The couch thread

fatbastard · Post by **fatbastard** » Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:43 pm

My favorite things in life:

Crossfit
Overhead squats
Underhand pullups
Clean and jerk
Handstand pushups

;)
Comment #20 - Posted by: Udo at January 12, 2011 6:13 PM

The moderators must be slipping.

The man in black · Post by **The man in black** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:29 am

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=64140

I want to watch crossfitters play an NFL game.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:54 am

The man in black wrote:http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=64140

I want to watch crossfitters play an NFL game.

I would love that carnage

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:09 am

Double unders are going to take an NFL pro a few weeks to learn?

Boris · Post by **Boris** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:21 am

WildGorillaMan wrote:How come no one ever does GHRs on a GHR bench? Is it because they're too hard? Is it because even with 20% slop most people can't even get one rep when they're first introduced to the GHR?

Well, they will come up with a hundred reasons why ghr is bad for use in a Wad.... but, when confronted with the idea that maybe, just maybe, not all exercises (like ghr bench sit-ups) are appropriate for an as-fast-as-you-can-balls-to-the-wall-met-con they come unglued.

I actually did mention this in their forum but it wasn't well received.

Yes, I'm drunk · Post by **Yes, I'm drunk** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:22 am

I'm just re-posting this because I can.

Fuzzy Dunlop · Post by **Fuzzy Dunlop** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:29 am

The man in black wrote:http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=64140

I want to watch crossfitters play an NFL game.

There's a surprising amount of non-stupid on that thread. I think that a couple years ago they would have been all "bring on the NFL- they can't hang". I've even got to agree with some of the sentiment, watching an NFL lineman squat, press, and pull for total would be interesting, way cooler than watching them bp two wheels for reps.

Fuzzy Dunlop · Post by **Fuzzy Dunlop** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:31 am

Yes, I'm drunk wrote:I'm just re-posting this because I can.

Who is that, syaigh?

Holeyfraggaroley · Post by **Holeyfraggaroley** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:55 am

coop wrote:
Yes, I'm drunk wrote:I'm just re-posting this because I can.

Who is that, syaigh?

Really? Dirt Diva....I think

I'm just answering so it will repost the pic.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 4:58 am

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:
coop wrote:
Yes, I'm drunk wrote:I'm just re-posting this because I can.

Who is that, syaigh?
Really? Dirt Diva....I think

I'm just answering so it will repost the pic.

Thank you. Why the hell isn't she in charge of CFE ??

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:53 am

I didn't know she was so put together. For a 40-something endurance athlete? Dayum.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 5:55 am

Mayor McCheese gives Couch better head.

toddmr · Post by **toddmr** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:16 am

Cave Canem wrote:
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:
coop wrote:
Yes, I'm drunk wrote:I'm just re-posting this because I can.

Who is that, syaigh?
Really? Dirt Diva....I think

I'm just answering so it will repost the pic.
Thank you. Why the hell isn't she in charge of CFE ??

She actually runs really fucking far because she enjoys it, finishes races in respectable to competitive times.

Fuzzy Dunlop · Post by **Fuzzy Dunlop** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:49 am

toddmr wrote:
Cave Canem wrote:
Holeyfraggaroley wrote:
coop wrote:
Yes, I'm drunk wrote:I'm just re-posting this because I can.

Who is that, syaigh?
Really? Dirt Diva....I think

I'm just answering so it will repost the pic.
Thank you. Why the hell isn't she in charge of CFE ??

She actually runs really fucking far because she enjoys it, finishes races in respectable to competitive times.

I was just asking so I could repost. One more for good measure.

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:07 pm

Andy with some lulz on CA:

http://www.cathletics.com/forum/showthr ... #post83372

Originally Posted by Júlíus G. Magnússon View Post
These damn Tony Budding programming videos are making me dumber every time I watch one.

They're like a train wreck. Grotesque, horrible and embarrassing but I just can't look away.

Why would they even put them up? The man sounds like a retard. It literally looks like something someone would put up for the sole reason of ridiculing CrossFit.

(Okay, vent over. Carry on, guys.)
Yeah
It's like one day you're on the track and you run this incredible PR in the mile, then you max on SN, CJ, BS and PR all three with huge jumps.
You're like:
FUCK YES, I got shit done today, I'm fucking monster;
and all day you're proud, trusting, and confident your training is on the right track.
And you know something bigs going to happen later on.
Then you go play beer bong at a bar.
You get trashed.
You get so drunk that it completely becomes impossible to stand up next to a chalkboard to draw lines.
You start taking shots of some strange bottle with cool labeling.
You try to jump over a dog like a hurdle and face plant into a toilet.
And suddenly you're aware you're in a different place, and there's people dressed like Michael Jackson.
You wake up the next morning after 3 hours of sleep.
You're limping for some reason, and dressed like Nick Nolte preparing for the World Series of Bowling.
You have this nasty Natty Light, dirty ping pong ball residue taste left over in your mouth, with dog hair stuck in your upper lip.
Your legs are dehydrated.
There's a Russian techno CD in your right pocket.
Your throat feels like ash
There's bird shit rubbed all over your left elbow.
Your lungs feel clouded.
You realize you gave $500 to a Brazilian stripper.
You feel like you've just lost a certain chunk of your athletic ability, well worth a week of training.
And you're like FUCK.
I feel obese.
Why am I wearing these Flashdance socks

This what my brain feels like after I watch a CrossFit video for 4 minutes.
It's taken its toll over the last few months. I have to balance it out with random notes from Supertraining

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 2:41 pm

syaigh wrote:Andy with some lulz on CA:

http://www.cathletics.com/forum/showthr ... #post83372

Originally Posted by Júlíus G. Magnússon View Post
These damn Tony Budding programming videos are making me dumber every time I watch one.

They're like a train wreck. Grotesque, horrible and embarrassing but I just can't look away.

Why would they even put them up? The man sounds like a retard. It literally looks like something someone would put up for the sole reason of ridiculing CrossFit.

(Okay, vent over. Carry on, guys.)
Yeah
It's like one day you're on the track and you run this incredible PR in the mile, then you max on SN, CJ, BS and PR all three with huge jumps.
You're like:
FUCK YES, I got shit done today, I'm fucking monster;
and all day you're proud, trusting, and confident your training is on the right track.
And you know something bigs going to happen later on.
Then you go play beer bong at a bar.
You get trashed.
You get so drunk that it completely becomes impossible to stand up next to a chalkboard to draw lines.
You start taking shots of some strange bottle with cool labeling.
You try to jump over a dog like a hurdle and face plant into a toilet.
And suddenly you're aware you're in a different place, and there's people dressed like Michael Jackson.
You wake up the next morning after 3 hours of sleep.
You're limping for some reason, and dressed like Nick Nolte preparing for the World Series of Bowling.
You have this nasty Natty Light, dirty ping pong ball residue taste left over in your mouth, with dog hair stuck in your upper lip.
Your legs are dehydrated.
There's a Russian techno CD in your right pocket.
Your throat feels like ash
There's bird shit rubbed all over your left elbow.
Your lungs feel clouded.
You realize you gave $500 to a Brazilian stripper.
You feel like you've just lost a certain chunk of your athletic ability, well worth a week of training.
And you're like FUCK.
I feel obese.
Why am I wearing these Flashdance socks

This what my brain feels like after I watch a CrossFit video for 4 minutes.
It's taken its toll over the last few months. I have to balance it out with random notes from Supertraining

Why is this guy on CA and not over here. He's a genius.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 3:43 pm

Yum-O!

Holeyfraggaroley · Post by **Holeyfraggaroley** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 3:07 am

Apparently the dude from CA that is hammering the shit out of @fit has account here but its seems to be inactive or not activated. I am not sure which. He has some good stuff intellectually and otherwise.

Yes, I'm drunk · Post by **Yes, I'm drunk** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:36 am

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:Apparently the dude from CA that is hammering the shit out of @fit has account here but its seems to be inactive or not activated. I am not sure which. He has some good stuff intellectually and otherwise.

I like his posts and appreciate his anger, but he strikes me as a first year Sports Science undergraduate who is just coming to the realisation that some organisations and institutions in this world, eg Crossfit, for one, aren't as morally accountable as his parents told him they would be. And he's now just working through all that cognitive dissonance. But good on him, he's very entertaining.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 6:37 am

Just one more.....

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 7:01 am

She is one dirty little needle.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 2:06 pm

Yes, I'm drunk wrote:I'm just re-posting this because I can.

'allo luvly!

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 4:16 pm

Holeyfraggaroley wrote:Apparently the dude from CA that is hammering the shit out of @fit

i assume he is confined in an institution. how else would he have time to post all that shit?

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:06 pm

Maybe he's like a mean POD.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 8:28 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Maybe he's like a mean POD.

Now THERE'S a mental picture.

IGX

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