The couch thread

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:57 pm

ChAoSnPAIN wrote:The modern revulsion of same sex relations is a product of jewish mysticism, nothing more.

::fetches Kaballah bracelet out of the trash::

ChAoSnPAIN · Post by **ChAoSnPAIN** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:58 pm

Beelzebub wrote:The Spartans like most Greeks believed that true loved only existed between two males...a young boy and an older man, flip through the Plato's Phaedrus. So if you are all about Sparta then you are all about anal with a young boy. So CNP loves young cock. Very sad.

Aristotle would stab you in the throat with a rusty spoon for the perversion of logic that you've dropped on us here. Nowhere did I state that I love Spartans- I simply appreciate historical accuracy (and for that reason am less than enamored of the movie 300). As such, I'll point out that pederasty involved sex with teens, and as such, most American men have likely been pederasts at some point, though I'd venture to guess that the lot of you spent far more time getting your fucking asses kicked at D&D than you did banging sluts in high school.

If you've read 6 pages of anything penned by Plato, I'll eat my fucking laptop.

ChAoSnPAIN · Post by **ChAoSnPAIN** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:59 pm

Gin Master wrote:
ChAoSnPAIN wrote:The modern revulsion of same sex relations is a product of jewish mysticism, nothing more.
::fetches Kaballah bracelet out of the trash::

Enjoy your slave religion- you don't think Jewish hatred of sodomy rests in the fact that slave owners regularly rape their slaves?

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:00 pm

ChAoSnPAIN wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:I don't know shit about Sparta, but judging from dude's avatar, I'd say it's safe to assume he was personally offended by the attack on the movie 300.
Well, that and the fact that he's a faggot.
And yet, I still manage to get more ass than a toilet seat at Nascar, have fucked Heinrich Himmler's great-grandniece, and can outlift you at everything. Does that keep you up at night?

Nice C.V.

for a faggot over-compensating midget.

You're still short no matter how many skanks you "crush"

Next.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:04 pm

ChAoSnPAIN wrote:have fucked Heinrich Himmler's great-grandniece

Details, or GTFO.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:08 pm

ChAoSnPAIN wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
ChAoSnPAIN wrote:The modern revulsion of same sex relations is a product of jewish mysticism, nothing more.
::fetches Kaballah bracelet out of the trash::
Enjoy your slave religion- you don't think Jewish hatred of sodomy rests in the fact that slave owners regularly rape their slaves?

I'm no Jew, but I'm happy to learn they bring more to the table than chubby @F-hating lawyers and game shows.

ChAoSnPAIN wrote:I'd venture to guess that the lot of you spent far more time getting your fucking asses kicked at D&D than you did banging sluts in high school.

This sums up my elementary school experience. Damn mage.

ChAoSnPAIN wrote:If you've read 6 pages of anything penned by Plato, I'll eat my fucking laptop.

The academic narcicissm of twenty-something MBAs is comparable to teh elite fitness claims of @Fers.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:09 pm

Enough of this faggotry!

Cultfit sucks!

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:13 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:
ChAoSnPAIN wrote:have fucked Heinrich Himmler's great-grandniece
Details, or GTFO.

Agreed, but it should be a thread in the FSF. And for CnP's sake, I hope the great-grandniece didn't look like this:

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:17 pm

protobuilder wrote:Enough of this faggotry!

Cultfit sucks!

Agreed. Send the midget troll back to his (Plato's) Cave. Meanwhile, looks like couch has another chance to squash someone stealing his ideas...oh wait, he never does anything about that shit.

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=54385

Fucking @Fit Sheep wrote:I don't get into the "this looks like CrossFit" argument often, but I recieved an e-mail (spam) from these guys and it looks like he took a few too many liberties with IP.

http://warrior-fitness.com/?page_id=148

* Prior Military USMC – 2btn / 23 Marines – Weapons Company
* Performance Enhancement Specialist – National Academy of Sports Medicine (NASM).
* Certified Kettlebell Trainer – IKFF
* Crossfit Level 1 Instructor
* Certified Personal Trainer – National Academy of Sports Medicine (NASM).
* Krav Maga Instructor
* Member NSCA (National Strength & Conditioning Association)
* CPR Certified

The class format mixes many proven methods of training to enhance ones functional ability across several characteristics of exercise performance, including: STRENGTH, STAMINA, CARDIO ENDURANCE, FLEXIBILITY, POWER, SPEED, COORDNATION, AGILITY, BALANCE, ACCURACY. We also address the three metabolic pathways (energy systems) which will develop increased power output & endurance – and everything in between

Dan Martin · Post by **Dan Martin** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:18 pm

Is Popeye ghey because he fucked Olive Oyl?

T200 · Post by **T200** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:21 pm

Dan Martin wrote:Is Popeye ghey because he fucked Olive Oyl?

Bluto = more intense power bear than Shaf IMO.

ChAoSnPAIN · Post by **ChAoSnPAIN** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:29 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:
ChAoSnPAIN wrote:have fucked Heinrich Himmler's great-grandniece
Details, or GTFO.

I actually dated her when I lived in Cleveland. Kinky bitch, huge ass, nice tits, loved throatfucking. Definitely a good time.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:37 pm

Bizarre, I also dated a great grand niece of somebody tried at Nuremberg.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:40 pm

ChAoSnPAIN wrote:Kinky bitch, huge ass, nice tits, loved throatfucking.

I'd say this is the perfect woman, but I didn't see the terms "trust fund" or "rusty trombone".

Dan Martin · Post by **Dan Martin** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:42 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:
ChAoSnPAIN wrote:Kinky bitch, huge ass, nice tits, loved throatfucking.
I'd say this is the perfect woman, but I didn't see the terms "trust fund" or "rusty trombone".

Probably just a Ukrainian trying to pass.

ChAoSnPAIN · Post by **ChAoSnPAIN** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:48 pm

She had everything but money and intelligence, haha. I could give a fuck about the money, but she was hardly a conversationalist worth of the title. The ass, however, provided AMPLE distraction.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:50 pm

I don't know what's lamer, the shell necklace or getting smoked by a 65lb barbell:

http://crossfitfirebase.com/wp-content/ ... 12/028.jpg

The Ginger Beard Man · Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:55 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:I don't know what's lamer, the shell necklace or getting smoked by a 65lb barbell:

http://crossfitfirebase.com/wp-content/ ... 12/028.jpg

The shell necklace is inherently gayer.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:57 pm

Grim Hamundarson wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:I don't know what's lamer, the shell necklace or getting smoked by a 65lb barbell:

http://crossfitfirebase.com/wp-content/ ... 12/028.jpg
The shell necklace is inherently gayer.

Much. I mean I have been smoked by a 53# kb, not laying on the ground smoked, but smoked nonetheless.

EDIT: But I don't think he didn't set that barbell down for 10-30 minutes.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:57 pm

LMFAO at the tacoed 10lbs bumper plates.

Monkey see, monkey do.

Don't these nuts know that weightlifters drop their barbells because trying to lower big weight under control could cause an injury?

Who the fuck can't lower 65lbs under control? I call that the eccentric portion of my first warm-up set of curls.

CRASH...look at me...I'm a weightlifter.

I'll say it again...this is LARPing for gym rats who just can't let go of their 6th grade dodgeball frustrations.

justpassingthrough · Post by **justpassingthrough** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:59 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:I don't know what's lamer, the shell necklace or getting smoked by a 65lb barbell:

http://crossfitfirebase.com/wp-content/ ... 12/028.jpg

It's too close to call. I have to say, those flaccid 10lb bumpers are pretty shameful

Edit: Kaz beat me to it.

Beelzebub · Post by **Beelzebub** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:12 pm

ChAoSnPAIN wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:
ChAoSnPAIN wrote:have fucked Heinrich Himmler's great-grandniece
Details, or GTFO.
I actually dated her when I lived in Cleveland. Kinky bitch, huge ass, nice tits, loved throatfucking. Definitely a good time.

Eating a laptop might be harder then the cock you feast on and the description of the bitch from Cleveland reminds me of your mom...minus the good time.

I am amazed at how thin skinned some people are. CNP sticks up for the Spartans because he thinks a warriors is ultra macho and no way could a warrior be a fag. Then gin master wants to clarify, so let me if you spent a life in military campaign your only choice for a lover would be the man next to your holding your sword.

Much like CNP's mom holding mine but the epileptic seizures made shit dicey on the throat fucking.

ChAoSnPAIN · Post by **ChAoSnPAIN** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:19 pm

Beelzebub wrote:
ChAoSnPAIN wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:
ChAoSnPAIN wrote:have fucked Heinrich Himmler's great-grandniece
Details, or GTFO.
I actually dated her when I lived in Cleveland. Kinky bitch, huge ass, nice tits, loved throatfucking. Definitely a good time.
Eating a laptop might be harder then the cock you feast on and the description of the bitch from Cleveland reminds me of your mom...minus the good time.

I am amazed at how thin skinned some people are. CNP sticks up for the Spartans because he thinks a warriors is ultra macho and no way could a warrior be a fag. Then gin master wants to clarify, so let me if you spent a life in military campaign your only choice for a lover would be the man next to your holding your sword.

Much like CNP's mom holding mine but the epileptic seizures made shit dicey on the throat fucking.

I didn't stick up for the Spartans, fuckface. I stuck up for historical accuracy. You have the reading comprehension level of a 4 year old with Asberger's.

Well done on the mom jokes though. You brought it 4 year-old-with-Asberger's style.

Beelzebub · Post by **Beelzebub** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:19 pm

Just found this faggotry on Jon Gilson's cockinmymouthagainfaster.com.

http://www.againfaster.com/articles/evolution.html

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Wed Jan 06, 2010 5:25 pm

Asberger's

Dead give away. I suspected who this was.

IGX

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