The couch thread

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed May 26, 2010 11:50 pm

SAR wrote:WGM,
you need a hit-counter on your site.

I have Google Analytics.

It's a lot.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu May 27, 2010 3:32 am

And just for Rant, because I know he pines for her, there's a special tribute to Sharibaby:

http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/2010 ... s-day.html

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri May 28, 2010 1:37 pm

Things got a little out of hand this week.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Fri May 28, 2010 2:40 pm

Sigh.

Grammar FAIL.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri May 28, 2010 2:41 pm

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Fri May 28, 2010 5:57 pm

holy shit, dude.

totally's awesome's job's.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Fri May 28, 2010 7:47 pm

WGM what say you add some Dirt Diva to your blog just to give equal air time to all our favorite fucked up girls.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri May 28, 2010 8:07 pm

Thanks SZ!

Shapecharge wrote:WGM what say you add some Dirt Diva to your blog just to give equal air time to all our favorite fucked up girls.

Don't you worry, Shape. Dirt Diva rounds out the triumvirate of A-list @fit broads. She'll get her spotlight soon.

On another note, keen @fit watchers may be interested to learn that out of the huge traffic that the WGM site is getting, there's only a single unique visitor from Scottsdale Arizona, but they're checking the site like clockwork every second day. Make of that what you will.

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Fri May 28, 2010 8:11 pm

yeah, can't forget drrty - she's the only one who's actually anted up legit titteh pix. kinda puts her in first place by default.

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Fri May 28, 2010 8:43 pm

You have a way with the ladies.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Fri May 28, 2010 8:49 pm

TitsNSYNC is certainly a fav but I have a feeling those tits of hers are very light and fluffy...not heavy and dense like I like them but hey, they're still getting a load dropped on 'em. Damn, if we could get her, the Diva, and Sharibaby to do a big-titty-bustout battle royale the entire internets would no doubt shut down and peace in the middle east, at least for a short time, would certainly happen.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Fri May 28, 2010 9:13 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:Thanks SZ!

Shapecharge wrote:WGM what say you add some Dirt Diva to your blog just to give equal air time to all our favorite fucked up girls.

Don't you worry, Shape. Dirt Diva rounds out the triumvirate of A-list @fit broads. She'll get her spotlight soon.

On another note, keen @fit watchers may be interested to learn that out of the huge traffic that the WGM site is getting, there's only a single unique visitor from Scottsdale Arizona, but they're checking the site like clockwork every second day. Make of that what you will.

How else for a sheik to keep up with a massive harem?

milosz · Post by **milosz** » Fri May 28, 2010 10:35 pm

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FUKC · Post by **FUKC** » Sat May 29, 2010 12:49 am

Why is the Couch in the back smelling his finger?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat May 29, 2010 2:26 am

syaigh wrote:You have a way with the ladies.

I like that. I like that a lot.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Sat May 29, 2010 1:45 pm

That shit just makes me think it's just a grand parody of the noble barbell.

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Sat May 29, 2010 1:47 pm

you grade schoolers need to get over your allison titties obsession. she's just one of thousands of tunky sluts to be found on the web--and she's fully clothed for chrissake.

perhaps if syaigh would show us her tits, we'd have a new heroine. we need one.

friedquads · Post by **friedquads** » Sat May 29, 2010 4:43 pm

RPC wrote:
Quack Attack wrote:Blame it on the a-a-a-a-alco-hol...total hearsay from a little birdie.
So apparently Glassman and Lauren are now living in separate houses on the same street. Lauren weighs about 98 lbs. Glassman is living with his nephew and was sharing Lisa Lugo with him. The Glassman pad is a total shithole with hardly any furniture and covered in alcohol containers and fast food trash. He has computers all over the place that are continuously open to IGx, Robb's, Everett's,Rut's, etc. websites.

Completely losing his mind.
I hear actually exercising is an incredible anti-depressant. As is actually leaving the fucking house and getting some sun.
http://mapserver.co.yavapai.az.us/parce ... e=glassman

Looks like Greg and Lauren own 3 places in the same neighborhood. Jeff Glassman (Couch's Pops) owns one in the same spot as well.

3 fucking houses.

FYI - Lisa Lugo shows at least a history (maybe current) with an addy in the same neighborhood. Another address is 4 miles away.

PS - The 840 Grapvine Lane was the older address I believe. And it was actually put in a @Fit video.

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/CFMa ... esMorn.wmv

You can add @Fit lawyer Dale to the Couch's neighbors. He's moving to Scottsdale and recruiting local couch Joey Powell to move a piano for him. (Hey, wait a minute. Dale needs HELP with moving a piano? He's not @Fit strong to do it himself? Yo Dale...

)

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... post790234

JohnnyBadAss · Post by **JohnnyBadAss** » Sat May 29, 2010 9:44 pm

Doesn't Glassman live in Prescott? Scottsdale is 2 hours south, just north of Phoenix.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat May 29, 2010 9:56 pm

JohnnyBadAss wrote:Doesn't Glassman live in Prescott? Scottsdale is 2 hours south, just north of Phoenix.

Prescott Valley? I've got another sole unique there, but he's only been on four times. Doesn't make as good of a story.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Sat May 29, 2010 10:37 pm

My hate tank has run dry. I find myself not giving two fucks about the nonsense these people get in to-same stories, same Barky, same Renee, same drunk Couch, same people getting ripped off at the games, same $45 t-shirts.

Anything new under the @fit sun? I've tuned out.

Holeyfraggaroley · Post by **Holeyfraggaroley** » Sun May 30, 2010 1:34 am

For all we know syaigh has been one of the Andro Broads...

Care to weigh in on that, syaigh?

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Sun May 30, 2010 11:13 am

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:For all we know syaigh has been one of the Andro Broads...

Care to weigh in on that, syaigh?

Ummmm, I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it will be amusing to see what happens as a result.

I can honestly say, a few of these girls resemble me, but I haven't seen me. And, I'm not sure I'd make the cut anyway (too skinny, not enough tits).

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sun May 30, 2010 3:11 pm

syaigh wrote:
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:For all we know syaigh has been one of the Andro Broads...

Care to weigh in on that, syaigh?
Ummmm, I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it will be amusing to see what happens as a result.

I can honestly say, a few of these girls resemble me, but I haven't seen me. And, I'm not sure I'd make the cut anyway (too skinny, not enough tits).

Don't be so hard on yourself, there are many colors in the Andro Broad Rainbow.

Speaking of diversity, the requested Dirt Diva featurette is now online:

http://wildgorillaman.blogspot.com/2010 ... ay_30.html

Someone needs to amend her picture to the Urban Dictionary's definition of "A real piece of work"

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Sun May 30, 2010 3:12 pm

syaigh wrote:too skinny, not enough tits.

you should let us experts be the judge of that.

IGX

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