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I wish all these asshats would fall down a manhole when they try this shit.

Nothing new with running forwards and then backwards for a workout, as the full contact karate guys were doing it back in the early to mid 70's until they realized there was a much better way of doing things :finga:
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Crust Bucket wrote:I wish all these asshats would fall down a manhole when they try this shit.
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Thank you for that visual. I picture it like Wille E Coyote-one second they're running, the next second all you see is the wallet chain falling down the hole after the body.
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it would suck to be this guy 'griff' to have such a ghey ass workout named for you. what a humiliation.

(altho, knowing @fat, he's probably dead, in which case it sucks even more as a memorial)
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@Fit Endurance's creator promoting the Avon line for athletes

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Apparently, he enjoys "Surfing in THE Hawaii". FAIL.
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Also lists him as an "Ultra Marthon" runner. Fail.
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death valley?

That's got some of the worstest grammaticals I've ever seen in an ad. Non slip with grip?
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kreator wrote:Also lists him as an "Ultra Marthon" runner. Fail.
That just means he's done the Dirt Diva.
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The ad also makes the slight error of forgetting to tell me what the fuck Watermans PF55 is. I mean, I'm guessing it's sun screen, but it could just as easily be anal lube since an @Fag is advertising it.
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BTU wrote:The ad also makes the slight error of forgetting to tell me what the fuck Watermans PF55 is. I mean, I'm guessing it's sun screen, but it could just as easily be anal lube since an @Fag is advertising it.

Why not both? With enough gape, the sun does shine there.
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"The weak need not apply."

Right...all they need to do is pay their $1000 by CC. No application necessary!
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@Fit male gaping anus = must cleanse.

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NICE!! nothing that involves my hands or shoulders. Now i jus gotta find somewhere to run cuz im deff not doing this on a mil. Mmmhhh i kinda of like running now, cuz there are so many more WODs that suck much worse.

DO WORK!!!

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Justin Smith wrote …

Daniel,

Just post links,
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I guess Daniel Schmieding is having a tough time coming up with the links to pictures of the "multiple pictures of Couch performing gymnastics movements that most on here will never be able to perform."
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I really hope a bunch of @Fers try to do their backwards running "functionally" on a treadmill, as in no hands on the bars. Mental note: check injury board tomorrow.
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At least running backwards 400m is less stupid than doing burpees for 400m.
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protobuilder wrote:At least running backwards 400m is less stupid than doing burpees for 400m.
It's worse than that - The Burpee Mile

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/SPCC ... eeMile.mov
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
protobuilder wrote:At least running backwards 400m is less stupid than doing burpees for 400m.
It's worse than that - The Burpee Mile

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/SPCC ... eeMile.mov
If that doesn't get you "ready for anything," I don't know what will!

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
protobuilder wrote:At least running backwards 400m is less stupid than doing burpees for 400m.
It's worse than that - The Burpee Mile

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/SPCC ... eeMile.mov
Skip to the end of that nonsense and you'll see that it took him...1 hour and 19 minutes! To go a mile. WTF is that preparation for?
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JohnnyBadAss wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
protobuilder wrote:At least running backwards 400m is less stupid than doing burpees for 400m.
It's worse than that - The Burpee Mile

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/SPCC ... eeMile.mov
Skip to the end of that nonsense and you'll see that it took him...1 hour and 19 minutes! To go a mile. WTF is that preparation for?
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JohnnyBadAss wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
protobuilder wrote:At least running backwards 400m is less stupid than doing burpees for 400m.
It's worse than that - The Burpee Mile

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/SPCC ... eeMile.mov
Skip to the end of that nonsense and you'll see that it took him...1 hour and 19 minutes! To go a mile. WTF is that preparation for?
One of those marathon dance tournaments? He's fucking eleet anyway.
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Dan Martin FTW.
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stosh wrote:death valley?

That's got some of the worstest grammaticals I've ever seen in an ad. Non slip with grip?
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So sorry couch. Here is another injured soldier that finds the time to do the wod. Why can't you exercise again?

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=55171
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