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Affiliate Gathering in Miami - invitation to party
this link is family safe and sort of explains the gist of the jam>>> http://www.miaminewtimes.com/bestof/...party-1648557/

I'll see if we can run some kind of paleo friendly drink special for the night - skinny girl margaritas or something. And I'll be sure to buy you a drink or a bottle of water if you introduce yourself.
This is as retarded as could be. I'm all for paleo, but THERE'S NOTHING FUCKING PALEO ABOUT DRINKING. Sweet fucking zombie baby jesus. Additionally, the post about going to a BAR is FAMILY FRIENDLY? What the fuck is going on in the world of crossfit. These motherfuckers are as stupid as they are weak.
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ChAoSnPAIN wrote:These motherfuckers are as stupid as they are weak.
Stupider...and you know how weak they are.

You are leaning fast CnP.
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If these have already been posted, I didn't catch them!


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ChAoSnPAIN wrote: I'm all for paleo, but THERE'S NOTHING FUCKING PALEO ABOUT DRINKING.
It actually might. I once saw a nature show that focused on a troop of baboons in Africa that had learned to make booze. They would raid farmer's crops for corn and fruit, and haul armfuls of it up to a hot spring in the hills. They'd fill a pool at the spring with their spoils, and leave it to stew for a few weeks until it had fermented then they'd come back and have a big fucking baboon party, drinking from the pool and getting shitfaced. I vividly recall baboons falling off of the rocks they were sitting on, hooting at each other and copulating. Since humans behave that way now when we're liquored up, it's not too far fetched to suppose that our ancestors discovered sweet, sweet alcohol in much the same way as these baboons have.
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Botototo wrote:Dissecting CF moneys over at PM: http://www.performancemenu.com/forum/sh ... php?t=4965
Seems like something POD would really want in on/excel at.
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Hard science...
I´m just starting on my master thesis (sport science @ Malmoe university, Sweden) and I will include a lot of crossfit in it.

I'm looking for all kinds of written material on crossfit - research articles, business articles, business statistics, open source model for sports, the community around crossfit - is there any prior studies on crossfit, where can I get a hold of this?

I've looked at a lot of the CFJ:s but i want more

I'm thankful for all the help I can get on this
Gonna give the Dane and his landmark force plate studies a run for contribution to exercise physiology from that region.
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T200 wrote:Hard science...
I´m just starting on my master thesis (sport science @ Malmoe university, Sweden) and I will include a lot of crossfit in it.

I'm looking for all kinds of written material on crossfit - research articles, business articles, business statistics, open source model for sports, the community around crossfit - is there any prior studies on crossfit, where can I get a hold of this?

I've looked at a lot of the CFJ:s but i want more

I'm thankful for all the help I can get on this
Gonna give the Dane and his landmark force plate studies a run for contribution to exercise physiology from that region.
I actually used a theoretical CF business for one of my master's classes and had it fail 2 months in due to lack of clients.

I got an A. =D> =D>

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WildGorillaMan wrote:
ChAoSnPAIN wrote: I'm all for paleo, but THERE'S NOTHING FUCKING PALEO ABOUT DRINKING.
It actually might. I once saw a nature show that focused on a troop of baboons in Africa that had learned to make booze.
Not the same monkeys, but similar and humorous:


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Camille Lore - Administrator

The thread on Caviston http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... 64&page=12- Closed
And with that, we're done.
Can't have dissent amongst the rank of the kool-aid drinkers. Assholes


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Wonder if a non-@F affiliate, business oriented person could start an @F affiliate union. Will give some research on how one might accomplish this. Wouldn't that be upsetting to HQ?

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Here's a thought. One of you browser heads want to write up some instructions on disabling the referring within the most frequently used browsers?

We should take that and sticky it. Plenty of new folks will probably be unaware of of what is happening when they get taken back to IGx when they click on a link to @fit from here.

If a few of you just want to work separately. I can combine the posts into an well formatted and easily read document.

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Norman U. Senchbau wrote:Plenty of new folks will probably be unaware of of what is happening when they get taken back to IGx when they click on a link to @fit from here.
I say screw'em if they can't figure it out themselves. Helps cull the herd.
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In Firefox:

type "about:config" in the address bar (no quotes)
Click "OK" on the warning that pops up

In the Filter bar, type:

network.http.sendRefererHeader

Default value should be "2"

Change it to 0

Now you're set.

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In Opera:

Tools > Preferences > Advanced > Network

Make sure the check's off for "enable referrer logging"

There's no way to do it in Chrome, unless you get a dev version of Chromium and build it from source yourself. Have fun with that.


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l-tree wrote:Camille Lore - Administrator

The thread on Caviston http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... 64&page=12- Closed
And with that, we're done.
Can't have dissent amongst the rank of the kool-aid drinkers. Assholes
When they closed my thread and banned me - when they moved the thread to Pukie's Bucket - they actually removed my original post about power curves in KB vs. Oly lifting and various supportive posts from Wolf and others and just left the character assasination and Matt Gagliardi's post saying where I worked at the time. Glassman actually told me in a latter conversation that someone called and reported it to my job. Said it was not at HQ's order and he didn't know who it was.

Of course I was promoted after that to Chief, so it made no difference, but can you imagine the sheer childishness and cultism of someone trying to get you fired becuase you made fun of their workout
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ab g-d wrote:
l-tree wrote:Camille Lore - Administrator

The thread on Caviston http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... 64&page=12- Closed
And with that, we're done.
Can't have dissent amongst the rank of the kool-aid drinkers. Assholes
When they closed my thread and banned me - when they moved the thread to Pukie's Bucket - they actually removed my original post about power curves in KB vs. Oly lifting and various supportive posts from Wolf and others and just left the character assasination and Matt Gagliardi's post saying where I worked at the time. Glassman actually told me in a latter conversation that someone called and reported it to my job. Said it was not at HQ's order and he didn't know who it was.

Of course I was promoted after that to Chief, so it made no difference, but can you imagine the sheer childishness and cultism of someone trying to get you fired becuase you made fun of their workout
That is only the tip of the iceberg, they (meaning irate CFers against those leaving the cult) have made threats to people's kids, over the phone, all of it. You don't leave a cult or gang and just expect to walk out the door nicely? Hell no, these assholes will shoot you in the back over FUCKING WORKOUTS.

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wtfmate wrote:
ab g-d wrote:
l-tree wrote:Camille Lore - Administrator

The thread on Caviston http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... 64&page=12- Closed
And with that, we're done.
Can't have dissent amongst the rank of the kool-aid drinkers. Assholes
When they closed my thread and banned me - when they moved the thread to Pukie's Bucket - they actually removed my original post about power curves in KB vs. Oly lifting and various supportive posts from Wolf and others and just left the character assasination and Matt Gagliardi's post saying where I worked at the time. Glassman actually told me in a latter conversation that someone called and reported it to my job. Said it was not at HQ's order and he didn't know who it was.

Of course I was promoted after that to Chief, so it made no difference, but can you imagine the sheer childishness and cultism of someone trying to get you fired becuase you made fun of their workout
That is only the tip of the iceberg, they (meaning irate CFers against those leaving the cult) have made threats to people's kids, over the phone, all of it. You don't leave a cult or gang and just expect to walk out the door nicely? Hell no, these assholes will shoot you in the back over FUCKING WORKOUTS.
That makes me want to join FagFit, train at my local box for a while then walk the fuck out and call everyone phaggots. Then when those dumbasses try to get stupid with me I'll just have to beat everyone of them into puddles. What a bunch of cock knuckles.


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It's not a workout y'all....







it's a "lifestyle"! A lifestyle full of batshit-crazy! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


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Besides the obvious reasons to hate @fit, you run across funny shit like this

http://www.crossfitchicago.com/forum/vi ... 047ab32524

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CultBuster wrote:Besides the obvious reasons to hate @fit, you run across funny shit like this

http://www.crossfitchicago.com/forum/vi ... 047ab32524
LMFAO!!!!

It's a wasteland of spambots.

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Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.

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T200 wrote:A lot of interesting material covered in a single post off that forum:
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adult onesie
loaded questions adult version
ladybug costume
clitoral vibrator
coraline toys
esto oem
earliest signs of pregnancy
tvants download
mermaid tail
wood bats
edward scissorhands costume
messenger poligamy
portkey
satellite adult programming
y9 games
american nurses credentialing center
foreskin video
russian hamster
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sardarji

Understand that the right to choose your own path is a sacred privilege. Use it. Dwell in possibility.
"Russian Hamster"? WTF? Do I want to know what that is?

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