks went forward. Then the actual footage after edit is played backwards. People were talking about this last night at a party I was at. Seems much more believable...........WildGorillaMan wrote:The most impressive part is that those dudes are driving their semis in reverse.
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Better, less retarded theory: They used a green screen.rjudo wrote:I don't know about that. Supposedly it was filmed w/JCVD starting in a full split and then coming up as the trucks went forward. Then the actual footage after edit is played backwards. People were talking about this last night at a party I was at. Seems much more believable...........WildGorillaMan wrote:The most impressive part is that those dudes are driving their semis in reverse.
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OCG wrote:Better, less retarded theory: They used a green screen.rjudo wrote:I don't know about that. Supposedly it was filmed w/JCVD starting in a full split and then coming up as the trucks went forward. Then the actual footage after edit is played backwards. People were talking about this last night at a party I was at. Seems much more believable...........WildGorillaMan wrote:The most impressive part is that those dudes are driving their semis in reverse.
Yes, the Reverse or Anti Occam's Razor theory!
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Chuck Zito?cleaner464 wrote:Igor, an acquaintance of mine, almost beat him to death at a strip club quite a few years back.
He's a big-mouthed, midget cunt.
Must be a Republican.

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It's on Showtime On Demand down here. Checked it out earlier today. Pretty fun flick.Batboy2/75 wrote:Blaidd Drwg wrote:Have you watched JCVD? Great little movie. Funny and clever
I just looked it up. I'll have to watch that.
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I read that it was all fake and that he was never even on the set.rjudo wrote:I don't know about that. Supposedly it was filmed w/JCVD starting in a full split and then coming up as the trucks went forward. Then the actual footage after edit is played backwards. People were talking about this last night at a party I was at. Seems much more believable...........WildGorillaMan wrote:The most impressive part is that those dudes are driving their semis in reverse.
It was on the Internet so obviously truth.
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Seriously... VD is 53 and still fit and hitting the marks. Why is that so fucking hard for people to give credit to?
He's been an asshole in his past and he's admitted it. That's called maturity.
As far as Chuck Zito or bouncers...... good luck with that. Right up there with trauma surgeons and para rescue.
Very cool commercial. Thomas Kurz in a split with a girl on his thigh 15 years ago claimed he could barely walk afterwards.
He's been an asshole in his past and he's admitted it. That's called maturity.
As far as Chuck Zito or bouncers...... good luck with that. Right up there with trauma surgeons and para rescue.
Very cool commercial. Thomas Kurz in a split with a girl on his thigh 15 years ago claimed he could barely walk afterwards.
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Tom, that's a serious man crush you're sporting there.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:Tom, that's a serious man crush you're sporting there.
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Arms are the only true badge of liberty. The possession of arms is the distinction of the free man from the slave.
I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.

I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.
