The couch thread

T200 · Post by **T200** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:36 pm

Sadly I have no knowledge of the French Canadian ladies.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:40 pm

T200 wrote:Sadly I have no knowledge of the French Canadian ladies.

You haven't been nearly murdered in a strip club until you've been nearly murdered in a Montreal strip club.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:44 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote: You haven't been nearly murdered in a strip club until you've been nearly murdered in a Montreal strip club.

A note has been made of this distinction. But please, do tell.

POD: I think anyone that has not been almost murdered by a chick has not lived life fully. Keep that in mind.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:52 pm

T200 wrote: POD: I think anyone that has not been almost murdered by a chick has not lived life fully. Keep that in mind.

This.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:56 pm

Fuck that. I like well behaved women and I won't hesitate to crack a bitch neck if its necessary.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:57 pm

T200 wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote: You haven't been nearly murdered in a strip club until you've been nearly murdered in a Montreal strip club.
A note has been made of this distinction. But please, do tell.

POD: I think anyone that has not been almost murdered by a chick has not lived life fully. Keep that in mind.

It's not really that much of a story: Frat road trip. There's always one fuckhead in every group that ruins it for the rest of you (it wasn't me this time). This chick is sitting on stage, legs split to either side of her. This guy Frizzly (I can't really call him a friend) who could always be counted on to go too far takes a Loonie ($1 coin) and with a snap of his fingers flings it like a ninja star and smacks her straight in the snapper with it, either a bullseye on her clit or close enough.

Our drunken laughter is cut short with a smash as she barrels off the stage into us, and somehow got her hands on a broken beer bottle en route, screaming at us in French and going after the guy who hit her. The bouncers were in there pretty fast, one wrestled her back, while the others grabbed us and hustled us out the door. No blood, amazingly. Frizzly was of course too dumb to quit and was yelling at the doorman threatening to go back in there and take them all on, her included, but the rest of us hauled him away to find a safer place to drink.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:58 pm

Fuck that. I like well behaved women and I won't hesitate to crack a bitch neck if its necessary.

On this we cannot agree.

Nice/sane girls are not for me.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:00 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
T200 wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote: You haven't been nearly murdered in a strip club until you've been nearly murdered in a Montreal strip club.
A note has been made of this distinction. But please, do tell.

POD: I think anyone that has not been almost murdered by a chick has not lived life fully. Keep that in mind.
It's not really that much of a story: Frat road trip. There's always one fuckhead in every group that ruins it for the rest of you (it wasn't me this time). This chick is sitting on stage, legs split to either side of her. This guy Frizzly (I can't really call him a friend) who could always be counted on to go too far takes a Loonie ($1 coin) and with a snap of his fingers flings it like a ninja star and smacks her straight in the snapper with it, either a bullseye on her clit or close enough.

Our drunken laughter is cut short with a smash as she barrels off the stage into us, and somehow got her hands on a broken beer bottle en route, screaming at us in French and going after the guy who hit her. The bouncers were in there pretty fast, one wrestled her back, while the others grabbed us and hustled us out the door. No blood, amazingly. Frizzly was of course too dumb to quit and was yelling at the doorman threatening to go back in there and take them all on, her included, but the rest of us hauled him away to find a safer place to drink.

This must be why THEY removed coins of usable value from circulation in the US.

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:33 pm

T200 wrote:
Fuck that. I like well behaved women and I won't hesitate to crack a bitch neck if its necessary.
On this we cannot agree.

Nice/sane girls are not for me.

A lady in public and a whore in bed.....

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:35 pm

Hebrew Hammer wrote: As is often the case, an independent association could save the system from imploding.

Are you saying this type of action could save the organization? If so, I will have to rethink this position.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:37 pm

l-tree wrote:
T200 wrote:
Fuck that. I like well behaved women and I won't hesitate to crack a bitch neck if its necessary.
On this we cannot agree.

Nice/sane girls are not for me.

Batshit crazy in both of 'em IMO.

Keep things RAW niggas.

wtfmate · Post by **wtfmate** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:01 pm

Fucking sidetrack tangent wankers. Keep on point.

These are the elite athletes you are supposed to be fucking commenting on.

Croatoa · Post by **Croatoa** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:03 pm

That guy on the right looks like a retarded hobbit version of the cunt from Matchbox 20.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:06 pm

wtfmate wrote:Fucking sidetrack tangent wankers. Keep on point.

These are the elite athletes you are supposed to be fucking commenting on.

http://www.crossfitatlanta.com/.a/6a00d ... c01970c-pi

Note the whiteboard over their shoulders that reads: "FLOGGING OFFENSES[sic]"

@fit and BDSM sure keep cropping up together, don't they?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:09 pm

Since I plan to not be online tomorrow if I can help it, Andro Friday is coming to you early this week.

Happy Fucking New Year

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_I4BBH1AtE2I/S ... /sntch.JPG

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:17 pm

WGM, you are one bad ass motherfucker when it comes to the andro.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:17 pm

Ed Zachary wrote:WGM, you are one bad ass motherfucker when it comes to the andro.

Thank you. I cruise the affiliate sites for andro broads so you don't have to.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:19 pm

Credit where it's due: here's a dude at @fit Vancouver squatting a legit 300x20.

Compare that performance with the median you see @fitters hold up as elite:

wtfmate · Post by **wtfmate** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:33 pm

That video is ruined by some fag with a jump rope.

His fucking ass butt winks on every rep past 3.

Some piece of shit walks in front of the camera.

That dude is going to suffer from injury, thanks for another great example of CF making itself out to be elite when they don't give a fuck about form and technique.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:46 pm

T200 wrote:
Fuck that. I like well behaved women and I won't hesitate to crack a bitch neck if its necessary.
On this we cannot agree.

Nice/sane girls are not for me.

Zackly. If she doesn't fight the lead rope, then that philly ain't worth riding.

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:03 pm

wtfmate wrote:That video is ruined by some fag with a jump rope.

His fucking ass butt winks on every rep past 3.

Some piece of shit walks in front of the camera.

That dude is going to suffer from injury, thanks for another great example of CF making itself out to be elite when they don't give a fuck about form and technique.

The minor butt wink is way over hyped. The only major flaw in his squat is that it looks like his knees cave in pretty good. Get him to drive those out and he's good to go.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:06 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:Since I plan to not be online tomorrow if I can help it, Andro Friday is coming to you early this week.

Happy Fucking New Year

charles bronson's twin sister?

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:08 pm

Attila the Hungry wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Since I plan to not be online tomorrow if I can help it, Andro Friday is coming to you early this week.

Happy Fucking New Year

charles bronson's twin sister?

More like Danny Trejo IMO.

theoverman · Post by **theoverman** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:15 pm

helluva posterior chain on this.

Fuzzy Dunlop · Post by **Fuzzy Dunlop** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:19 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:Since I plan to not be online tomorrow if I can help it, Andro Friday is coming to you early this week.

Happy Fucking New Year

No baby, keep holding the Buddy Lee Jump Rope

IGX

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