The couch thread

Zombomatic · Post by **Zombomatic** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:50 am

Hymen Asshole wrote: "If your measurement is larger than 6", 6 and a quarter, 6 and a half, even 7" that's acceptable but anything less than 6" is unacceptable"

That's what she said.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:55 am

Jonny Canuck wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote:http://pd.crossfit.com/games/video/G201 ... urp_HD.mov
The WOD explanation at 1:35
"If your measurement is larger than 6", 6 and a quarter, 6 and a half, even 7" that's acceptable but anything less than 6" is unacceptable"
You know someone is already asking if 5 3/4 is acceptable

5 3/4 is only 4.16% slop, so play on, I say.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:57 am

Jesus, could HQ or Glassman please hire a comedian to run that Pukie sockpuppet. Holy fuck. I think it's Saran. A comedian won't bill you $300 a post, either.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:04 am

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Jesus, could HQ or Glassman please hire a comedian to run that Pukie sockpuppet. Holy fuck. I think it's Saran. A comedian won't bill you $300 a post, either.

When it's a (presumed) comedic sockpuppet where does satire end and slander begin? That seems to be skating pretty close to the edge.

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:39 am

Serious question, are they really going to post videos of themselves doing burpees for seven minutes?

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:45 am

Yes folks, six inches barely has Katie cracking a smile

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Zombomatic · Post by **Zombomatic** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:53 am

You gotta love that the box behind her says "get fit or die trying"...sums up xfitter mentality in so few words.

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:57 am

Castro is such a fag
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq2gAPoZkhY[/youtube]

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 3:58 am

Fucking Castro's nipples are hard. Jesus Christ. That is the last fucking time I click on a video before WGM vets it for me.

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:05 am

He knew you were gonna watch it Shaf, those nips are for you

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:29 am

You gotta love that the box behind her says "get fit or die trying"...

I also like that the muay thai bag is buy the steel pole. I can imagine that injury.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:45 am

tough old man wrote:
You gotta love that the box behind her says "get fit or die trying"...
I also like that the muay thai bag is buy the steel pole. I can imagine that injury.

I think it's set up on some sort of a system with a track to slide the bags out, but I can't tell from the picture.

My old gym had an awesome setup that was invented by one of the students. He built it, sold a couple for like $10k, gave one to the school and I think got to train for free forever.

/drift

Dunn · Post by **Dunn** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:56 am

Zombomatic wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote: "If your measurement is larger than 6", 6 and a quarter, 6 and a half, even 7" that's acceptable but anything less than 6" is unacceptable"

That's what she said.

Yes! I'm safe by about half an inch.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:03 am

Dunn wrote:
Zombomatic wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote: "If your measurement is larger than 6", 6 and a quarter, 6 and a half, even 7" that's acceptable but anything less than 6" is unacceptable"

That's what she said.

Yes! I'm safe by about half an inch.

Wait. Where can we measure from?

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:52 am

That's a bad looking bitch, any more pix? Those thighs excite me.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:56 am

Hymen Asshole wrote:Castro is such a fag
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq2gAPoZkhY[/youtube]

Do any of those fuckers workout?

Beer Jew · Post by **Beer Jew** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:10 am

Ed Zachary wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote:Castro is such a fag
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq2gAPoZkhY[/youtube]
Do any of those fuckers workout?

For your question to have any validity we need to establish what your definition of ''workout'' is.

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:42 pm

Fat Cat wrote: That's a bad looking bitch, any more pix? Those thighs excite me.

Her name is Katie Hogan you'll have to do your own googlin' but here's the six inch video
http://pd.crossfit.com/games/video/Kati ... pee_SD.mov

chi · Post by **chi** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:43 pm

Zombomatic wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote: "If your measurement is larger than 6", 6 and a quarter, 6 and a half, even 7" that's acceptable but anything less than 6" is unacceptable"

That's what she said.

Confirmation required please Miss Jones.

The Ginger Beard Man · Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:50 pm

Fat Cat wrote:

That's a bad looking bitch, any more pix? Those thighs excite me.

You read my dirty mind.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:12 pm

chi wrote:
Zombomatic wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote: "If your measurement is larger than 6", 6 and a quarter, 6 and a half, even 7" that's acceptable but anything less than 6" is unacceptable"

That's what she said.
Confirmation required please Miss Jones.

$\:D/$

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:24 pm

Hymen Asshole wrote:
Fat Cat wrote: That's a bad looking bitch, any more pix? Those thighs excite me.
Her name is Katie Hogan you'll have to do your own googlin' but here's the six inch video
http://pd.crossfit.com/games/video/Kati ... pee_SD.mov

HQ in designing the opening WOD: "We need something that will be as boring on video in 7:00 as GS is in 10:00".

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:24 pm

What offers better reality TV than elite athletes competing in tests of strength, athleticism and wit with millions of dollars at stake?

@fit ? No, the NFL combine. Real athletes but just as boring as the gaymes.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:40 pm

She makes my crotch tingle.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:17 pm

Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote:
Fat Cat wrote: That's a bad looking bitch, any more pix? Those thighs excite me.
Her name is Katie Hogan you'll have to do your own googlin' but here's the six inch video
http://pd.crossfit.com/games/video/Kati ... pee_SD.mov
HQ in designing the opening WOD: "We need something that will be as boring on video in 7:00 as GS is in 10:00".

I was not bored my fren. Not bored at all.

IGX

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