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Back on topic. Asstro looking positively SWOLE this weekend.
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lasalle wrote:Back on topic. Asstro looking positively SWOLE this weekend.
A little milk, meat, and squats would put some meat on those chicken legs. I'm surprised those twigs can carry him around without snapping like toothpicks.

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JohnnyBadAss wrote:
lasalle wrote:Back on topic. Asstro looking positively SWOLE this weekend.
A little milk, meat, and squats would put some meat on those chicken legs. I'm surprised those twigs can carry him around without snapping like toothpicks.
That motherfucker is a SEAL. He will kill you and eat your heart!
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And isn`t that hard to believe that he once was a seal?
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
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not doubting Shave's SEAL resume, but I had never seen him actually do anything in @fit. Andy Petranek is kind of a douche, but at least he runs and lifts a bit. When they finally put up a video of Astro it is sit ups and jump ropes...what an a hole

http://www.peterassentoft.com/?p=109

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Bobby wrote:And isn`t that hard to believe that he once was a seal?
Nah. There are douchebags everywhere.

I have a friend who trains guys for the Department of Energy and he says the SEALS aren't anymore impressive than any other trainee.
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And the sadness continues...

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=841416
Female breasts and shrinkage

After crossfitting for 4 years I thought that my breasts were done shrinking. Apparently, the shrinking is picking back up again. As I overcome successive plateaus and continue to achieve gains, my chest area becomes stronger, and my breasts lose fat. No mystery as to why, but I'm concerned that at some point, I will have almost no fat left there...which is a negative to me - and as a petite female, I did not start out with an overabundance to begin with.

Does anyone know of any reasonable remedies to counteract breasts shrinking? Rather than assume no, I am asking the one place who should have an answer! Not lifting is obviously not a good solution (for me at least).

If no remedies come of this thread, perhaps there are other women with whom I can commiserate , or men who can chime in with their thoughts on the subject.
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friedquads wrote:And the sadness continues...

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=841416
Female breasts and shrinkage

After crossfitting for 4 years I thought that my breasts were done shrinking. Apparently, the shrinking is picking back up again. As I overcome successive plateaus and continue to achieve gains, my chest area becomes stronger, and my breasts lose fat. No mystery as to why, but I'm concerned that at some point, I will have almost no fat left there...which is a negative to me - and as a petite female, I did not start out with an overabundance to begin with.

Does anyone know of any reasonable remedies to counteract breasts shrinking? Rather than assume no, I am asking the one place who should have an answer! Not lifting is obviously not a good solution (for me at least).

If no remedies come of this thread, perhaps there are other women with whom I can commiserate , or men who can chime in with their thoughts on the subject.
She's looking for men to chime in. Care to take a crack at it WGM?
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Eat a twinkie or get bolt ons. The decision isn't hard.
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Jezebel Jones wrote:Eat a twinkie or get bolt ons. The decision isn't hard.
I support the second option, since amenorrhea as a consequence of chicks looking hard as fuck is also excellent birth control.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Jezebel Jones wrote:Eat a twinkie or get bolt ons. The decision isn't hard.
I support the second option, since amenorrhea as a consequence of chicks looking hard as fuck is also excellent birth control.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Jezebel Jones wrote:Eat a twinkie or get bolt ons. The decision isn't hard.
I support the second option, since amenorrhea as a consequence of chicks looking hard as fuck is also excellent birth control.
Since big tits literally paralyze 99% of men, i can see why this is such a concern for this lady. For 3-5K anyone can have a gorgeous rack. She should just skip a few lululemon purchases for a few months and save up for the boob job.
I am going to eat the twinkies, well not twinkies, I don't like them, but you know, brownies, mudslides, have you guys make me sandwiches, etc., whatever tastes good and builds up the adipose tissue in my breasts. It's way more fun than surgery, and that whole pregnancy thing isn't really an issue here anymore.
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spider monkey wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
Jezebel Jones wrote:Eat a twinkie or get bolt ons. The decision isn't hard.
I support the second option, since amenorrhea as a consequence of chicks looking hard as fuck is also excellent birth control.
Since big tits literally paralyze 99% of men, i can see why this is such a concern for this lady. For 3-5K anyone can have a gorgeous rack. She should just skip a few lululemon purchases for a few months and save up for the boob job.
I am going to eat the twinkies, well not twinkies, I don't like them, but you know, brownies, mudslides, have you guys make me sandwiches, etc., whatever tastes good and builds up the adipose tissue in my breasts. It's way more fun than surgery, and that whole pregnancy thing isn't really an issue here anymore.
So you'd be in love with a Jimmy John's employee then? =D>
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Fake boobs aren't Paleo. She is in a quandary, for surely.

She's got the same (yet opposite) problem of the men, who get low test along with their low BF% and excessive WADing. The guys are likely getting "shrinkage" of their own, whether they are natural or not.

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I love me some Girls of the Wild Gorilla, but chubby chicks rule.

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spider monkey wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
Jezebel Jones wrote:Eat a twinkie or get bolt ons. The decision isn't hard.
I support the second option, since amenorrhea as a consequence of chicks looking hard as fuck is also excellent birth control.
Since big tits literally paralyze 99% of men, i can see why this is such a concern for this lady. For 3-5K anyone can have a gorgeous rack. She should just skip a few lululemon purchases for a few months and save up for the boob job.
I am going to eat the twinkies, well not twinkies, I don't like them, but you know, brownies, mudslides, have you guys make me sandwiches, etc., whatever tastes good and builds up the adipose tissue in my breasts. It's way more fun than surgery, and that whole pregnancy thing isn't really an issue here anymore.

Fuck that. Tits are for kids. Period.


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Ed Zachary wrote:
Bobby wrote:And isn`t that hard to believe that he once was a seal?
Nah. There are douchebags everywhere.

I have a friend who trains guys for the Department of Energy and he says the SEALS aren't anymore impressive than any other trainee.
OH HOLY SHIT, YOU DID IT NOW!!! You don't even realize that your name is now in a double top secret SEAL database and when you least expect it you will wake up from a coma and five years will have past and you won't look right anymore because some SEAL came by for a visit and turned you upside down, stuck his feet in your armpits and used you as a human pogo stick. You will also have a new family 'cause he most likely will have thrown his web up in your woman and you'll have six kids from just one bonin' session because that's how potent these guys are. Impressive? WTF? They parachute out of the fuckin' space station and glide down so fucking silently that for a little while they fly along with geese and other birds that are migrating prior to landing on some bad guy's condo. A SEAL will cut your head off with a garotte made of spearmint dental floss then floss his teeth afterward because there's always time for proper dental hygeine and they are so good lookin'. I recommend saying you are sorry then cutting off one of your testicles and sending it to Coronado as a peace offering.

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Shapecharge wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
Bobby wrote:And isn`t that hard to believe that he once was a seal?
Nah. There are douchebags everywhere.

I have a friend who trains guys for the Department of Energy and he says the SEALS aren't anymore impressive than any other trainee.
OH HOLY SHIT, YOU DID IT NOW!!! You don't even realize that your name is now in a double top secret SEAL database and when you least expect it you will wake up from a coma and five years will have past and you won't look right anymore because some SEAL came by for a visit and turned you upside down, stuck his feet in your armpits and used you as a human pogo stick. You will also have a new family 'cause he most likely will have thrown his web up in your woman and you'll have six kids from just one bonin' session because that's how potent these guys are. Impressive? WTF? They parachute out of the fuckin' space station and glide down so fucking silently that for a little while they fly along with geese and other birds that are migrating prior to landing on some bad guy's condo. A SEAL will cut your head off with a garotte made of spearmint dental floss then floss his teeth afterward because there's always time for proper dental hygeine and they are so good lookin'. I recommend saying you are sorry then cutting off one of your testicles and sending it to Coronado as a peace offering.
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OH HOLY SHIT, YOU DID IT NOW!!! You don't even realize that your name is now in a double top secret SEAL database and when you least expect it you will wake up from a coma and five years will have past and you won't look right anymore because some SEAL came by for a visit and turned you upside down, stuck his feet in your armpits and used you as a human pogo stick. You will also have a new family 'cause he most likely will have thrown his web up in your woman and you'll have six kids from just one bonin' session because that's how potent these guys are. Impressive? WTF? They parachute out of the fuckin' space station and glide down so fucking silently that for a little while they fly along with geese and other birds that are migrating prior to landing on some bad guy's condo. A SEAL will cut your head off with a garotte made of spearmint dental floss then floss his teeth afterward because there's always time for proper dental hygeine and they are so good lookin'. I recommend saying you are sorry then cutting off one of your testicles and sending it to Coronado as a peace offering.
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Shape, baby, Shape, BABY!

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Shapecharge wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
Bobby wrote:And isn`t that hard to believe that he once was a seal?
Nah. There are douchebags everywhere.

I have a friend who trains guys for the Department of Energy and he says the SEALS aren't anymore impressive than any other trainee.
OH HOLY SHIT, YOU DID IT NOW!!! You don't even realize that your name is now in a double top secret SEAL database and when you least expect it you will wake up from a coma and five years will have past and you won't look right anymore because some SEAL came by for a visit and turned you upside down, stuck his feet in your armpits and used you as a human pogo stick. You will also have a new family 'cause he most likely will have thrown his web up in your woman and you'll have six kids from just one bonin' session because that's how potent these guys are. Impressive? WTF? They parachute out of the fuckin' space station and glide down so fucking silently that for a little while they fly along with geese and other birds that are migrating prior to landing on some bad guy's condo. A SEAL will cut your head off with a garotte made of spearmint dental floss then floss his teeth afterward because there's always time for proper dental hygeine and they are so good lookin'. I recommend saying you are sorry then cutting off one of your testicles and sending it to Coronado as a peace offering.
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Ed Zachary wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
Bobby wrote:And isn`t that hard to believe that he once was a seal?
Nah. There are douchebags everywhere.

I have a friend who trains guys for the Department of Energy and he says the SEALS aren't anymore impressive than any other trainee.
OH HOLY SHIT, YOU DID IT NOW!!! You don't even realize that your name is now in a double top secret SEAL database and when you least expect it you will wake up from a coma and five years will have past and you won't look right anymore because some SEAL came by for a visit and turned you upside down, stuck his feet in your armpits and used you as a human pogo stick. You will also have a new family 'cause he most likely will have thrown his web up in your woman and you'll have six kids from just one bonin' session because that's how potent these guys are. Impressive? WTF? They parachute out of the fuckin' space station and glide down so fucking silently that for a little while they fly along with geese and other birds that are migrating prior to landing on some bad guy's condo. A SEAL will cut your head off with a garotte made of spearmint dental floss then floss his teeth afterward because there's always time for proper dental hygeine and they are so good lookin'. I recommend saying you are sorry then cutting off one of your testicles and sending it to Coronado as a peace offering.
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Mickey O'neil wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
Bobby wrote:And isn`t that hard to believe that he once was a seal?
Nah. There are douchebags everywhere.

I have a friend who trains guys for the Department of Energy and he says the SEALS aren't anymore impressive than any other trainee.
OH HOLY SHIT, YOU DID IT NOW!!! You don't even realize that your name is now in a double top secret SEAL database and when you least expect it you will wake up from a coma and five years will have past and you won't look right anymore because some SEAL came by for a visit and turned you upside down, stuck his feet in your armpits and used you as a human pogo stick. You will also have a new family 'cause he most likely will have thrown his web up in your woman and you'll have six kids from just one bonin' session because that's how potent these guys are. Impressive? WTF? They parachute out of the fuckin' space station and glide down so fucking silently that for a little while they fly along with geese and other birds that are migrating prior to landing on some bad guy's condo. A SEAL will cut your head off with a garotte made of spearmint dental floss then floss his teeth afterward because there's always time for proper dental hygeine and they are so good lookin'. I recommend saying you are sorry then cutting off one of your testicles and sending it to Coronado as a peace offering.
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