The couch thread

The Ginger Beard Man · Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:01 pm

Norman U. Senchbau wrote:
Cara4.jpg

http://www.crossfitsantacruz.com/crossf ... juice.html

cara - male or female? want to know before I say nice ass

Posted by: sweetheart | December 22, 2009 at 05:37 AM
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The Ginger Beard Man · Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:02 pm

Jezebel Jones wrote:I vote we only accept the female @fitters, and have a strong tits or GTFO policy.

This works for me.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:04 pm

36 lurkers? Go quote some Glassman, phags.

The Ginger Beard Man · Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:23 pm

http://www.crossfitbernardsville.com/pa ... de&id=6078
Who let couch drink all the eggnog?

I'd Hit It · Post by **I'd Hit It** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:39 pm

Gin Master wrote:
Jezebel Jones wrote:As a bonus, she appears to be able to actually lift.
Say what you want about TITSNYC, but the girl can outlift most @F guys.

Or so she says, I've heard her lifting claims are debatable. Is there any actual video proof of some of her more impressive supposed lifting exploits? Note that for all her Crossfit love and dedication, she's never actually competed against anyone.

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:40 pm

Are they kidding? $50 for a spectator to watch a sectional? Guessing the sectional hosts get the usual pittance and HQ takes the rest.... Thieves.

http://games2010.crossfit.com/qualifier ... l#comments

What's the age cut-off for the spectator fee? Will my 2-yr-old daughter be considered an extra "spectator?" $100 for me and my wife is a little pricey, but I'm fine with it.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:41 pm

I'd Hit It wrote: Is there any actual video proof of some of her more impressive supposed lifting exploits?

No one here gives a shit faggot. We just like to see her titties.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:49 pm

What's the age cut-off for the spectator fee? Will my 2-yr-old daughter be considered an extra "spectator?" $100 for me and my wife is a little pricey, but I'm fine with it.

??? Please sir, may I have another?

Does Couch at least buy them dinner before he fucks them?

Why pay fifty bucks to see a bunch of emaciated dodos and andro broads perform sloppy snatches and laughable calisthenics when you can watch that shit free on the intarwebs?

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:52 pm

Crust Bucket wrote:
I'd Hit It wrote: Is there any actual video proof of some of her more impressive supposed lifting exploits?
No one here gives a shit faggot. We just like to see her titties.

this

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:58 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
What's the age cut-off for the spectator fee? Will my 2-yr-old daughter be considered an extra "spectator?" $100 for me and my wife is a little pricey, but I'm fine with it.
??? Please sir, may I have another?

Does Couch at least buy them dinner before he fucks them?

Why pay fifty bucks to see a bunch of emaciated dodos and andro broads perform sloppy snatches and laughable calisthenics when you can watch that shit free on the intarwebs?

Check out the idiot justification from an affiliate:

http://games2010.crossfit.com/qualifier ... omment-418

I think it is important to understand the value behind the dollar figure. BLAH BLAH BLAH Inspired Life Changing BLAH BLAH BLAH. A movie in King of Prussia costs $10.75 for one with a nice healthy popcorn at $7.25 and a drink at $6.50. So, if you and a date go to a 1.5 hour movie, you are shelling out $41.75. For a few more dollars, you get a whole day worth of events from which you will take away a LOT more. Unfortunately, these things cost money to run and not everything is given for free. If you suppose that 100 athletes come and bring their one person plus another 200 spectators which to me seems a big high, you are looking at $10k in revenue. You would be surprised on how quickly it disappears.

So is he saying that we'll get free food with our $50 each and be as entertained as watching a movie? Will we also be allowed to throw our popcorn and drink if we don't like what we see?

I'd rather take my $50 and spend it in a sound investment, like a lap dance from ANYC.

Kraj · Post by **Kraj** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:59 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Really? Just for a while?

Do these people have no self respect? I understand if you have an agreement to have an "open" marriage, but if you don't, isn't your spouse cheating on you just a complete lack of respect for the marriage and the other partner?

Crossfitters claim to be able to do everything pro athletes do but better. Couch, Asstro, and the others are just beating Tiger Woods at his own game. That's pretty damn impressive if you ask me.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:04 pm

friedquads wrote: So is he saying that we'll get free food with our $50 each and be as entertained as watching a movie? Will we also be allowed to throw our popcorn and drink if we don't like what we see?

Put like that, it might have potential for lulz.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:18 pm

Grim Hamundarson wrote:http://www.crossfitbernardsville.com/pa ... de&id=6078

I love that quote right above his head:

Intensity: The independent variable most commonly associated with maximizing favorable adaptations

This is pure, meaningless Couch-speak. Every other reputable authority has a very simple, meaningful definition of intensity: weight on the bar. But Couch dwells in the realm of the vague & unintelligible, and the retard masses know no better so they just nod & take notes.

dakat · Post by **dakat** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:38 pm

Some POD-like gheyness:
http://www.crossfitbernardsville.com/pa ... de&id=6078

. Does dead lifting several thousand pounds of snow count??? I was really focusing on my form yesterday as I shoveled all that snow, it is amazing how Crossfit WOD's are also useful in my everyday activities...Next big snow fall we should do an AMRAP in the upper parking lot on how much snow you can shovel in 10 minutes because after I was done spending 2 hours I was spent!!! I hope to make the 6:30 WOD...see you then
Comment by Mike R. — December 21, 2009 at 11:37am

POD · Post by **POD** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:46 pm

dakat wrote:Some POD-like gheyness:
http://www.crossfitbernardsville.com/pa ... de&id=6078
. Does dead lifting several thousand pounds of snow count??? I was really focusing on my form yesterday as I shoveled all that snow...

Faggots, both you and the one you quoted.

Worrying about "technique" for shoveling snow, but seeing no problem in having "20% slop" on everything from pull-ups to snatches. Absurd.

theoverman · Post by **theoverman** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:51 pm

lee-tree wrote:

who is this promising poser? i spy a grey's anatomy. if this picture was scratch and sniff i'd have a face full of monitor.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:01 pm

theoverman wrote:
lee-tree wrote:
who is this promising poser? i spy a grey's anatomy. if this picture was scratch and sniff i'd have a face full of monitor.

-100 points for you for not recognizing our ANYC, aka TITSNYC from behind.

You are not a true believer.

theoverman · Post by **theoverman** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:05 pm

Sofa King wrote: -100 points for you for not recognizing our ANYC, aka TITSNYC from behind.

You are not a true believer.

I think I expected a more androgynous posterior chain on teh titz. This delicious ass bespeaks squat rack innocence.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:12 pm

well said.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:20 pm

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:26 pm

Crust Bucket wrote:

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WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:29 pm

Crust Bucket wrote:

Is she rowing or playing MarioKart?

kitosho · Post by **kitosho** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:08 pm

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:08 pm

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