The couch thread

[Grandpa's Spells]

In fairness, it isn't easy to fathom how stupid people in Decatur are.

[TerryB]

Damn, some people really need a sense of self.

[Grandpa's Spells]

LMAO! Sig!

CrossFit Radio is Al Jazeera for kool-aid drinkers.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

I have mellowed wrt Garrett the last year or so. You have to first come from the premise that he's never been strong, will never be strong, and that this eats at his little naturopathic soul, so he has to come up with excuses for it.

Then you just kind of have to ignore every bullshit thing he says.

[***]

I have mellowed wrt Garrett the last year or so. You have to first come from the premise that he's never been strong, will never be strong, and that this eats at his little naturopathic soul, so he has to come up with excuses for it.

Then you just kind of have to ignore every bullshit thing he says.

Speak of the devil:
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=203595

[Shafpocalypse Now]

[Tuesday]

Crotch thinks that if he gets rid of specialization, he will remake the fitness industry and thereby save humanity.

He's clearly a closet communist.

[Gin Master]

Another example of acceptable public handstands.

[JamesonBushmill]

It's not even really worth it for me to post responses here anyway, when not everyone reading the article will be reading this thread. If you'd really need me to respond, go and post it to the comments on the article, then I'll do my best. Please know that the comments are moderated, but as long as you don't put up anything too vulgar, I'm not going to stop you from posting.

I respect the amount of time you put into writing that whole thing, and as much as i love reading long shit with people pontificating, that article was just way too long and verbose.

at least when titsnyc prattles on, she has the curtesy to throw in some titty, and some ass shots. I suggest you put little breaks between the paragraphs, and use pics of various crossfit tarts to break up the monotony.

You should also try to bone that "kate" who commented on the thing.

http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874717961204564822

She does CF, odds are she puts out.

[Sofa King]

=D> =D> =D>

[WildGorillaMan]

Another example of acceptable public handstands.

Caption: "Ah yes, you like? Is very nice, yes? For you, today, because you are my friend, you may have this for only fifty dinar, and that is cutting my own throat!"

[POD]

A sore ass and nuts?


He must have hit himself in the crotch while doing one of his 300 16kg kettlebell swings for the workout.

Nope.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... %20bathtub

I just want to say the tits and camel toe were a welcome sight coming back from the weekend.

1. Couch is a piece of shit. The Garrett stuff was the latest character assassination led by his attack dogs (Bingo is a bitch and always has been). I like how Garrett said he wasn't going out like Josh Hillis (the poor bastard). And fuck Couch for challenging him to a "debate" on CF Radio. How about he debates Shaf on IGX Radio?

CrossFit Radio is Al Jazeera for kool-aid drinkers.

2. Patrick, you can't be completely horrible if you've renounced Couch. That's a big first step. We don't need to eat our young here, but I'd invite you to sit back, read a lot, ask questions, and learn. It's ok to be wrong, especially at your age. I gave all my lawn mowing money to Joe Wieder when I was a teenager. Realize you're going to repeat the mistake-making process a few more times. You just haven't been in the game long enough to "know" anything.

3. Patrick and BOTO, why do people in your generation (especially refugees from the @Fit boards) use their real names? What's happened to shame. I know you guys are the youtube generation, but you'd be mocked a lot less if you tried to be anonymous. I don't think the name "bitch tits" has been taken.

"Dogs in the tub?" Who thinks of these things?

1. Now it possibly could be worked out that if Garrett agreed to Couch's challenge that Garrett could just hand over the conference call number to Shaf. I'm not sure what Couch would do upon realizing he's not speaking to Garrett, but it has the potential to be funny.

2. Thank you for tolerating my youth. Life's a learning process.

3. I find that the use of real names normally leads to a more civil discussion - people aren't as willing to talk shit when everyone knows who's saying it. With anonymous postings, you get stuff like this, which while hilarious, doesn't really seem right: http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=41081 (I'm not sure if this ever popped up here - still working my way through this thread from the start.)

Another example of acceptable public handstands.

Chick on the right is obviously grabbing ass.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

We'd have a hoot of a time. We'd chat away like old pals. I'd ask some funky questions, and he's give me some real answers and we could talk some good shit about each other, etc, etc.

[Stayfq]

Haven't posted here in a while; just read through bout 60 pages of shit that I missed.

I work at a gym, and get to watch a few crossfitters work out.

Favorite moment: Crossfitter completes set of kipping pull ups. Gym stares in horror/disbelief. Crossfitter dons smile of superiority, knowing that they've just worked in a modal domain unbeknownst to the layman watching them.

I think I'll go super trooper on one of these guys next and see how many times I can throw "modal domain" into our conversation. Shooting for 10.

"Meow what is so funny?"

[WildGorillaMan]

I actually feel bad bagging anyone about their lifts, but come on.

Why are all these faggots so pleased to be photographed putting fuck all overhead?

http://www.rarecrossfit.com/.a/6a00e554 ... 580970b-pi

Not to mention how quick they are at handing out reacharounds for deadlifting <1 plate.

http://www.rarecrossfit.com/.a/6a00e554 ... 97d970b-pi

The 300 workout: NAP TIME.

http://www.rarecrossfit.com/.a/6a00e554 ... 37b970b-pi

On P&B we have the rule: no posting/talking about @fit dudes and workouts without posting pictures of @fit trim.

[T200]

Forum:

Consistency is the key, but it means actually hitting the wods consistently.
Time of day is another variable that should be used, just like all the other variables, in order to Increase Work Capacity Across Broad Time and Modal Domains.

They actually insisted on this at the lvl1 cert.

[Anon]

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[T200]

Also, this:

Were not a cult. We're a militia. We'll wakeup one day soon and the WoD will say "Storm city hall: for time" - David Meverden

And look: A faggot

And look: A soon-to-be-army of faggots

[Grandpa's Spells]

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> ROFL!!!!

[Crust Bucket]

Also, this:

Were not a cult. We're a militia. We'll wakeup one day soon and the WoD will say "Storm city hall: for time" - David Meverden

About the only thing they've left out is a faith healer, I wonder if Benny Hinn is available?

[Tuesday]

Also, this:

Were not a cult. We're a militia. We'll wakeup one day soon and the WoD will say "Storm city hall: for time" - David Meverden

About the only thing they've left out is a faith healer, I wonder if Benny Hinn is available?

Don't you know, BackFat on Zone is magic. It makes you impervious to disease and injury, and heals all ills.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

I'm glad they are going with the skulls and bones motive like my Diesel Crew homies.

[Gin Master]

The 300 workout: NAP TIME.

http://www.rarecrossfit.com/.a/6a00e554 ... 37b970b-pi

Why is the guy with the Leonidas starter kit fucking that barbell?

[Sofa King]

Also, this:

Were not a cult. We're a militia. We'll wakeup one day soon and the WoD will say "Storm city hall: for time" - David Meverden

And look: A faggot

And look: A soon-to-be-army of faggots

There must be a glory hole in that keg.

Or does it say, "Pay your respect here?"

[Sofa King]

fucking double post.