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Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue May 26, 2009 3:10 am

becoming far less socially inept

Nice! Congrats!

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue May 26, 2009 3:11 am

Patrick Donnelly wrote: becoming far less socially inept

Amazing.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue May 26, 2009 3:13 am

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Patrick Donnelly wrote: becoming far less socially inept
Amazing.

Fucking astonishing, really.

Hey, Pod...just curious. Do you drive?

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Tue May 26, 2009 3:30 am

Patrick Donnelly wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Patrick Fitzgerald, I didn't pull up anything, I just made the obvious Quatto/penoris joke. Try to keep up, please.
My bad. Misread the name I saw on the quotebox on an earlier post. Been tired as fuck for the past week.

Why did you say "Patrick Fitzgerald?" I actually knew a Patrick Fitzgerald back in high school. He was a douche, but a funny douche. I didn't get along with him too well during Freshman year, but by Senior year we were cool with each other. It might have had something to do with me quitting video games, starting to lift, becoming far less socially inept, and putting 50lbs on my twiggy frame.

jesus, dude. who cares about your Tony Robbins like life...

Kraj · Post by **Kraj** » Tue May 26, 2009 4:13 am

POD = Rant

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Tue May 26, 2009 4:15 am

Who is Gerald Fitzpatrick?

POD · Post by **POD** » Tue May 26, 2009 5:00 am

The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:It's funny that you don't know, Pod.

I figure that the name mix-up joke is to suggest that all Irishmen are the same, but I'm not sure.

Yes, I do drive, by the way.

PC Polar Circle Person · Tue May 26, 2009 10:49 am

Please drive somewhere else.

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Tue May 26, 2009 3:49 pm

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So Meth Calves get his 15mins of @Fit fame and now crazy is stuck rubbing against a tree to get off? Where are the enviromentalists on this?

Kraj · Post by **Kraj** » Tue May 26, 2009 4:57 pm

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So Meth Calves get his 15mins of @Fit fame and now crazy is stuck rubbing against a tree to get off? Where are the enviromentalists on this?

Imagine seeing that as you're jogging through the woods.

I'd shit myself thinking it's some cracked-out forest fairy and run for my life. This is how legends like Bigfoot begin.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Tue May 26, 2009 5:17 pm

Kraj wrote:POD = Rant

POD= Who cares

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Tue May 26, 2009 5:30 pm

Kraj wrote:Imagine seeing that as you're jogging through the woods.

I'd shit myself thinking it's some cracked-out forest fairy and run for my life. This is how legends like Bigfoot begin.

That's what I was thinking. Unfortunately for me I'd probably run so damn fast and far, both of my lungs would jump out of my chest and I'd die on some sandy dirt path and not be able to tell the tale.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Tue May 26, 2009 8:09 pm

Y'all are gay if you wouldn't at least take a run at it.

chi · Post by **chi** » Tue May 26, 2009 8:23 pm

This prowler flu shit going on over at elitefts, did start right after Dave Tate visited Crossfit didn't it? Coincidence?

Holy Cow · Post by **Holy Cow** » Tue May 26, 2009 8:33 pm

chi wrote:This prowler flu shit going on over at elitefts, did start right after Dave Tate visited Crossfit didn't it? Coincidence?

Please explain. Include links.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Tue May 26, 2009 8:48 pm

Coach Burgener wrote:You win competitions with the clean and jerk.

Um, sorry, Coach, but know your audience.

1) these guys don't compete in shit

2) you don't win shit with the average Cultfitter jerk of 135-185.

Link

chi · Post by **chi** » Tue May 26, 2009 9:04 pm

Jacob wrote:
chi wrote:This prowler flu shit going on over at elitefts, did start right after Dave Tate visited Crossfit didn't it? Coincidence?
Please explain. Include links.

Tate gets into bed with Couch, shortly afterwards Elitefts start requesting readers send in videos of trainers puking after using the prowler

http://www.elitefts.com/documents/prowler_flu.htm
http://asp.elitefts.com/qa/default.asp?qid=96762&tid=

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Tue May 26, 2009 9:09 pm

Chinewbie, choadsuck that he is, is of course fabricating in an attempt to ingratiate himself.
Prowler flu has been going on since before couch even invented the gin and rhabdo gimlet.

prowler flu is just a catchy name for one suprising side effect of sled pushing that is slighly different from sled dragging, in that things are going along swimmingly and then you need to sit your ass down.

right. fucking. now.

pretty much everyone who's ever pushed it a little has worn their lunch as an accessory, but this is a mark of shame for most, not pride.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Wed May 27, 2009 4:16 am

Patrick Donnelly wrote:Why did you say "Patrick Fitzgerald?" I actually knew a Patrick Fitzgerald back in high school. He was gay as shit. I didn't get along with him too well during Freshman year, but by Senior year we were hammering each other's asses.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Wed May 27, 2009 4:22 am

Couch is a fat slob fucking drunk.
Pass it on.

POD · Post by **POD** » Wed May 27, 2009 6:15 am

chi wrote:Tate gets into bed with Couch, shortly afterwards Elitefts start requesting readers send in videos of trainers puking after using the prowler

http://www.elitefts.com/documents/prowler_flu.htm
http://asp.elitefts.com/qa/default.asp?qid=96762&tid=

The third sign of the apocalypse.

(The first being Tate's presentation at a CrossFit cert, the second being the T-Nation guy attending and reviewing a CrossFit cert.)

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Wed May 27, 2009 1:28 pm

Patrick Donnelly wrote: The third sign of the apocalypse.

(The first being Tate's presentation at a CrossFit cert, the second being the T-Nation guy attending and reviewing a CrossFit cert.)

Thanks for spelling that out...

POD · Post by **POD** » Wed May 27, 2009 2:46 pm

Damien wrote:Thanks for spelling that out...

No prob, man.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed May 27, 2009 3:21 pm

I don't know if there's a cure for your faggotry, but it wouldn't hurt to check out bodyrock.tv with Zuzana (aka adult star Susana Spears).

http://www.spearsfever.com/

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed May 27, 2009 4:06 pm

Gin Master wrote:I don't know if there's a cure for your faggotry, but it wouldn't hurt to check out bodyrock.tv with Zuzana (aka adult star Susana Spears).

http://www.spearsfever.com/

=D> =D> =D>

IGX

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