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Don't forget Elite now has that Prowler/Pukie Club thing going. WIRLDZ COLLIDE

friedquads wrote:

Really Big Strong Guy wrote:

T200 wrote:Elite FTS contribution to Andro Friday

This very well could become the norm given Westside's influence on the cult. And that could very well be a good thing.

Nah, too many pussies will be whining about their precious Fran time and not having a 4-hour vomit-session metcon with KB's and Dynamax balls.

To be frank, I'm not talking about the dudes. Lets face it. For the most part, the people who do xfit, are dudes with tats/meth calves and chicks that are buff. I see an increase interest in female powerlifting from this. Not the dudes. Fuck no, not the dudes; they are about their Fran times. The soccer moms find heavy weights empowering. I see an increased interest in PL from this. It should be epic.

Really Big Strong Guy wrote: To be frank, I'm not talking about the dudes. Lets face it. For the most part, the people who do xfit, are dudes with tats/meth calves and chicks that are buff. I see an increase interest in female powerlifting from this. Not the dudes. Fuck no, not the dudes; they are about their Fran times. The soccer moms find heavy weights empowering. I see an increased interest in PL from this. It should be epic.

you gotta eat big to get a big ass though. i won't get excited until i see MILFs in the grocery store buying whole milk.

Really Big Strong Guy wrote:To be frank, I'm not talking about the dudes. Lets face it. For the most part, the people who do xfit, are dudes with tats/meth calves and chicks that are buff. I see an increase interest in female powerlifting from this. Not the dudes. Fuck no, not the dudes; they are about their Fran times. The soccer moms find heavy weights empowering. I see an increased interest in PL from this. It should be epic.

Sooth. For all of their pretend elite cockgobbling douchebaggery, deep down these elite male athletes know that they are weak. To admit such a thing though would greatly diminish said eliteness, so they choose to define 'elite' as how much they can puke. The sad thing though is that even then they're still amateurs compared to any genuine, highly trained bulimic.

Botototo wrote:

adublubluhuubhuh yes please

Cool, you keep him busy and I'll give that dirty bitch the bidness.

LMFAO at people who probably can't bench their own bodyweight worried about 5-board presses.

This is what happens when people focus on the "how" and forget about the "why".

theoverman wrote: i won't get excited until i see MILFs in the shower pouring whole milk over their naked bodies.

Me neither.

Anyway, Mauricio Leal for the W1N!

Mel Siff has never been so savagely deconstructed!

protobuilder wrote:

Beelzebub wrote:I found these as well on my new favorite blog, 4th Reich Crossfit. I didnt know Adolph Pitts was the head couch over there.

Am I the only one that thinks Pitts resembles a more masculine version of Ernie?

That's actually part of his charm. A massive layer of cool and boy-toy glamour wrapped around a crunchy "Ernie" center.

Abandoned by Wolves wrote:

protobuilder wrote:

Beelzebub wrote:I found these as well on my new favorite blog, 4th Reich Crossfit. I didnt know Adolph Pitts was the head couch over there.

Am I the only one that thinks Pitts resembles a more masculine version of Ernie?

That's actually part of his charm. A massive layer of cool and boy-toy glamour wrapped around a crunchy "Ernie" center.

Also, both would appear to have a human fist shoved up their arse.

He claims CrossFitters are injury prone. Citation needed.

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here you go, faggot.

http://board.crossfit.com/forumdisplay.php?f=12

Shoreline continues to bring it hard with the tard.

Worst WOD ever?

http://www.shorelinecrossfit.com/2010/0 ... l-subside/

Really Big Strong Guy wrote:

T200 wrote:Elite FTS contribution to Andro Friday

This very well could become the norm given Westside's influence on the cult. And that could very well be a good thing.

Once these chicks start outbenching the douchenozzles by a lot, there is going to be a new affiliate in Columbus Ohio called "@fit Cuckoldry"

Kazuya Mishima wrote:LMFAO at people who probably can't bench their own bodyweight worried about 5-board presses.

This is what happens when people focus on the "how" and forget about the "why".

A year ago any talk about board presses on the CF forums would have been slammed by the faithful who proudly proclaim "LMAO, I haven't done bench presses in years. When the aliens land I'm gonna kip my way to safety, not press them away. Plus, specificity is for insects." But Couch gave WSB the thumbs up, so now everyone needs boards to hang on the wall like a cross next to their AbMat. Religious iconography to prove their faith.

Kazuya Mishima wrote:Shoreline continues to bring it hard with the tard.

Worst WOD ever?

http://www.shorelinecrossfit.com/2010/0 ... l-subside/

That was fucking terrible.

More chicks benching from that blog:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:Shoreline continues to bring it hard with the tard.

Worst WOD ever?

http://www.shorelinecrossfit.com/2010/0 ... l-subside/

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Quite possibly worse than the "1 arm pullups" (1 hand).

Props to her...she can bench more than half the guys in my company gym.

A little no-@Fit andro for the schmoes...



Curlz in da squat rack niggas. You tell her she can't.

Thud wrote:

Kazuya Mishima wrote:LMFAO at people who probably can't bench their own bodyweight worried about 5-board presses.

This is what happens when people focus on the "how" and forget about the "why".

A year ago any talk about board presses on the CF forums would have been slammed by the faithful who proudly proclaim "LMAO, I haven't done bench presses in years. When the aliens land I'm gonna kip my way to safety, not press them away. Plus, specificity is for insects." But Couch gave WSB the thumbs up, so now everyone needs boards to hang on the wall like a cross next to their AbMat. Religious iconography to prove their faith.

They probably got the coin to buy some elitefts training gear now. 100$ two boards or something (i'm guessing). The douchebox right near me has at least six glut ham's.


my commercial gym doesn't have 6 BENCHES.

edit: nevermind, SEVEN

Really Big Strong Guy wrote:To be frank, I'm not talking about the dudes. Lets face it. For the most part, the people who do xfit, are dudes with tats/meth calves and chicks that are buff. I see an increase interest in female powerlifting from this. Not the dudes. Fuck no, not the dudes; they are about their Fran times. The soccer moms find heavy weights empowering. I see an increased interest in PL from this. It should be epic.

When I was at my dad-in-law's last powerlifting meet, the women were definitely strong as hell. The body-types however were either:

- Large, but they lifted a shitload of weight.
- Skinny, but still lifting a good amount for their size (e.g. 120 lbs woman squatting about 1.5x bodyweight with flawless form).

There was one girl there that looked pretty cute, but she was the wife of one of the lifters. Chick however was hiding her strength underneath a baggy sweatshirt. Everyone saw the actual beast come out when she helped her man get ready for the bench press. He had 100kg on the bar to start and when he needed a spotter to put the bar back on the rack after the judges gave him the all-clear, she grabbed the bar with one hand to help him set it. You could tell he was barely holding it as she ripped that thing up to set it back in the rack.

CrossFit Level I Certified
CrossFit Nutrition Certification
CrossFit Endurance Certification
CrossFit Power Lifting Certification

Do these mean anything really?
Where I come from they mean absolutely nothing.

Crust Bucket wrote:

CrossFit Level I Certified
CrossFit Nutrition Certification
CrossFit Endurance Certification
CrossFit Power Lifting Certification

Do these mean anything really?
Where I come from they mean absolutely nothing.

They mean someone blew $4000.

Crust Bucket wrote:

CrossFit Level I Certified
CrossFit Nutrition Certification
CrossFit Endurance Certification
CrossFit Power Lifting Certification

Do these mean anything really?
Where I come from they mean absolutely nothing.

Most people will never feel complete until they have someone else pat them on the head and say, "You're doing it right."

To be fair, most of us have a little of that in us.

Crossfit attracts the types who are absolutely ate up with it.

Crust Bucket wrote:

That bitch on the left in the background is thick as HAYELL.

That Lauren Plumey bitch on the right needs to treat herself to a banana split whenever she's not busy telling white people to GO FASTER.