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The equipment logically must be the stuff that was just repo'd from Obsession, and logic would also assume that this will now be the place at Couch's disposal for certs and regionals in the area.

Fuck Mickey, I gotta get me some of those capri's you sportin there buddy.

Yes I Have Balls wrote:

L-T wrote:

ransack wrote:http://www.loopnet.com/xNet/MainSite/Li ... Code=20280

this is the building Barky and B-boi are moving into, their equipment is being held locally until they open, which is supposed to happen on monday...... Not sure if couch is backing them or not... only time will tell
<<<<q

$6.50 sq/ft????? That is more expensive than Silicon Valley. And who is bankrolling $39K/month. Sure isn't Barky or B-boi.

$39K per YEAR

TY for the correction. Still 3K+ per month and they are broke... Can't believe that whatever she has is that good.

Rant wrote:Super Douche!

Forgive my ignorance, but what's that hanging bucket for?

I could be wrong but I think it's a pseudo gymnastics training tool. You put your feet in it and you can do pommel horse type stuff on the paralletes with assistance.

Rant wrote:Super Douche!

That scrawny manfucker must have the biggest nose IN THE WORLD.

Smet wrote:

Rant wrote:Super Douche!

Forgive my ignorance, but what's that hanging bucket for?

L-T wrote:

Yes I Have Balls wrote:

L-T wrote:

ransack wrote:http://www.loopnet.com/xNet/MainSite/Li ... Code=20280

this is the building Barky and B-boi are moving into, their equipment is being held locally until they open, which is supposed to happen on monday...... Not sure if couch is backing them or not... only time will tell
<<<<q

$6.50 sq/ft????? That is more expensive than Silicon Valley. And who is bankrolling $39K/month. Sure isn't Barky or B-boi.

$39K per YEAR

TY for the correction. Still 3K+ per month and they are broke... Can't believe that whatever she has is that good.

All they need is 27 dues paying cult members at $150/mo to pay the rent. You'd think they could salvage 50 from the other place. That's $90K which leaves them $51K for income and other expenses. Add private sessions and some vig off the certs for more $$$. Plus uncle Couch can't be giving them control over the business so adults will be handling the money.

Imagine that you're a young man considering @fit and you decide to visit @Fit TittyBoi. ANYTitty shows you around in her little shorts, you see cool gear everywhere, she's all passionate about her cult, and you're in titty hypnosis. Then she leads you back to the office where she sits at her desk and takes out the contract and sets it on the desk right in front of those soft heaving masses of joy. You're dizzy because all your blood is in your dick and you can't take your eyes off her tits. Then she gives you a sweet smile and the doe eyes of death. You sign right then right there because you know in your soul that @Fit is the place where you were meant to become elite and this is the best decision you've ever made. These two could be very OK until Couch collects their souls at a later date.

Rant, if what you suggest is true I am beginning to understand this tread.

Seriously what the hell is wrong with that dude on the left? His mom must have fucked a horse in order to conceive this macabre monstrosity. Look at those gigantic teeth and that watermelon sized forehead. WTF! Does @fit have a division for retards in the Gaymes?

Mom says the glasses make my forehead look smaller. As for my friend on my left, well, he's just a douche.

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Rant wrote:Super Douche!

That scrawny manfucker must have the biggest nose IN THE WORLD.

LOL!

Rant wrote: Does @fit have a division for retards in the Gaymes?

Yeah, it's called the "everybody who sent in the entry fee" division.

Adrien Brody getting ripped for the Pianist.

Hank Scorpio wrote: That scrawny manfucker must have the biggest nose IN THE WORLD.

Cyrano de Doucherac

Rant wrote:Seriously what the hell is wrong with that dude on the left? ...

That's a member of the Gilson clan - obviously.

DrDonkeyLove wrote: Add private sessions and some vig off the certs for more $$$. Plus uncle Couch can't be giving them control over the business so adults will be handling the money.

Unless something has changed, or they're getting a special deal from Couch, there is no vig off the certs. You get to close your gym for two days, and HQ keeps all the $. But you do get a few guest passes.

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Rant wrote:Super Douche!

That scrawny manfucker must have the biggest nose IN THE WORLD.

I didn't know Geddy Lee did @Fit.

An unexpected but necessary cleanse after all of Rant's gay dude posts.

DrDonkeyLove wrote:

Imagine that you're a young man considering @fit and you decide to visit @Fit TittyBoi. ANYTitty shows you around in her little shorts, you see cool gear everywhere, she's all passionate about her cult, and you're in titty hypnosis. Then she leads you back to the office where she sits at her desk and takes out the contract and sets it on the desk right in front of those soft heaving masses of joy. You're dizzy because all your blood is in your dick and you can't take your eyes off her tits. Then she gives you a sweet smile and the doe eyes of death. You sign right then right there because you know in your soul that @Fit is the place where you were meant to become elite and this is the best decision you've ever made. These two could be very OK until Couch collects their souls at a later date.

that's good shit

DrDonkeyLove wrote:

Imagine that you're a young man considering @fit and you decide to visit @Fit TittyBoi. ANYTitty shows you around in her little shorts, you see cool gear everywhere, she's all passionate about her cult, and you're in titty hypnosis. Then she leads you back to the office where she sits at her desk and takes out the contract and sets it on the desk right in front of those soft heaving masses of joy. You're dizzy because all your blood is in your dick and you can't take your eyes off her tits. Then she gives you a sweet smile and the doe eyes of death. You sign right then right there because you know in your soul that @Fit is the place where you were meant to become elite and this is the best decision you've ever made. These two could be very OK until Couch collects their souls at a later date.

Schwingo!

(for simultaneously providing me with the correct answer and a hard-on.)

Thud wrote:

DrDonkeyLove wrote:

Imagine that you're a young man considering @fit and you decide to visit @Fit TittyBoi. ANYTitty shows you around in her little shorts, you see cool gear everywhere, she's all passionate about her cult, and you're in titty hypnosis. Then she leads you back to the office where she sits at her desk and takes out the contract and sets it on the desk right in front of those soft heaving masses of joy. You're dizzy because all your blood is in your dick and you can't take your eyes off her tits. Then she gives you a sweet smile and the doe eyes of death. You sign right then right there because you know in your soul that @Fit is the place where you were meant to become elite and this is the best decision you've ever made. These two could be very OK until Couch collects their souls at a later date.

Schwingo!

(for simultaneously providing me with the correct answer and a hard-on.)

No shit. I almost e-mailed Lyn Pits and asked for my account to be reinstated so I could bask in the tittyglow.

GoDogGo! wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote: That scrawny manfucker must have the biggest nose IN THE WORLD.

Cyrano de Doucherac

=D> =D> =D>

Sofa King wrote:

Thud wrote:

DrDonkeyLove wrote:

Imagine that you're a young man considering @fit and you decide to visit @Fit TittyBoi. ANYTitty shows you around in her little shorts, you see cool gear everywhere, she's all passionate about her cult, and you're in titty hypnosis. Then she leads you back to the office where she sits at her desk and takes out the contract and sets it on the desk right in front of those soft heaving masses of joy. You're dizzy because all your blood is in your dick and you can't take your eyes off her tits. Then she gives you a sweet smile and the doe eyes of death. You sign right then right there because you know in your soul that @Fit is the place where you were meant to become elite and this is the best decision you've ever made. These two could be very OK until Couch collects their souls at a later date.

Schwingo!

(for simultaneously providing me with the correct answer and a hard-on.)

No shit. I almost e-mailed Lyn Pits and asked for my account to be reinstated so I could bask in the tittyglow.

DrDonkeyLove certainly had a way with words there...excuse me *faps off in a corner*