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i have never been to a certification and i am sure that the instruction i would get there would be beneficial for myself and my clients, but being that i decided a year ago that i didn't want to be a trainer anymore and stopped training clients altogether, it would frankly be a waste of money. i think you and i are in the same boat here the difference being that you don't pay for any of your certifications, not with money anyway.

Allison, I have to say that your grand standing knows no bounds. Your immature vision of thiking the world hangs on your every whim and opinion is getting more than old and your 15 minutes of fame have long been extingushed. Time to move on.

maybe if allison had made a seedy video in some no-name hotel talking about how embarrassed she was about the size of her breasts while standing in her BRA, you would have understood her point more clearly. you have made it obvious to the entire community and (congratulations) the whole world, that flicking your thong at a guy while giggling and proclaiming "sex sells!" is what fitness means to you.

This latest rant of yours is over the top and is based on nothing other than your whimsy and fantasy for comparison and is mere apples and oranges. Some one needs to tell you to go away and shut up. Oh - that was done when you were kicked out of AZ and Cali, but still you continue this crap. Does it not matter to you that you are nothing but a joke when spoken of in CF circles. Reading most of your crap on the internet that you spew like so much wisdom it appears you have no understanding of the real world - and those that are tired of hearing you utter any words where CF is concerned.

Allison, I have to say that your grand standing knows no bounds. Your immature vision of thiking the world hangs on your every whim and opinion is getting more than old and your 15 minutes of fame have long been extingushed. Time to move on.

It is obvious you really do not have your heart in the right place where CF is concerned. You boast and brag about all your accomplishments and CF feats and most of them are lies. I have reports from NY that a 95 pound thruster gives you trouble and yet you speak of doing OHS at 180, your laughable. And now you bring up this elements comparison and tear down the CF level one cert. What a joke. You certainly are not representing NY or The Black Box well by any standard.

You are no expert, you have no real life experience, nor do you have ANY real coaching expereience to speak of worht substance. You got some free certs and have barged your way into far too many events and then do nothing but distract and piss people off.

This latest rant of yours is over the top and is based on nothing other than your whimsy and fantasy for comparison and is mere apples and oranges. Some one needs to tell you to go away and shut up. Oh - that was done when you were kicked out of AZ and Cali, but still you continue this crap. Does it not matter to you that you are nothing but a joke when spoken of in CF circles. Reading most of your crap on the internet that you spew like so much wisdom it appears you have no understanding of the real world - and those that are tired of hearing you utter any words where CF is concerned.

I feel sorry for those in NY who have to put up with your crap.

AllisonNYC
I see no need to meet you. I've seen too much of you on the net already. I just don't understand why someone so concerned with the training doesn't actually work as a trainer herself. Given your enormous talents and exposure. Why do you feel the need to criticize people who make their living doing Crossfit which you claim to love. Nobody criticizes you for the way you do your job whatever that is.

If they love you so much in AZ (and the training so superior) why don't you go back there? Leave us alone on the east coast.

Tune in next week for another exciting webisode of "See You Next Tuesday: The AllisonNYC Story"

Next week we learn which Crossfit Hottie AllisonNYC has a crush on. We will learn her thoughts on everything from training to eating to where are the best places to do pullups on scaffolding. Find out what she ate and how much she overhead squatted.

Find out which trainers are legit and which ones are lame. Find out if you should be training with a PVC pipe or a 65# barbell. Which Level Cert is right for you? AllisonNYC will tell you. Should you have insurance? Ask AllisonNYC!

stosh wrote:Why all the hoopla? $300 to see Allison's elements sounds fair.

Shaf wrote:Ironically, that's a different Allison.

HAHAHAHAH.

Grandpa's Spells wrote:

Shaf wrote:Ironically, that's a different Allison.

HAHAHAHAH.

No, dingletits replied in the comments section and people were flaming her.

Shaf wrote:I think they'll fuck more than the gorilla too.

GoDogGo! wrote:Shaf's post brings me to a point I've been mulling: namely, that I think the @Fit hate is overblown.