GoDogGo! wrote:
Only if I could swing complete anonymity, for the purpose of taping and youtubing it.
Word, Mr. Dog, word.
The guy who pulls this off will be an INTERNET GOD!
It shouldn't be that difficult. All you need beside ripped abs and cert money is a bottle of Tanqueray and a fistful of rubbers. Tribal tattoos and backwards hat-wearing is encouraged.
Better double up. She is a human petri dish by now.
Consider this gem from her blog.
BooHaa said...
keep slutin' dat booty 4 da wigga
September 10, 2008 1:43 PM
AllisonNYC said...
I'm not sure I know exactly what that means but it sounds good!
I'll take your advice.
But I'm pretty sure "wiggas" don't listen to metal.
September 10, 2008 6:19 PM
I'm finding this shit infinitely fascinating. From checking out that Shari chick's blog she's around 8-9 years older than the dude that split but there's no doubt she really dug him...every other post on her blog is about this guy. Now far be it for me to get on a brothers case for gettin' some ass but damn, sounds like he went on that trip with her and her kids came back and said "later" and then split with the ANYC chick...that's harsh. But, you never know the whole story until you've walked that mile in another man's shoes. I could be wrong but good lookin', kind, thoughtful, loyal chicks are hard to find and he just kicked one to the curb for an attention seeker with limited attention span and big tits. Awesome.
Shapecharge wrote:I'm finding this shit infinitely fascinating. From checking out that Shari chick's blog she's around 8-9 years older than the dude that split but there's no doubt she really dug him...every other post on her blog is about this guy. Now far be it for me to get on a brothers case for gettin' some ass but damn, sounds like he went on that trip with her and her kids came back and said "later" and then split with the ANYC chick...that's harsh. But, you never know the whole story until you've walked that mile in another man's shoes. I could be wrong but good lookin', kind, thoughtful, loyal chicks are hard to find and he just kicked one to the curb for an attention seeker with limited attention span and big tits. Awesome.
poor b-boy, couldn't hang with a woman that was prettier than him,
Brandon will tire slapping ANCY's tities out of the way so he can look at his own abs....
.to the curb she will go....
"He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that." JS Mill
Shapecharge wrote:I could be wrong but good lookin', kind, thoughtful, loyal chicks are hard to find and he just kicked one to the curb for an attention seeker with limited attention span and big tits. Awesome.
Shari is basically the 39-year-old version of ANYC. They're both nuts AFAICT. They both spout off about their personal lives on the Internet, both post pictures of themselves in their underwear dying for attention while talking about how silly it is, and both air their dirty laundry to millions of strangers. Allison is just earlier on the chaotic relationships/substance abuse problem/stripping/couple kids/recovery/new age "spiritual" finding onself nonsensical continuum of wackiness than Shari is.
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
Shapecharge wrote:I could be wrong but good lookin', kind, thoughtful, loyal chicks are hard to find and he just kicked one to the curb for an attention seeker with limited attention span and big tits. Awesome.
Shari is basically the 39-year-old version of ANYC. They're both nuts AFAICT. They both spout off about their personal lives on the Internet, both post pictures of themselves in their underwear dying for attention while talking about how silly it is, and both air their dirty laundry to millions of strangers. Allison is just earlier on the chaotic relationships/substance abuse problem/stripping/couple kids/recovery/new age "spiritual" finding onself nonsensical continuum of wackiness than Shari is.
Couldn't have said it better myself. I still don't understand why people want to write about their personal lives and air their dirty laundry.
Mickey O'neil wrote:Couldn't have said it better myself. I still don't understand why people want to write about their personal lives and air their dirty laundry.
I don't either, but let's not look the gift horses (no pun intended) in the mouth.
TROY, you are right...didn't see that but now that you've said it it's so fucking obvious that I wasn't even thinking that angle. I do feel sorry for the Shari chick tho. This whole xfit lifestyle is interesting. How does this chick make a living? Teaches a xfit class or two does some personal training and makes zone meals for people...fuck sign me up. This shit I'm doin' is killing me. I hate to see divorced ladies with kids move a bunch of guys through the kids life...the movin' in, setting up shop, then breaking up/moving out shit has got to wreak havoc on the kids.
BROKENHEARTED CHICK IN SANTA CRUZ, CA IS IN DEPERATE NEED OF DICKIN' DOWN. ANY AND ALL IGx OPERATORS IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY ARE HEREBY ORDERED TO TRACK HER ASS DOWN AND THROW SOMETHIN' UP IN HER. WE CANNOT, I REPEAT, CANNOT TAKE A SECOND POEM. THAT IS ALL.
Oh shit. I'm listening to the new Metallica offering right now. Thankfully their lyrics neutralize that crappy poem or I'd have to carve my face off. Please, make it stop.
I don't get too attached to the ladies in my life. Being in the 951st meant always being on the go - never knowing where tomorrow would take you. I've met women from Perth to Prague, but never let my heartstrings get attached. It's a tough world out there. You learn to ignore emotion and just do your job.
Sounds like this chick let herself get bamboozled by some roided up loser with a mohawk. She fell for a mimbo and got what she deserved. I don't see what she's so surprised about. The guy could tattoo "douche" on his forehead and cover himself in vag rinse and it still couldn't make him look any douchier than he already does. He's sittin' on top of the Mt Everest of douchebagosity. He's like the Yoda of douchebags - Aspiring douchebags search him out to learn his douche wisdom.
Bad Poet wrote:He is fierce in my dreams seizing my guts,
He floods me with dread.
Soaked to his soul, he swims in my eyes by the bed.
Pour myself over him,
Moon spilling in,
And I wake up alone.
And I wake up....alone...
Jeezus Tapdancing Christ. Please someone answer the Bat Signal in SC and sex her up.
Difference between Sheribaby and ANYC?
Two words: Trust fund. B-boy knows what side his toast is buttered on and who has the most butter.
Besides that, dude wore a wallet chain with basketball shorts. That's just fucking wrong.
WGM wrote:Fall off a chinup bar, drop a barbell on your head, or piss yourself at the bottom of a squat and the Internet will never forget you.
i sorta read the poem...hard tho; all i could think of was the school bully in Grosse Point Blank, drunk off his ass, reading his poetry to Martin in the hallway. that ridiculous pause the stuck in there at the end - 'and i wake up...alone.'
oh, boooohoooooo-hoooohoooooo
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
