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Steve Rakow wrote:As for disparaging Coach, that is unfair. Coach is one of the more gracious people I've ever met. If you disagree with him, though, back up your position with facts and not attacks. If your way turns out to produce a more well rounded athlete, then CF will probably adopt that method.
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Jag Panzer wrote:I'm coming to the opinion that "across broad time and modal domains" is a crock of horseshit that Couch starts spewing after a long night at the bar.

Does that even mean anything if you're not high? I submit it does not.
On that note, what in the fuck does this:
It may intuit well that if you can pull a 250 pound deadlift...
even fucking mean? Can someone convince me that "It may intuit well" is a legitimate use of our native fucking language?

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couch wrote:Tim Patterson (Owner of T-Nation),

You've inspired me to fund a scientific test of your supplements! Which one would you like us to check out first? This could be big for you. Can you see it..."The Truth About T-Nation". (Really big smile)
It seems as if der couch has a distrust of supplements - that is until one of them sponsors his gaymes.


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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
couch wrote:Tim Patterson (Owner of T-Nation),

You've inspired me to fund a scientific test of your supplements! Which one would you like us to check out first? This could be big for you. Can you see it..."The Truth About T-Nation". (Really big smile)
It seems as if der couch has a distrust of supplements - that is until one of them sponsors his gaymes.
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check this broad's modal domain

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theoverman wrote:check this broad's modal domain

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Steve Rakow wrote:
As for disparaging Coach, that is unfair. Coach is one of the more gracious people I've ever met. If you disagree with him, though, back up your position with facts and not attacks. If your way turns out to produce a more well rounded athlete, then CF will probably adopt that method.
Isn't this their RRG lawyer? Couch dosen't want facts. Here is a fact, all of the "old" guys doing @fit have gotten no better. Greg A? Beast, but he has hit his peak. They top out and just stay there. Annie? Eva? I have never seen Pudding or Astro work out. Speal is a bodyweight freak, but where is he going to be next year? Fucking injured, or gone.
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how long till gaymes competitors start getting invited to the nfl combine?
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theoverman wrote:how long till gaymes competitors start getting invited to the nfl combine?
The NFL can't take chances on their athletes getting dominated.

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theoverman wrote:how long till gaymes competitors start getting invited to the nfl combine?
The NFL is far too specific to matter in the real world - what if Darren Sproles had to pull you out of a burning building? Hmmm? Well?

What is T.O.'s Fran time anyway?

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i think sproles repped 225 for 23 in the 2005 nfl combine. he can probably carry a horse out of a burning building. his fran time is what i'm interested in. pussy probably can't break 5 min AMIRITE @F LURKERS???
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33 guests as I opened this thread. That's a Christmas Party.

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Danny John wrote:33 guests as I opened this thread. That's a Christmas Party.
But is it functional across broad time and modal domains?

Only Couch knows for sure.


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Danny John wrote:33 guests as I opened this thread. That's a Christmas Party.
at least 15 of them are here for coco.

Hey Ganine, where you at girl? I know you're lurking up in here somewhere.
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Aww hell yea! A steal at only 46 dollars. You can't put a price on the look on sheer terror on peoples faces when they see you sportin this bad boy.

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i think they may be sold out of extra medium actually
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That shirt's missing the kidneys leaking out your asshole.

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Quack Attack wrote:NSFW...moar Coco for the lurkers:
http://vodpod.com/watch/1102975-coco-in ... photoshoot
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theoverman wrote:
Quack Attack wrote:NSFW...moar Coco for the lurkers:
http://vodpod.com/watch/1102975-coco-in ... photoshoot
dude.
I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
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Quack Attack wrote:NSFW...moar Coco for the lurkers:
http://vodpod.com/watch/1102975-coco-in ... photoshoot

Dude,
That NSFW shit ain't cool here. It's expected.

Nice save with the vid. For the love of god!!!!!
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Charismatic megafauna wrote:
Danny John wrote:33 guests as I opened this thread. That's a Christmas Party.
at least 15 of them are here for coco.

Hey Ganine, where you at girl? I know you're lurking up in here somewhere.
I think her screen name should be PODismyLOVEslave
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theoverman wrote: i think they may be sold out of extra medium actually
Fuck me I have not laughed that hard in a long time......... :prayer:
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theoverman wrote:i think sproles repped 225 for 23 in the 2005 nfl combine. he can probably carry a horse out of a burning building. his fran time is what i'm interested in. pussy probably can't break 5 min AMIRITE @F LURKERS???
According to couchlogic, @fitters can do what those in the NFL do, better. You know that bullshit that says you can't do what we do, but we can do what you do, and we can do what neither of us does better than you.

A real, "My dick is bigger than yours" argument that they throw out there without pulling down Eva's pants.
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Sofa King wrote:
theoverman wrote:i think sproles repped 225 for 23 in the 2005 nfl combine. he can probably carry a horse out of a burning building. his fran time is what i'm interested in. pussy probably can't break 5 min AMIRITE @F LURKERS???
According to couchlogic, @fitters can do what those in the NFL do, better. You know that bullshit that says you can't do what we do, but we can do what you do, and we can do what neither of us does better than you.

A real, "My dick is bigger than yours" argument that they throw out there without pulling down Eva's pants.
Funny you say that - Asstro is keen on claiming that "The Fitness Industry is a just one big dick measuring contest, and @fit are the only ones with rulers."

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