T200 wrote:Man, I have zero interest in sucking SEAL cock like most of the niggers on the net but this Caviston is fucking nice with the keyboard.
No doubt. Was Caviston a SEAL? Couch contends he is a civilian employee. Just because you're a PT stud who survives BUD/S' 70% attrition rate don't make you an expert on jack shit other than BUD/S, IMO.
Did not know John Brown was a SEAL. The man is physically average as fuck. Edit: as far as athletes go, that is.
Um, as far as ELITE ATHLETES go you mean? His superiority lies entirely in his dominance of other athletes. This is a truth divined through competition, not debate.
Gin Master wrote:I seem to remember Couch challenging Caviston to a shirtless deadlifting comp. I wish Caviston would stoop down to his level. It would look like the Chris Farley/Patrick Swayze Chippendale's skit.
Ya, he said he would do it for a charity event. Also while saying he would, he bashed the guy asking for the competition as a ghey person (or something to this effect and certainly much more eloquent. In his drunken fashion)
L-T, look about 7-8 posts above, I posted the "exchange"...
T200 wrote:Man, I have zero interest in sucking SEAL cock like most of the niggers on the net but this Caviston is fucking nice with the keyboard.
Same here. I've wrestled with a few of em. They were wiry as shit and didn't have any quit in em, but it was like fighting an angry triathlete. They could have gutted me with a knife, but that wasn't the game. Some of the older (larger, more experienced) SF guys are a different story. And Recon...I just worried about those fuckers trying to bite me.
Gin Master wrote:I seem to remember Couch challenging Caviston to a shirtless deadlifting comp. I wish Caviston would stoop down to his level. It would look like the Chris Farley/Patrick Swayze Chippendale's skit.
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
Clappies for the Farley/Swayze SNL skit comparison.
How much do I love strippers?
- An Original Song
I get on with life as a leader,
I'm a smart kinda person.
I like drinking and lying.
I like to contemplate gin.
But when I start to daydream,
My mind turns straight to strippers.
Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about strippers with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's gin making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Gin or...
Strippers?
I like to use words like 'gymnast' and 'modal.'
I like to use words about gin.
But when I stop my talking,
My mind turns straight to strippers.
Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about strippers with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's gin making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Gin or...
Strippers?
I like to hang out with shave astro and boney pudding.
But when left alone,
My mind turns straight to strippers.
Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,
I notice the way I think about strippers with a smile,
Curved lips I just can't disguise.
But I think it's gin making my life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?
Gin or...
Strippers?
I hate mark twight and josh hillis.
But I just think back to strippers,
And I'm happy once again.
I’m worried I might get big from lifting weights, so maybe I shouldn’t do CrossFit
That just won’t happen. Sure we lift weights. Almost every day; however, what you won’t see is day-in, day-out heavy lifting that requires your muscles to get big to lift the increased loads. Because our weightlifting is incorporated into overall conditioning, the high-rep sets mixed with the gymnastics and metabolic conditioning forces your body to become more lean and strong, not big and bulky. Our strict “lifting only” workouts are few and we mix these up throughout the program to help you develop strength and proper form.
The muscle heads seen in most gyms get that way by focusing too narrowly on bodybuilding and unnatural metabolic enhancing drugs. If you really want to get big, you'll have to bodybuild. And we don't do that. On top of that, you'll have to use steroids. And we won't tolerate that in our gym.
CrossFit, combined with a healthy diet, will allow you to lean out and get strong. Not big.
HAVE TO USE STEROIDS? That's a bold fucking statement. What about Greg A and Jason Kalipas?
That being said, there is a ton of anecdotal evidence to the contrary;
Yes I Have Balls wrote:This dude needs new shorts - his cock is poking out of these ones.
Ok, I might have thought the piss puddle from a few pages back looked like a dead squirrel, but that's clearly just the way sun/shadows hit the ground behind the girl, not any sort of rip in the shorts or anything.
Some lulz from the Castro Bar thread at pmenu, not sure how many of these peeps are posting here under aliases but there is some *** worthy shit here. http://cathletics.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4921
Craig wrote:Someone needs to market the Fat Fuck Bar...free 'not now, sweetheart' shirt included with every bar.
Gant Grimes wrote:You don't even have to order the Castro bar. It will simply show up in your gym, interrupt your training program, and leave without providing any positive benefit.
Jamie wrote:This is the only bar that can be transported from one level 1 to the next
a kid at the gym asked what a planche is and this is exactly what I told him, he almost cried.
Gant Grimes wrote:
You don't even have to order the Castro bar. It will simply show up in your gym, interrupt your training program, and leave without providing any positive benefit.
I know 2 things about Gant, and now I know 3
1) strong fucking guy
2) is couch crassmen's friend on FB
3) funny funny dude
Grandpa's Spells wrote:Caviston is the Director of Internets. It obviously helps when you're at the top of your field physically and professionally and the people criticizing you are a bunch of fucking idiots, but if I worked for CF I'd tell CF'ers to do @Fit a favor and stop fucking with Caviston, because every time they do he makes the CF community look like sub-retarded weaklings.
They are sub-retarded weaklings. And if any of you are lurking here, keep fucking with Caviston. This is better than anything on TV.
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Disengage from the outcome and do work.
l-tree wrote:
You are correct. It is Lisbeth. Photo courtesy of her husband. Perhaps he was tired of hearing her shit, and censored her. STFU and lift.
Grandpa's Spells wrote:Caviston is the Director of Internets. It obviously helps when you're at the top of your field physically and professionally and the people criticizing you are a bunch of fucking idiots, but if I worked for CF I'd tell CF'ers to do @Fit a favor and stop fucking with Caviston, because every time they do he makes the CF community look like sub-retarded weaklings.
Caviston has been owning his lessers on the US and UK C2 forums for years. His lessers over there were thoughtful and accomplished athletes.
@fit? Not so much.
When it comes to the C2 you could do much worse than doing what Caviston says without question. Glad to see he had broadened his horizons and the SEALs let him exert his considerable gifts for internet bitch slapping.
What happened to these people?????
look at this old post on the cf mesageboard:
The CrossFit community and message board have grown tremendously in the past year and that growth has spawned some of the best discussion on fitness and nutrition anywhere on the Net.
Our community here has reached the point in size and complexity where help is needed to control and manage this board so that it can continue to support discourse that is honest, civil, and useful.
The board's value derives from the contributions of the community, so Lauren and I have decided that the community should guide this board, not us. With that in mind we have chosen twelve people from among your numbers to manage the CrossFit.com message board in everyone’s trust.
There is little that could portend better for the CrossFit family than to have the judgment of these fine CrossFitters guiding and representing all of us:
Lynne Pitts
Brian Mulvaney
Mark Twight
Kelly Moore
John McCracken
Dave Werner
Dan John
Nick Nibbler
Ryan Atkins
Mike Minium
Robb Wolf
Dave Wood
Thank You,
Greg and Lauren Glassman
Love the answer:
Lynne is still a full-fledged moderator; Kelly does some of the moderating, more technical in nature. All of the others on that list have moved on from the moderation gig, most of them quite some time ago (like a couple of years ago). Last year around this time there was a recruitment of new moderators like Camille and Joshua who have taken on the task of moderating this Board. It's a very time consuming gig, rather thankless and certainly underappreciated.
Sorry to disappoint if your second post ever on this board was a search for some juicy story, but there's nothing more than maturation and evolution of a message board that's been up and running for many years.
--bingo
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Disengage from the outcome and do work.
