The couch thread

[Kazuya Mishima]

Jillian... hottie

Getting a little loose with the language there, counsel.

[johno]

thrusters, knee to elbows, and skin the cats...all classic CF drills.

A recent ad for her show featured "renegade rows" w/a dumbell.
I don't know if Cooch has laid claim to that one...yet.

[Stillwater]

No but if they ever start doing burpies it's all over.

[Shapecharge]

Burpies done. Couple of episodes ago. In a muddy wet area. First to 100 I think.

[Crust Bucket]

Who in there right mind thinks it's a good idea for a 300+lb fatty to run sprints on a treadmill.

I don't but I think it's damn funny anyway.

[Kazuya Mishima]

That one bitchy little blonde trainer had the 300+ lbs fatties doing piggy back runs a couple of seasons ago.

Fatty go BOOM!

Literally.

[Crust Bucket]

That one bitchy little blonde trainer had the 300+ lbs fatties doing piggy back runs a couple of seasons ago.

Fatty go BOOM!

Literally.

Bwhahahaha.....I need to see some pix of that

[Kazuya Mishima]

That one bitchy little blonde trainer had the 300+ lbs fatties doing piggy back runs a couple of seasons ago.

Fatty go BOOM!

Literally.

Bwhahahaha.....I need to see some pix of that

Honestly, they try too hard to show what badass, bleeding edge trainers they are.

I've seen clips of the little blondie having a very large woman doing box jumps...BOX JUMPS. Now, it was only a 12 inch box, but her vert was about 2 inches so do the math.

Ummmmm, how does that burn fat?

[Shapecharge]

Evidentially Bill and I are the only ones that watch...they're still doing the piggy-back stuff, box jumps, boxing, sprinting, step-ups, etc. One thing you've got to realize is, these fuckers are locked down the whole time. Nobody's going to just walk for 10 hours a day...they've got to mix it up constantly to keep the contestants engaged and don't forget there's the entertainment factor here. They have gotten these people to lose tremendous amounts of weight.

[Crust Bucket]

Evidentially Bill and I are the only ones that watch

I guess so. I can't watch that shit, I see enough fat fuckers walking down PCH in black spandex shorts carrying 1lb. weights.

[Shapecharge]

Well let me clarify...it's not like I'm sitting there with a bowl of popcorn mesmerized but we tivo it and blow through it pretty quickly. The Jillian chick would fit in here...she doesn't put up with any bullshit and breaks it off in their asses pretty regularly. I think she might be into fisting...I get that vibe.

[Gin Master]

I think she might be into fisting...I get that vibe.

Camping trip?

[***]

I think she might be into fisting...

Isn't everyone?

[The Venerable Bogatir X]

Evidentially Bill and I are the only ones that watch...they're still doing the piggy-back stuff, box jumps, boxing, sprinting, step-ups, etc. One thing you've got to realize is, these fuckers are locked down the whole time. Nobody's going to just walk for 10 hours a day...they've got to mix it up constantly to keep the contestants engaged and don't forget there's the entertainment factor here. They have gotten these people to lose tremendous amounts of weight.

I cannot stand the show as all the fatties do is fucking cry. The men as much as the women. But my wife likes it and I otherwise dominate any evening TV time. Besides Allison's smoking hot, IMNSHO.

[Sofa King]

Evidentially Bill and I are the only ones that watch...they're still doing the piggy-back stuff, box jumps, boxing, sprinting, step-ups, etc. One thing you've got to realize is, these fuckers are locked down the whole time. Nobody's going to just walk for 10 hours a day...they've got to mix it up constantly to keep the contestants engaged and don't forget there's the entertainment factor here. They have gotten these people to lose tremendous amounts of weight.

I cannot stand the show as all the fatties do is fucking cry. The men as much as the women. But my wife likes it and I otherwise dominate any evening TV time. Besides Allison's smoking hot, IMNSHO.

Well, at least after sehe dropped the kid. I love looking at her; hate having to listen to her.

OK, can we get back to the hate/advice from Couch?

[Fat Cat]

200k is coming.

[Blaidd Drwg]

Stop your nasty.

Jillian looks like Eva T except she's got a smaller dick.

[WildGorillaMan]

This thread was really rocking at ~5000 posts, but now is kind of stalled. We need some serious hate to make the drive to 6000 worthwhile.

In other words, the opposite of this:

[WildGorillaMan]

I'll start.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0pG9uJn6gk

Have you ever seen a bigger bunch of ninnies in your life?

[Sassenach]

I think she might be into fisting...I get that vibe.

Camping trip?

Back off motherfuckers. Shape can violate all you manfuckers he wants, the lesbians are mine!

[sanchezero]

dude. there's only 2 of 'em. that is in no way a buncha ninnies.

this is a buncha ninnies...

[Fat Cat]

Check out Token on the bottom right.

[GoDogGo!]

Gang signs. Words fail me.

[Fat Cat]

And what kind of gweed douche wears a big gold cross to train in?

[tough old man]

ummm...all of em.