The couch thread

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:29 pm

A good Fran time is a flash in the pan, but piss your pants at a WOD and you're immortal.

A1A BA · Post by **A1A BA** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:37 pm

A1A BA · Post by **A1A BA** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:51 pm

Crust Bucket wrote:

Fixed what I could

ransack · Post by **ransack** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:32 pm

Pat Sherwood and Pat Barber are not the same person, Pat Sherwood used to own @ssfit Virginia Beach with this broad... A few more pics just for good measure, a few up and coming andros in these pics.

Jag Panzer · Post by **Jag Panzer** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:35 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Yeah, that may have been the chick Pat Barber was pretending to fuck for a while, but Pat likes 'em more on the equestrian side. Pat likes to get dominated in bed - the girls have to like to strap on and spike his tight little ass. If they can't handle his HQ eleetness, he kicks them to the curb.

Here is the current Mrs. Barber:

Wait, what's the scoop on this? She's one of the @fit NZ couches

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:41 pm

I still wanna see someone drive their elbows thru the kneecaps.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:46 pm

Jag Panzer wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:Yeah, that may have been the chick Pat Barber was pretending to fuck for a while, but Pat likes 'em more on the equestrian side. Pat likes to get dominated in bed - the girls have to like to strap on and spike his tight little ass. If they can't handle his HQ eleetness, he kicks them to the curb.

Here is the current Mrs. Barber:

Wait, what's the scoop on this? She's one of the @fit NZ couches

Yeah, it's Tamaryn Venter - she and HQ faggot Pat Barber (sorry, not Sherwood) are currently riding the hobby horse together.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:48 pm

ransack wrote: a few up and coming andros in these pics.

Yes-Yes-Hell Yes-Maybe-I think that dude played tight end on my high school football team

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:51 pm

Thomi Gill can swing from my nuts any day

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:10 pm

This might just be the greatest Andro Friday ever.

God bless all of you and God bless Tiny Tim!

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:13 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:This might just be the greatest Andro Friday ever.

God bless all of you and God bless Tiny Tim!

moar?

This is also good for some lulz - These people are all so. damn. serious. about working out.

http://games2010.crossfit.com/qualifier ... l#comments

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:14 pm

lasalle wrote:
ransack wrote: a few up and coming andros in these pics.

Yes-Yes-Hell Yes-Maybe-I think that dude played tight end on my high school football team

3, 2, 4, 1, and then 5 if I really had to

ransack · Post by **ransack** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:21 pm

Now it is a war YIHB...Facebook and Myspace are a treasure trove

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:24 pm

ransack wrote:Now it is a war YIHB...Facebook and Myspace are a treasure trove

Yep. Thank GOD all of these stupid fuckers are so incredibly narcissistic.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:30 pm

DAT ASS!!!

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:37 pm

So, some ginger-haired fat faggot claims that he has inside information about Barky and B-Boi because he checks ID at CFO:

Brenden and Allison left CFO on their own accord, along with all of our crossfit trainers. Having talked to B&A personally, they felt that CFO was driving down the market value of xfit by having extremely low pricing ($60/m) and trying to get in as many members as possible, thus they took it as a personal attack on Crossfit, and Glassman (whom they consider to be a second dad). In their mind(s) the right thing to do, was shut down the gym, and start a new "more xfit" type of gym, with the right pricing and structure.

So, on a certain day, at a certain place, a certain number of people came in and reclaimed all of CFO's equipment (which was on lease to CFO from CFHQ and being paid for) under glassman's orders; effectively crumbleing CFO's ability to operate any sort of gym, much less a "Crossfit" gym.

Now this is the same ugly fucker that dates this pig, and can't even bother the taking the discomfort to get his tribal armband tattoo ALL THE WAY AROUND his arm???

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:49 pm

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:52 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:DAT ASS!!!

Thank the Lord that she has that med ball to prevent her from going past parallel.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:53 pm

Oh, the fucking lulz. http://www.rickross.com/ is a treasure trove for cult and cult deprogramming information. See if any of this rings a bell. Let's start with:

CULT WARNING SIGNS

Ten warning signs of a potentially unsafe group/leader.

1. Absolute authoritarianism without meaningful accountability.

2. No tolerance for questions or critical inquiry.

3. No meaningful financial disclosure regarding budget, expenses such as an independently audited financial statement.

4. Unreasonable fear about the outside world, such as impending catastrophe, evil conspiracies and persecutions.

5. There is no legitimate reason to leave, former followers are always wrong in leaving, negative or even evil.

6. Former members often relate the same stories of abuse and reflect a similar pattern of grievances.

7. There are records, books, news articles, or television programs that document the abuses of the group/leader.

8. Followers feel they can never be "good enough".

9. The group/leader is always right.

10. The group/leader is the exclusive means of knowing "truth" or receiving validation, no other process of discovery is really acceptable or credible.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:57 pm

My God this breastlessness.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:00 pm

1. Absolute authoritarianism without meaningful accountability.

2. No tolerance for questions or critical inquiry.

3. No meaningful financial disclosure regarding budget, expenses such as an independently audited financial statement.

6. Former members often relate the same stories of abuse and reflect a similar pattern of grievances.

7. There are records, books, news articles, or television programs that document the abuses of the group.

8. Ex-@fit and AKC newbies feel they can never be "good enough".

9. The group is always right.

10. The group is the exclusive means of knowing "truth" or receiving validation, no other process of discovery is really acceptable or credible.

8 out of 10-- IGx is officially a cult.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:14 pm

The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote: 8 out of 10-- IGx is officially a cult.

Fuck you, rabble rouser. We are a society of like minded individuals on a spiritual quest to find the pure truth. And pictures of semi-nude andro broads.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:17 pm

lasalle wrote:
The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote: 8 out of 10-- IGx is officially a cult.
Fuck you, rabble rouser. We are a society of like minded individuals on a spiritual quest to find the pure truth. And pictures of semi-nude andro broads.

I'd be rather proud if we had evidence of this:

7. There are records, books, news articles, or television programs that document the abuses of the group.

Freki · Post by **Freki** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:21 pm

protobuilder wrote:
lasalle wrote:
The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote: 8 out of 10-- IGx is officially a cult.
Fuck you, rabble rouser. We are a society of like minded individuals on a spiritual quest to find the pure truth. And pictures of semi-nude andro broads.
I'd be rather proud if we had evidence of this:

7. There are records, books, news articles, or television programs that document the abuses of the group.

If they exist, -S- has them.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:35 pm

protobuilder wrote:
lasalle wrote:
The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote: 8 out of 10-- IGx is officially a cult.
Fuck you, rabble rouser. We are a society of like minded individuals on a spiritual quest to find the pure truth. And pictures of semi-nude andro broads.
I'd be rather proud if we had evidence of this:

7. There are records, books, news articles, or television programs that document the abuses of the group.

http://board.crossfit.com/

IGX

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