The couch thread

Bedlam 0-0-0 · Post by **Bedlam 0-0-0** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 11:47 pm

Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Ha.

Bar technology has grown dramatically? HAHAHAA.

Dumbfuck
The next advancement on the "crossfit bar": a bar flimsy enough to get good whip while cleaning or snatching with a 10lb training plate on each side.

The "Crossfit Bar" was designed by Lamar for elite crossfit style lifting and it makes bumper plates look quite a bit heavier than other bars.

Botototo · Post by **Botototo** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:03 am

Travis Ortmayer was a poster on the CF forums for a bit. Good guy with helpful info. Prototypical strong+nice dude.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:08 am

Jeezus on a fit stick... I didn't know a Platypus had two legs. I gonna have nightmares now, even in the daylight.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:09 am

Crust Bucket wrote:
Jeezus on a fit stick... I didn't know a Platypus had two legs. I gonna have nightmares now, even in the daylight.

All that elite fitness and she's still got a visible pooch when she's wearing a dress? What's her muffin top's Fran time?

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:22 am

POW!!!!!

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:27 am

Yes I Have Balls wrote:POW!!!!!

Holy mother of god!

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:30 am

Attila the Hungry wrote:
Gary John wrote:
Glasshole is in a serious financial bind, that is why they mau maued the affliliate cert.
an interesting post. more facts, pls.

This affiliate vs franchise issue is no joke. Tax ramifications are huge. Liability ramifications are huge.

Top stars are not towing party line, and the risk of the Cert revenue going away is huge. Every Rip cert sold out. RW was a top draw. They do very, very well with those certs, and the exit of top stars = threat to the cash flow.

Eric B · Post by **Eric B** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:59 am

Yes I Have Balls wrote:POW!!!!!

That's not a serious photo, is it? With the heels?

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:30 am

Glasshole's compound in Prescott had a very large overhead. Lots of hanger-oners, Tigerettes and cosmetic surgery.

Big losses on promotional events, the threat from affiliates putting on their own seminars needed to be kneecapped.

Gimp midget is paying for the pussy, one way or another.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:54 am

Eric B wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:POW!!!!!

That's not a serious photo, is it? With the heels?

That's as serious as it gets IMO.

Anyone who visits 70s Big when there is beauty like this out there is a faaag of the highest order.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:03 am

Eric B wrote: That's not a serious photo, is it? With the heels?

Lots of lifters like a slight heel for squatting.

JohnnyBadAss · Post by **JohnnyBadAss** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:04 am

Eric B wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:POW!!!!!

That's not a serious photo, is it? With the heels?

Raise your hand if you give a shit how serious this photo is. Looks like Eric B is the only one with his hand in the air. Seriously...she's working on the clear heels modal domain. Strippers can't underestimate this modal domain or the $1 bill modal domain will diminish.

Eric B · Post by **Eric B** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:36 am

JohnnyBadAss wrote:
Eric B wrote: Raise your hand if you give a shit how serious this photo is. Looks like Eric B is the only one with his hand in the air. Seriously...she's working on the clear heels modal domain. Strippers can't underestimate this modal domain or the $1 bill modal domain will diminish.

They were the second thing I noticed. And this thread is up to its asshole in things that make me laugh so hard I wonder if the people participating are actually pulling a joke.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:58 am

Eric B wrote:
JohnnyBadAss wrote:
Eric B wrote: Raise your hand if you give a shit how serious this photo is. Looks like Eric B is the only one with his hand in the air. Seriously...she's working on the clear heels modal domain. Strippers can't underestimate this modal domain or the $1 bill modal domain will diminish.
They were the second thing I noticed. And this thread is up to its asshole in things that make me laugh so hard I wonder if the people participating are actually pulling a joke.

You just noticed?

ChAoSnPAIN · Post by **ChAoSnPAIN** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:02 am

Sofa King wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:

Ever see Alien? When the crab-like creature attaches itself to Jon Hurt's face? Well, I think one of them attached itself to this cunts face just above her mouth.

For this sack of shit's sake, she better suck a mean cock.
You should admire this affiliate for offering to work with people who have "special needs."

Every comment that has been made in regards to this pic has been solid fucking gold. Tip of the hat to you fuckers.

Meanwhile, I'd fuck her. I've never fucked a waterhead.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:13 am

JohnnyBadAss wrote:
Eric B wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:POW!!!!!

That's not a serious photo, is it? With the heels?
Raise your hand if you give a shit how serious this photo is. Looks like Eric B is the only one with his hand in the air. Seriously...she's working on the clear heels modal domain. Strippers can't underestimate this modal domain or the $1 bill modal domain will diminish.

not impressed. she's squatting with an empty bar.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:23 am

Attila the Hungry wrote:
JohnnyBadAss wrote:
Eric B wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:POW!!!!!

That's not a serious photo, is it? With the heels?
Raise your hand if you give a shit how serious this photo is. Looks like Eric B is the only one with his hand in the air. Seriously...she's working on the clear heels modal domain. Strippers can't underestimate this modal domain or the $1 bill modal domain will diminish.
not impressed. she's squatting with an empty bar.

What bar?

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:26 am

Attila the Hungry wrote:
JohnnyBadAss wrote:
Eric B wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:POW!!!!!

That's not a serious photo, is it? With the heels?
Raise your hand if you give a shit how serious this photo is. Looks like Eric B is the only one with his hand in the air. Seriously...she's working on the clear heels modal domain. Strippers can't underestimate this modal domain or the $1 bill modal domain will diminish.
not impressed. she's squatting with an empty bar.

Look again. She's hooked up to the cross-fly cables on a big-ass universal machine.
In other words, she's hardkore, bitch!

New @fit WOD:
"Lexan"
As many rounds in 30 min of:

25 stripper squats (in 4" lexan heels)
15 pole dances
9 splits on the stage
3 "private" dances in the VIP area (with or w/out couch)

Post completed rounds and tips to comments.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:28 am

You guys are spending a lot of time looking at the bar. Just sayin.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:32 am

Let's dance on the cemetary plot a bit...the grave's not dug yet, and probably won't be for years.

Let's revisit WHY Burgener's, Everett's, Wolf's, and Rippetoe's certs make money:

Getting a CF L1 cert is kind of like trying a bit of heroin for some. It opens the doors to possibilities they just never imagined were there. To get to those possibilities, there is another step to take and it wasn't a CF L2 cert, it was a cert with some legit information attached to it.

Also, like the Rev said, franchise + liability + potential for taxation + Glassman's penchant for litigators like Dale Saran = extremely nervous people.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:01 am

I blame all the @fit lurkers for this that keeps coming up:

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You knobs really do fuck up everything you touch, don't you?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:07 am

I said it, I did it.

Gorilla Nutrition certs (spoiler: lots of bananas) coming up. PM me for PayPal info.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:08 am

I expect that I'll be hearing from Wilson Sonsini before the sun sets tomorrow.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:09 am

Sign me up. I know some scantily clad bitches...

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:09 am

T200 wrote:Sign me up. I know some scantily clad bitches...

Solid, I can get us some bad ass tribal tats, and I can probably score a container load of chain wallets at below cost.

IGX

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