The couch thread

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:13 am

Joe wrote:That contribution may exempt you from the FSF initiation rite.

NEVER!!!

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:40 am

You heard the man, get posting.

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:15 pm

wtfmate wrote:Hello all.

I was the one who originally posted that file. I was the one who took the screenshots.

I did not hack the CF forums, I was accidentally given access to the hidden forums by one of those lovely moderators who don't follow their own rules.

It serves them right that they sit around and talk shit about the people on the site yet enforce a completely different standard outside of their little private area.

Fuck em, if they didn't want shit public they wouldn't put it on a forum, hidden area or not. The hypocritical BS the majority of the mods spout is beyond belief sometimes.

FWIW, I don't have that access anymore, so please don't ask me to go digging again.

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:10 pm

You're a hero, wtfmate.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:05 pm

wtfmate wrote:Hello all.

I was the one who originally posted that file. I was the one who took the screenshots.

I did not hack the CF forums, I was accidentally given access to the hidden forums by one of those lovely moderators who don't follow their own rules.

It serves them right that they sit around and talk shit about the people on the site yet enforce a completely different standard outside of their little private area.

Fuck em, if they didn't want shit public they wouldn't put it on a forum, hidden area or not. The hypocritical BS the majority of the mods spout is beyond belief sometimes.

FWIW, I don't have that access anymore, so please don't ask me to go digging again.

You deserve an IGX bronze star. Well done.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:09 pm

GoDogGo! wrote:
Jezebel Jones wrote:
MarcoFP wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote:
Jake Patrick wrote:These jerk moderators have their secret little room from which they can police people
Thank the Baby Bejeezus that IGX has never had, does not have, and will never have any such thing. Right?
No, every mod here openly calls you a pussified knitting lesbian.

Point of order: lesbians don't knit.
Another point of order: If anyone were to offer me access to say, a secret IGX forum, I would decline to participate on the grounds that IGX is supposed to be about openness and transparency and such cuntish behavior has no place here.

You qualifying anything as "cuntish behavior" is the epitome of irony.

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:50 pm

Gonna call bullshit on the claim. Before I accept it, need something besides "it was me".

I meant to give Greg Glassman about the whole thread. Just want to sit down with him, watch him drink a few beers and mend fences. I figure about a case or so in, he might just get coherent.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:31 pm

The Shafpocalypse wrote:
I just got done reading that MMA thread. They're all about the booty, not about the hate. Horny bastards.

The booty is what brings us all together from all walks of life and training philosophies. Couch likes himself some big-ass tities, and I certainly can't fault him there.

The biggest problem with @fit is their dogmatic assertion that they're superior over broad bootal domains.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:10 pm

My favorite idiot statement, which caused otherwise highly inteliigent people across the whole Crossfit phenomena [TO NOD THEIR HEADS AND SAY "IT'S ALL SO CLEAR NOW!"], was when coach started talking about areas under a curve being "fitness" then rotating that curve around the axis, and that three dimensional space was "Crossfit"

Damn, that was fucking funny.

I mean, it's an opinion plus scientifical calculifical mumbo jumbo. Jesus.

The Real Rant · Post by **The Real Rant** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:13 pm

Behold! @fit mumbo jumbo.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:17 pm

Caption:

"....and the titties must be this shape AND size..."

LiftHeavyShit · Post by **LiftHeavyShit** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:29 pm

The Shafpocalypse wrote:Caption:

"....and the titties must be this shape AND size..."

=D>

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:40 pm

Edit: Bump

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:46 pm

OR:

"....and when we rotate around this axis we get BIG ASS TITTIES!"

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:54 pm

The Shafpocalypse wrote:OR:

"....and when we rotate around this axis we get BIG ASS TITTIES!"

GENIUS!
Nay, SUPERFUCKINGGENIUS!

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:50 pm

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:11 pm

If Couch's coffee mug could talk:

Fuzzy Dunlop · Post by **Fuzzy Dunlop** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:01 pm

browsing the @fit board today for discussion on the recent moderator forum breach brought up this retarded thread
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=41140
Best quote, "Obama is too skinny to be a @fitter"

oddly, no discussion of security breach was found, purged already?

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:12 pm

So coop, was that you defending W in that thread?

And why was that thread sent to the Bucket? There are far better examples of inane posting over there.
This reinforces the "hair-trigger" rep those MOD's got.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:16 pm

Sofa King wrote:So coop, was that you defending W in that thread?

And why was that thread sent to the Bucket? There are far better examples of inane posting over there.
This reinforces the "hair-trigger" rep those MOD's got.

And WTF is "too skinny to be a CrossFitter" mean?

stosh · Post by **stosh** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:19 pm

Check the dood who said pancakes are a cheat meal.

Any dood who has 'cheat meals' is kweer.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:22 pm

Gin Master wrote:
Sofa King wrote:So coop, was that you defending W in that thread?

And why was that thread sent to the Bucket? There are far better examples of inane posting over there.
This reinforces the "hair-trigger" rep those MOD's got.
And WTF is "too skinny to be a CrossFitter" mean?

Crossfitters range from obese alcoholics like cooch to skinny meth heads like dirt diva's no 13 mila..............

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:27 pm

stosh wrote:Check the dood who said pancakes are a cheat meal.

Any dood who has 'cheat meals' is kweer.

werd.
His waxing rhapsodically over chocolate chip pancakes was classic.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:42 pm

stosh wrote:Check the dood who said pancakes are a cheat meal.

Any dood who has 'cheat meals' is kweer.

I disagree. I designate a couple of meals a week to enjoying any old crap, and the rest of the time I WFR it. I don't see why that's effeminate for someone who needs to watch their weight.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:47 pm

Fat Cat wrote:
stosh wrote:Check the dood who said pancakes are a cheat meal.

Any dood who has 'cheat meals' is kweer.
I disagree. I designate a couple of meals a week to enjoying any old crap, and the rest of the time I WFR it. I don't see why that's effeminate for someone who needs to watch their weight.

Not effeminate. Gay. I have cheat meals, too, but the concept is gay (in a hetero kinda way).

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