The couch thread

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Pavel hit that shit.

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Edit for preposted content - bad form I know.

FUCK!
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room for one more?

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fatbastard wrote:Hot off the press.
Update
By Robb Wolf | December 15, 2009

We received communication last night from CF Legal that our affiliate license was to be terminated today. Greg Everett (Catalyst Athletics) received the same notice.
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Posted December 15, 2009 at 3:56 pm | Permalink
John-
You’d have to look in the affialite section to see the reasonaing, I’m not going to re-post it here. Given the total picture it is, ridiculous.
We need a mole on the affiliate forum, step up IGx brother, I know you are out there, just forward screen shots to other IGxers to post for you, just watch out for screen shots that include time stamps, or content that would allow them to track down when the screenshot was made, or you too can kiss your @fit status goodbye.

Edit: Strange no chatter on the @ssfit forum that I can find at glance, do you suppose the mods have completed their conditioning of the cult members?
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(21:20:11) ***: man, those guys at irongarm are obsessed with allisonnyc
(21:20:21) ***: A2 as i know her cuz she was the 2nd allison at the gym
(21:20:50) Pat: Oh, right, you've probably actually met her, haven't you?
(21:21:01) ***: : yeah
(21:21:03) ***: : trained with her
(21:21:19) ***: : I've touched those breasts, on accident or when she's shoved them into my arm
(21:21:32) Pat: Oh, that was no accident.
Conversation held over AIM just now; anonymized for privacy.

Edit: But wait there's more...
(21:26:20) ***: I bet
(21:26:26) ***: they are nice tits
(21:26:35) ***: although they are like way too fucking big
(21:26:50) ***: like I'm sure if that top came off during sex she would give me a concussion with those things
(21:26:53) ***: but they are soft
(21:27:32) ***: this is an assumption but she will flirt with almost anyone
(21:27:47) ***: kinda wish I tried to hit it while she was still around
(21:28:07) Pat: *comment from POD you wouldn't care to read*
(21:28:14) ***: lol
(21:28:17) ***: yeah I know
(21:28:19) ***: just speaking freely
(21:28:29) ***: different head speaking
(21:28:36) Pat: lol
(21:28:54) ***: its true
(21:29:10) ***: she uses her boobs to get around I'm sure
(21:29:18) ***: I know of 2 people who used to "date" her
(21:30:40) ***: no, but they probably are fueling the thread with A2 information possibly
(21:30:45) ***: one of them REALLY hates her
(21:30:54) ***: told us she cost him his job at a gym
(21:31:36) ***: she pretty much sleeps with people, holds them "ransom," by either saying they will tell wife/girlfriend or ruin their career if they were workign together
(21:31:38) ***: stuff like that
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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though they are like way too fucking big
Your friend is clearly an even bigger fag than you are, POD.
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You can't see me.....

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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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jerry. it moved.

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http://www.performancemenu.com/forum/sh ... tcount=130
They remove my access to the Affiliate section of the board, restrict my account and moderate my comments even though I've always played by their rules in their house and never violated the AUP and then they've the gall to send me a Renewal Email. ROTFLMFAO.

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well done ganine.
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Two more offerings from the liar of L. Ron Hubbard. With disciples like these I know why the couch has been recruiting from his own stock. To quote legions of douche bags on the comments page, "Thanks Couch!"
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Botototo wrote:http://www.performancemenu.com/forum/sh ... tcount=130
They remove my access to the Affiliate section of the board, restrict my account and moderate my comments even though I've always played by their rules in their house and never violated the AUP and then they've the gall to send me a Renewal Email. ROTFLMFAO.

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I think you missed her best quote (below the photo):
I've never had to pay to be fucked before and I sure as hell ain't starting now. (Maybe a few decades from now.)

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I was just trying to figure out how to post that picture.

We get lots of luv in that thread.
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lasalle wrote:
Botototo wrote:http://www.performancemenu.com/forum/sh ... tcount=130
They remove my access to the Affiliate section of the board, restrict my account and moderate my comments even though I've always played by their rules in their house and never violated the AUP and then they've the gall to send me a Renewal Email. ROTFLMFAO.

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I think you missed her best quote (below the photo):
I've never had to pay to be fucked before and I sure as hell ain't starting now. (Maybe a few decades from now.)
We all pay baby, its just that some will have to pay more than others.
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Question to all IGX'ers. How hard would you bang it?
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TomFurman wrote:Question to all IGX'ers. How hard would you bang it?
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Fuckin' righteously.
Tom, that's a great sig!

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TomFurman wrote:Question to all IGX'ers. How hard would you bang it?
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http://vodpod.com/watch/1223354-tenacio ... her-gently
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Just a quick note POD about how fucking gay you are to delete whatever comment you had in that chat line.

Also, I hope you had courtesy to ask the person you were chatting with to post it...just a courtesy mind you, but some folks regard that as private coorespondence.

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Of course I asked.


Like I said above, you wouldn't have cared for the comment anyway.

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POD wrote:Of course I asked.


Like I said above, you wouldn't have cared for the comment anyway.
Why, did you ask to finger his butthole why you gave him a BJ...You're right we wouldn't have cared for that shit. You can cruise over to the Men's Health forum for that kind of male on male buggery.
syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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I imagine if it was a perfect world, it was a wonderfully funny and cutting comment that smacked someones (mine?, anyone's?) hand.

But, it's not a perfect world.

So was that dude you were chatting with bi or what?

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