Classic Cheesecake -- NSFW

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ab g-d wrote:I can't understand how, given the training they did, the cavemen beat the dinosaurs.

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beefheart wrote:Just one more...

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Woah.
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Glasses just do someting...

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I had that exact horse who provided my with hours of great fun. Sadly, the jockey accessory was not included.
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I had that exact horse who provided my with hours of great fun. Sadly, the jockey accessory was not included.[/quote]

I think mine is still in the basement of my parents' house. Hellishly dangerous, what with the exposed springs and all. I hope that honey above doesn't get pinched.
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beefheart wrote:Glasses just do someting...

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beefheart wrote:Glasses just do someting...

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Thanks to Crusty for this one; It's only fitting that Bettie is our our final 2010 Xmas cutie. .

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Damn I love chicks with glasses. She is fantastic.

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Damn I love chicks with glasses. She is fantastic.

The giant fuckin' tits sure don't hurt either.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:
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Damn I love chicks with glasses. She is fantastic.

The giant fuckin' tits sure don't hurt either.
Well, of korse not!

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Eventually I'm going to have to post somebody else....
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Who is she?

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Fran Gerard
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BIRTHPLACE: Staten Island, New York USA
BUST: 39"
WAIST: 24"
HIPS: 36"
HEIGHT: 5' 2"
WEIGHT: 110 lbs

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AMBITIONS:
I'd like to get into modeling or movies. I'd also like security, happiness, a family and a beautiful home.

TURN-ONS:
High fashion, antiques.

TURNOFFS:
Arrogance, people and their trivial problems.

FAVORITE BOOK:
"The Magic of Believing."

DID YOU KNOW?
I'm an assistant to astrologer Jack Gemini.

PEOPLE I ADMIRE:
My parents, for the great job they did raising me.

FAVORITE MUSIC:
Jazz.

IN MY SPARE TIME:
I enjoy astrology, reading and music.

Mick, you realize she probably had incredible back trouble by the time she was thirty and today she is probably a plump 62-year old. I hope she had a nice Christmas with her grandkids.
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
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Here's one for our Gorillaman...

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