IGX

Mickey O'neil wrote:Who was talking about George Noble and what did you say? Who is this guy?

I may have figured out who RyanH is. Maybe.

I'm not sure why I posted these questions cause I don't really give a fuck about this shit. FagFit sucks and the people who follow it are mindless idiots.

GDG called him a pussy a few posts back, try and stay on top of things. Mario- approve this little fuckwad. BOTO will take you camping if you get it done tonight.

That thread is full of so many fucking contradictory statements. Whatever happened to couch's claim that @fit will get you to a 700 pound deadlift? Apparently it was originally intended to create high level powerlifters, but after it didn't, @fit shifted towards a pussified version where it doesn't claim to do anything except make you more "fit" (really, I still don't understand WTF that really means).

POD wrote:My last post got me thinking.

cunt,

what you do does not qualify as thinking.

shut the fuck up, truly, until you reach puberty.

POD wrote:I'm not just wildly thrashing about, hoping to improve my times in Cindy, Nancy, and Shaquita.

That is the closest you are ever going to get to being in a woman.

Dan, I've found the actual performers don't post on the Cultfit boards. It's mainly the zombies who've never been athletes on any level and are just so psyched to be training to be "elite."

You know I love ya and the whole T-bag bullshit is what turned me against Cultfit (and many of my friends as well) but you don't owe those douchebag anything. And the current crop of Cultfitters probably don't even know who you are or all you sacrificed to make Cultfit better.

POD, quit your gawddamned naval gazing and pseudo intellectual bullshit. Quit defending yourself from posts elsewhere on this fucking thread you needy fucking cock.

You know I kind of respected your choice to remain abstinent, until you started broadcasting your fear of the greatest thing on the face of the earth i.e. the Poontang, like you were fucking evangelizing. Just fucking quit being a needy bitch. You need to embrace your hate. Embrace your rage and quit fucking trying to reason with someone who isn't fucking there.

You want to be respectful and debate a topic do it with someone who will actually respond or with someone who is a respected athlete, even if it is a hobbyist, and quit fucking talking to your fucking imaginary Cultfit friends.

Every fucking snide comment on other boards are not about you, you fucking needy fucking douche nozzle.

Damn it kid you need to get laid.

I recommend a fat girl. No one worships a cock like a fat girl. Especially since they don't know when they'll get the next one.

Perhaps the finest post I have ever read, Ed. This is the "Supersize Me" of our generation.

Ed Zachary wrote:Dan, I've found the actual performers don't post on the Cultfit boards. It's mainly the zombies who've never been athletes on any level and are just so psyched to be training to be "elite."

You know I love ya and the whole T-bag bullshit is what turned me against Cultfit (and many of my friends as well) but you don't owe those douchebag anything. And the current crop of Cultfitters probably don't even know who you are or all you sacrificed to make Cultfit better.

POD, quit your gawddamned naval gazing and pseudo intellectual bullshit. Quit defending yourself from posts elsewhere on this fucking thread you needy fucking cock.

You know I kind of respected your choice to remain abstinent, until you started broadcasting your fear of the greatest thing on the face of the earth i.e. the Poontang, like you were fucking evangelizing. Just fucking quit being a needy bitch. You need to embrace your hate. Embrace your rage and quit fucking trying to reason with someone who isn't fucking there.

You want to be respectful and debate a topic do it with someone who will actually respond or with someone who is a respected athlete, even if it is a hobbyist, and quit fucking talking to your fucking imaginary Cultfit friends.

Every fucking snide comment on other boards are not about you, you fucking needy fucking douche nozzle.

Damn it kid you need to get laid.

I recommend a fat girl. No one worships a cock like a fat girl. Especially since they don't know when they'll get the next one.

/\/\/\ THIS /\/\/\

Fatties will gobble the knob.

Welcome to Androgen Friday. A fairly tame offering to start with.

"IGx" is now a filtered word on the CrossFit boards. Why didn't they do it earlier?

DeFranco just had his version of the Gaymes. Word is his guys were just afraid to show up and get embarrassed by real eliters at Cooch's event.

Okay my fellow soldiers of hate I'm out for the next week.

Keep up the good work and make me proud.

Dude! Happy Andro Friday!

So in the video Tate says O-lifters shouldn't do deads and vice-versa. Does @Fit exempt you from that because elite trumps all?

CultBuster wrote:So in the video Tate says O-lifters shouldn't do deads and vice-versa. Does @Fit exempt you from that because elite trumps all?

@Fers aren't O-lifters or PLers. They are far superior to those suckers that compete in real sports.

WTF! Is she shitting a ball? What is right about this? The fugly form is worse than the shemales!

CultBuster wrote:
WTF! Is she shitting a ball? What is right about this? The fugly form is worse than the shemales!

That picture is photoshopped as hell. But why?

[edit]: Looking at the pic again, it may have simply resized very poorly.

TGI-Andro-F!


And this one's good:

@FJ wrote:In this series on the deadlift, Tate offers a simplified approach. Pick the bar up. More specifically, he says, stay on the heels, shoulders start over or behind the bar, lean back, and stand up. Sumo style is better for some. His language reflects his time in the gym.

If I read this right, I can drop a ton of F-bombs, shit, pussy, etc., and that characteristic means I've spent a ton of time in the gym? WTF does cussing have to do with time spent in the gym? If that correlation is true, what gives couch the right to cuss so damn much?!?

Resident Quack wrote: If that correlation is true, what gives couch the right to cuss so damn much?!?

Cuz he feels he's an elite asshole, and he's privileged or at least feels that way from all the Tanqueray his poured down his fat gullet with a raised pinky.

HEY COOCH FUCK YOU AND YOUR MINIONS, YOU FAT SLOB, LIMP WRISTED, LIMP DICK, WEAK ASS PUSSY

I just got back from a week's vacation, and was going to post the same thing DannyJ posted about only newcomers posting to that thread.

Ed makes a good point. However, for every crossfitter in any competition there are 5 people who beat him who've train conventionally.

Nobody wants to be mediocre and middle of the pack except @F.

Of course, I read only the last page, and then I have to catch up on the hate.

Fucking POD...jesus, man. I don't know what to tell you, but your weak sauce is getting weaker. How many nocturnal emissons do you have a week? It's ok to fear the poontang at first, at least until you get your first taste of it. I mean, you'll be walking around all day smelling your mustache and fingers, except you'll actually have a real mustache, not the peach fuzz most of us had when we first ate at the y.

Pleasing a woman is catabolic.

Who says you have to please her?

T200 wrote:Who says you have to please her?

You've got to lick it before you stick it. If you don't want to lick it, and only want to stick it, you clearly have low T levels and your babies will be water-headed.

Brandon Oto wrote:Pleasing a woman is catabolic.

Is that your excuse?


At least I've got a legitimate reason.

POD wrote:

Brandon Oto wrote:Pleasing a woman is catabolic.

Is that your excuse?


At least I've got a legitimate reason.

The only thing worse than your self-absorbed paranoia, fear of poon, and general faggotry, is your lack of a sense of humor.

Obviously you go oral with your Priest because your ass is wound entirely too tight.

POD will eventually succumb to the pressure, and he'll do like a softball player does when her teammates repeatedly call her a dyke: He'll let a couple of frat boys double team him on a pool table at a house party while one of the ~30 spectators films it for a YouTube audience.